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theo - aldair's bitch
blaise - fine asf 🙇🏽‍♂️
enzo - buckbeak
mattheo - te-HOE
draco - poundland barbie

aldair's bitch
oi

fine asf 🙇🏽‍♂️
tf you think you talking to?
abt oi
mind your fucking manners

aldair's bitch
dramatic ass
taking classes from clermonte?
🤨

poundland barbie
she's leng icl
i'd hit that

fine asf 🙇🏾‍♂️
lmao
rest in pieces lucious

aldair's bitch
don't know what he was on
when he sent that

buckbeak
swear down she rejected
your ass??

te-HOE
you asked her out.

aldair's bitch
wait man
shut up
have you seen that guy with aldair?
who is he?

fine asf 🙇🏽‍♂️
that's a girl's job
fucking fbi agents
i swear, they can find your house layout

aldair's bitch
okay...?
so when can i make the first move
i can't screw it up man

poundland barbie
give her time idk

te-HOE
no?
ignore her and then she'll
realise how much she misses you

buckbeak
are you dumb?
tapped yute.
don't take advice from him
the girl he's meant to marry
literally hates him

fine asf 🙇🏾‍♂️
she reads right?
read her favourite book.

aldair's bitch
thank fuck i have you
also which of you fuckers farted on my pillow
shit stinks bro

poundland barbie
enzo 😭

buckbeak
bitch
don't accuse me of shit 😒
this is why your dad don't rate you

fine asf 🙇🏾‍♂️
was it you?

buckbeak
that's besides the point babe 😣

te-HOE
someone send him to bed
that's zesty asf 😧

fine asf 🙇🏾‍♂️
you're just salty bc he loves me
more than you 🤠

aldair's bitch
that seven minutes in the closet
changed them fr 🫣

buckbeak
kys tf?
leave me and bae alone
gosh 😾

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littlemermaid ⚠️‼️TW: DRACO MALFOY‼️⚠️

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riddlemethis LMAO notturmans ur girl's kinda funny icl 😶‍🌫️
↳ littlemermaid not his girl, but thanks ig 🙃
↳ notturmans she's not my girl, but i'm her man 😇😇
↳ littlemermaid oh

justlikeeveryoneelse can i change my user now? 😐
↳ littlemermaid no. stay humble, boy who lived even though everyone's done it. 🤨

h2ojustaddwater WHY ARE HIS EYES SO DILATED LMAOO 😭😭
↳ littlemermaid idfk 😭😭

blazeandthemonstermachines are we going to ignore the other words in your book?
↳ littlemermaid yes

notturmans interesting book choice, aldair
↳ littlemermaid very 🥸

roalddahl ew greenapples why'd you look like that?
↳ greenapples oh ffs kys

greenapples stfu
↳ littlemermaid what, you gonna tell daddy?
↳ greenapples at least i have one

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theo
baby
what's your favourite book?

cara mia
why?

theo
secret
now spill

cara mia
i don't actually know
my shelf is full of shit
like it's varied but they all hold like a special place
in my heart
yk?
like
i don't know how to explain it

theo
just throw around the words
i'll make sense of it

cara mia
oh.
there's this one where they pull off a heist
and they form like their own little family
and they go through a ton of shit

theo
mhm

cara mia
i'm rambling, aren't i?
sorry

theo
don't apologise
i consider it a blessing getting to hear
you talk about the things you love

cara mia
oh

theo
good oh or bad oh?

cara mia
just, oh

mistakes were made.

tess - blossom 🌷
niamh - cleo 🫧
vivi - madoc's love child 🧌

blossom 🌷
huh.

cleo 🫧
hm?

blossom 🌷
nothing

𝐦𝐢𝐫𝐚 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐬 ✷
this chapter took so long and for what?
anywho, we reached 10k readsss!!
thank you sm my loves 🥹🥹
but on a heavier note, the death toll in
palestine has surpassed 10,000, please, please
boycott and keep raising awareness!!