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Luke
hey we hooked
up last night

718-267-3684
yeah we did, ready for
round two??

Luke sat in a circle with two of his closest friends as they all gasped, wide eyed. A couple giggles came from both teens before outbursts of wild laughter. He was making prank texts to people in his class because he was bored and it was Saturday night.

Luke
No you were actually really
bad at it 🙄🙄

Jenna?
ME?

Luke
I DIDNT STUTTER

Jenna?
wellll we can go for round
two and see what you think

Luke
I don't think so you could
literally be an old man

Jenna ?????
and you could literally get some
ass rn 😛

Luke
you don't even know what I look
like and you're volunteering the
goods--

Jenna ?????
Yes this is Whole Foods 😩

WAITTT BITCH--
THIS AINT PAUL??!!?!?

Luke
I would cry if my name was
Paul I know he in pain 24/7

Jenna ?????
HE IS
but so am I 😢

Luke
oh I'm sorry,
why's that?

Jenna ?????
I haven't shaken ass in
a while 😢😢😢

Luke

Jenna ?????
yeah it definitely ain't... he
would've been down by now 🙄
-

Luke
IM DOWN AUNT JEMIMA

Jenna ?????
I know you ain't call me the
old lady on the syrup bottle--

Luke
THATS PROBABLY WHO YOU
LOOK LIKE

Jenna ?????
I'm nowhere near.....

-

Luke
I'm not taking a lap dance from an
old lady 😐

Jenna ?????
HOW COME 😩
It's just a little wrinkled ‼️
you'll get used to it 😼

Luke
I WONT.
Go text Paul Granny panties 🙄

Jenna ?????
ummm these granny panties
are lace btw

Luke
I DOUBT IT

Jenna ?????
you should come find out 😼

Luke
HOW ABOUT NO 🧹🐱

Jenna ?????
they call me frank ocean 😋

Luke
BYE GRAMMS 🤺🤺🤺

Jenna ?????
YOU KNOW WHY

Luke
no. I don't wanna know.

Jenna ?????
CUZ THEY GOTTA BRING A
BUCKET AND A MOP

FOR THIS....

Luke
I'm not finishing the lyric

Jenna ?????
FOR THE WAHTTTTT?

Luke
wet.. ass ... pussy

Jenna ?????
ummm say it with your chest 🙄

Luke
you make prank texts painful 😢

Jenna ?????
dang I was a prank text 😢
who does that it's like super late rn

Luke
I'm with da boys ‼️🤬🥶💯

Jenna ?????
so do they want a piece cuz you're
literally boring 🆘🆘🆘

Luke
No I'm in the other room
Why you offering yourself
like that 😀
don't you have a man

Jenna ?????

Luke
I could 😏😏😏

Jenna ?????
SAY LESS 😩

Luke

Jenna ?????
before anything happens between
us I need you to know that I have
a sickness and you need to be
aware about it before we become
anything.

Luke
yeah sure what's the sickness

Jenna ?????

Luke

YOU PLAY WAY
TOO DAMN MUCH

Jenna ?????
let's bow our heads and
recite a few words 🙏🙏🙏

Luke

you just don't turn off
THATS NOT A PUN DONT
SAY ANYTHING

Jenna ?????
BUT I TURN ON 😩😩😩😩‼️

Luke

I'm leaving

Jenna ?????

Tell your friends it's buy
one get one 50% off 😋😋
seen

Vinnie and Ray walked into the living room as their son Luke walked into the room. The light of his cellphone reflected on his face as he quickly grinned. The couple made eye contact before watching the boy laugh out loud and walk back upstairs with the some of his friends.

"You don't think..."

"He has a girlfriend??"

"My son gets bitches!!"

"Ray you're so loud he's gonna hear us!" Vinnie panicked looking at the stairwell that lead to the upstairs rooms.

"my son gets bitchessss!" Ray shout-whispered as Vinnie kissed her nose and then her lips.

"So do I!! AYYE!" Vinnie yelled in the same loud manner before carrying the short girl into their bed room.

note:
they're just watching Nextflix chill out 🙄
IDK WHAT  THIS CHAPTER IS I JUST MISS YOU GUYS 😢
and yeahhhh Luke is vinnie and rays kid, he obviously doesn't know that his parents met by prank texting each other buttttt 😛

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