-dialogue

V: Are they done yet

R: yeah it's been in there
for too long!

V: it's hard, you act like
you're an expert on this
or something

R: they're just cookies
it's so easy to bake

V: I literally give up
this is Hell's Kitchen
I just wanted a snack

R: you got me

V: true

R: I can't believe you
burned a third batch

V: you mad?

R: no stupid

V: you're mad.

R: no dummy

V: really?

R: yes virgin

V: you can't call me that
no more, I'm a new man!

Ow I burned my tongue...

R: I told you not to eat them
until they cooled down,
genius

V: but they're so yummy
looking, like you

R: that was horrible

V: ok you love my jokes
stop being a hater

R: I'm literally gonna make
a jar so you have to pay me
for every bad joke you make

V: you wouldn't...

R: I should start by looking
at our texts, you probably owe
me like 20 dollars

Mama gonna get a new wig

V: ok how was that not the
same thing?

Time to bring me
my money

R: that was different, last week
you said "are you five dollars
cause we Abraham Linkin
tomorrow"

V: it was a joke...

R: "I was gonna ask you
if you ok but I can see that
you're fine as hell."

V: that was a joke too...

R: "are you a condom cuz I
fuck with you"

(not me bringing out my
inner pimp for these jokes)

V: ... jokey.. joke?
you don't like my
jokes?

our whole relationship
is a lie

R: I love your jokes
it's just that my IQ
goes down every time
I hear them

V: ohhhh that's why you so
dumb

R: shut up loser that's why
you single

V: wait what

R: you ain't even got a
girlfriend loser

V: her name is Ray and
she currently has a total
of two brain cells, wym?

Single where?

R: Imagine me having
no smarts

That's like saying my
boyfriends black

V: Not-

R: had to be said

V: I'm not chase-

R: I'm so happy for that
I had to pray to the E-boy
gods for them to spare me

V: I'm glad they did

R: me too

V: we should just
stay together forever

R: nah I have an appointment
for my next boyfriend in
three months

V: he's okay with a pregnant
girlfriend? That's amazing

R: Vinnie literally shut up,
Virgin Mary wasn't this problematic
when god hit it I swear

-concluding

As ray headed to the bathroom her phone vibrates against the wood of her dresser. Vinnies eyes scanned over rays phone,

INSTAGRAM DMS 9:21 PM
troyzarba

He didn't want to break her trust but what could be so important that he couldn't talk to Vinnie about? Maybe it was nothing? But what if it was?

He put the five digit passcode in.

he had to mess it up 😛

not this meme like I'm not the reason for him messing up the relationship-

y'all rn: