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t.aldair living for the hope of it all <3

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p.parkinson i have so many questions
↳ t.aldair i found a child. it's mine now.

vivi.len we've been over this babe, you can't adopt every child you find
↳ t.aldair i can and i will!
↳ remus.l it's giving effie and james 🤨

siriusthegreat your hair looks nice, ig
↳ t.aldair thanks, i stole your conditioner <3
↳ remus.l he's now crying and searching the entire house. why do you say things that i must suffer the repercussions for?

enzo.berkshire theo's been staring at his phone for a very long time 👀
↳ tnott guilty as charged, no shame about it 🤨
↳ t.aldair tnott creep.
↳ tnott only for you, baby 🙇🏻‍♂️🙇🏻‍♂️

vivi.len have my children, i'll be so good to you 🧎🏻‍♀️
↳ t.aldair hi 🤭🤭
↳ vivi.len YOU NOTICED ME! SOMEONE CATCH ME, I'M GONNA FAINT 😩😩
↳ t.aldair merlin's saggy left tit, you're more fucking dramatic than nott

niamh.a first of all, that's a whole ass child, second of all, it looks five
↳ t.aldair i found her alone in hogsmeade, and i bought her ice cream and sweets, 🥹🥹 then we found her mum

ro.aldair you're such a nonce
↳ t.aldair you're literally in love w a minor. need i say more?
↳ ro.aldair i'm not fucking in love w your best friend, come off it.
↳ t.aldair i was talking about soph 🫠🫠

athena.a my pretty baby 🥹🥹
↳ t.aldair 🤭🤭

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fine furry friends

theo - whore
blaise - fine asf 🙇🏽‍♂️
enzo - hufflepuff
mattheo - slut
draco - bitch

whore
AYE YOU MAN
she's so fucking perfect

hufflepuff
you're whipped lad

whore
she's good with kids
her hair's so pretty

bitch
do you only like her because
she doesn't want you?
is she a game to you?

whore
no? what?

bitch
good.

slut
you like her, barbie?

bitch
don't be thick, riddle.
i just don't think she'd appreciate
being used as entertainment.

slut
mkay

fine asf 🙇🏽‍♂️
the girls are fighting 👀

tessa
yo smelly
you good?
anyways, i'm vv hungry
have you done the potions
hw??

bottle blonde
first of all, i don't smell.
and aren't you the smartest
person in our class?

tessa
BRO
js bc i'm fantabulous ffs 🙄

bottle blonde
okay??
he literally explained it

tessa
oh shit really?
I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST
WAFFLING LMAOOO

bottle blonde
did you not take notes?

tessa
i fell asleep🧏🏻‍♀️🧏🏻‍♀️

bottle blonde
i don't know why i bother
have you even looked through your
cgp book?

tessa
no? yuck yuck
the shitty jokes in it 🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️

bottle blonde
icl, i didn't do it lmao

tessa
bruv???
ew, sorry

bottle blonde
don't ever say that again.

tessa
mb, big man 😯

𝐦𝐢𝐫𝐚 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐬 ✷
cgp books are basically js revision
books but they have atrocious jokes 🫣
sorry babes for taking so long to update,
i wish i could say it was bc of something exciting but i'm a boring rat 😔
also, my fucking earrings got confiscated 😔😔
anywhoreee, thank you for 1.6k??
and 100 followers 🤭🤭