Artemis: *sees Apollo hitting on one of her Hunters* Oh, Hell no! *grabs Apollo by the ear and yanks him away*
Artemis: [Insert Hunter's name here] is one of my hunters and so help me Gods if I ever catch you even so much as breathing the same air as her I will take those peanuts you're trying to pass off as testicles and I will squeeze them until your eyes pop out and I will feed them to you like grapes.
Apollo: (confused) Wait ... my eyes? Or my testicles?
Artemis: *pauses to think about it* One of each!