JUNG HOSEOK:
JENNIE KIM

JUNG HOSEOK:
care to explain this?

JUNG HOSEOK:

JENNIE KIM:
um

JENNIE KIM:
i'm reading a book?

JUNG HOSEOK:
what i— 🤦🏻‍♀️

JUNG HOSEOK:
BITCH NO I MEAN

JUNG HOSEOK:
why did kim taehyung
post that??? u were with
him????

JENNIE KIM:
oh that

JENNIE KIM:
we just bumped into
each other

JUNG HOSEOK:
really jen? "bumped into
each other"?

JUNG HOSEOK:
u think i won't miss that
comment from @kimtaetae
on your post the other day?

JENNIE KIM:
and?

JUNG HOSEOK:
I MEAN ARE U DATING
ALREADY U KNOW U
COULD JUST TELL US

JENNIE KIM:
tf no hoseok we literally
like just bumped into each
other on my way out of
starbucks and he insisted
that he'll accompany me
to wherever i'll go

JUNG HOSEOK:
whAT NO

JUNG HOSEOK:
bITCH WHY AREN't U
DATING YET

JENNIE KIM:
i could ask you the same
thing, sweaty 💁🏻‍♀️

JUNG HOSEOK:
sigh ikr

JUNG HOSEOK:
when will yoongi
ask me out :(((

MIN YOONGI:
now

JUNG HOSEOK:
wait what

MIN YOONGI:
i'm asking you to get out
of my room, i'm going to
change clothes

JUNG HOSEOK:
can i watch? :3

MIN YOONGI:
no

JUNG HOSEOK:
ok 😶

YOU:
guys look pft

YOU:

YOU:
his face looks bloated 😆

JENNIE KIM:
jeon visits u quite
frequently lisa 😏

YOU:
no actually

YOU:
i visited him this time
and he was asleep when
i got here

JUNG HOSEOK:
oOoOOoH

JUNG HOSEOK:
this is a major improvement
in ur relationship lali 😍

JENNIE KIM:
is liskook finally reaL

JUNG HOSEOK changed the group name to iS liSkOoK finAlLy rEoL ✊

YOU:
nO IT'S NOT

JUNG HOSEOK changed the group name to lisa is an in denial bitch smH

LALISA MANOBAN changed the group name to hoseok is a delusional horny gay bitch

JENNIE KIM:
LMAO KSJSKSHKSJSHS
I FUCKING WHEEZED

JENNIE KIM:
LALISA MANOBAN
FUCKING SNAPPED

JUNG HOSEOK:
LALI HOW DARE YOU 😤

MIN YOONGI:
the gc name is accurate tho

JUNG HOSEOK:
yOU TOO???

JUNG HOSEOK:
the betrayal guys, i feel
fucking betrayed

KIM JISOO:

KIM JISOO:
i mean, those are pure facts 🤷🏻‍♀️

JUNG HOSEOK:
yea whatever jisoup 🙄

KIM JISOO:
sigh i'm sad y'all

MIN YOONGI:

KIM JISOO:
SHUT UP PEASANT WHO
GAVE U THE PERMISSION TO

MIN YOONGI:

YOU:
...did u take a pic of
urself just for this

MIN YOONGI:
not really but yeah

KIM JISOO:
MSKSKSM LMAOO GET
A LIFE RAT

KIM JISOO:
anyways

KIM JISOO:
I'M SAD OK

JENNIE KIM:
aren't we all

KIM JISOO:
I SAID I'M FUCKING SAD

JENNIE KIM:
okay okay we get it already
geez shut up jisoo

YOU:
why u sad?

JUNG HOSEOK:
idk nan molla

KIM JISOO:
ok so firstly,

KIM JISOO:
sEOKJIN CALLED ME
A PIG

MIN YOONGI:
but it's true

KIM JISOO:
do y'all hear sumn?

JUNG HOSEOK:
what's second

KIM JISOO:
seconD, HE LAUGHED
AT ME WITH THAT
ANNOYING LAUGH THAT
SOUNDS LIKE WINDSHIELD
WIPERS

MIN YOONGI:
what's third

KIM JISOO:
third, i'll shove your fist
into your damned throat
if you don't shut up

JENNIE KIM:
OOOH DAMN

YOU:
NOW BURN BABY BURN

MIN YOONGI:
can i just sleep in peace

JUNG HOSEOK:
no u ain't sleeping bitch
we have a date to go to

YOU:
you're going on dates but
you aren't dating yet???

JUNG HOSEOK:
sigh wbk lali, wbk

KIM JISOO:
i'm still sad

KIM JISOO:

JEON JUNGKOOK:
roblox memes are honestly
everything

JEON JUNGKOOK:
i mean; m o o d

YOU:
what u're awake

JEON JUNGKOOK:
yeah and u left :(

YOU:
what no i'm here at your
kitchen drinking water

JEON JUNGKOOK:
oh ok then can u give me
something to eat while
u're at it :>

YOU:
no

YOU:
go get one yourself

JEON JUNGKOOK:
but laliiii i just woke up
my legs are dead :c

YOU:
no

JEON JUNGKOOK:
laliiiiiii pweaseeee 🥺

YOU:
no jeon

JEON JUNGKOOK:
lali 🥺

YOU:
bye i'm leaving

JEON JUNGKOOK:
NO DON't

JEON JUNGKOOK:

JUNG HOSEOK:
i'm suddenly sad

KIM JISOO:
stop copying me

JUNG HOSEOK:
um everyone can be sad???

YOU:
then why are u also sad

JUNG HOSEOK:
yoongi won't come with me
to the mall >:(((

MIN YOONGI:
but i thought it was a date
u didn't say we were going
shopping???

JUNG HOSEOK:
but doesn't that what
everyone does on a date?!?!

JENNIE KIM:
mhm correct

KIM JISOO:
oh hell naw

JEON JUNGKOOK:
why u lyin' jennie

JENNIE KIM:
shh let hoseok live ok

JUNG HOSEOK:
i hate you yoongi

JUNG HOSEOK:
let's break up

KIM JISOO:
pft joke's on u you're not
even together yet

JENNIE KIM:
shush let them live

MIN YOONGI:
wait no where are you
going hoesok

JENNIE KIM:
i hate to break the mood but

JENNIE KIM:
LMAOOO HOESOK

JEON JUNGKOOK:
shhh jenny let him live

MIN YOONGI:
hoseok stop ok i'm sorry

YOU:
sigh all you had to do
was to go shopping with
him

JEON JUNGKOOK:
but that's like real pain in
the legs for boyfriends like
us!!!

YOU:
quit being delusional jeon,
we aren't even together fr

JENNIE KIM:
apply salt to the wound
lolol

JEON JUNGKOOK:
lalisa i—

KIM JISOO:
lmAO SERVES U RIGHT

JEON JUNGKOOK:

JEON JUNGKOOK: