JEON JUNGKOOK:
ok but 12 am thoughts:

JEON JUNGKOOK:
why does "don't you dare"
sound normal but "do not
you dare" sounds like "what
the fuck is this phrase?"

YOU:
omg jeon can u
just sleep

JUNG HOSEOK:
oh my god i didn't realize
that until now 😱

JEON JUNGKOOK:
and envelopes are fucking
weird lmao it's like here's
a paper wrapped in a paper
that i sealed with my saliva

JEON JUNGKOOK:
also, horses run around on
their fingernails 😱😱😱

KIM JISOO:
is this why hoseok's nails
are always dirty

JUNG HOSEOK:
biTCH MY NAILS AIN't
DIRTY I GOT GLAMOROUS
NAILS YOU UNCULTURED
SWINE

KIM JISOO:
who u callin' uncultured swine
now you horse-headed slut???

JUNG HOSEOK:
omfg you did not just
call me that!!!

KIM JISOO:
but i just did 🤷🏻‍♀️

JEON JUNGKOOK:
gUYS GUYS! i got
sick thoughts fr

JEON JUNGKOOK:
when you wait for a waiter,
you become a waiter... 😱

JEON JUNGKOOK:
why does your foot smell
and your nose run? 🤔

YOU:
how does a dumbass trip
and fall and swallow a
grasshopper? 🤔

JEON JUNGKOOK:
laliii how dare you!! 😤😫

MIN YOONGI:
12 am thoughts... why is it
that i age a year older at this
time of the year and yet i still
look like a ten year old? 🤔

KIM JISOO:
do you mean your height
looks like a ten year old*

MIN YOONGI:
no i meant my looks are ten*

KIM JISOO:
yeah right you
delusional rat

JUNG HOSEOK:
today's your birthday??

MIN YOONGI:
most probably yes

YOU:
omg reallyyy??

YOU:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
YOONGI!!! 🥳🥳🥳

KIM JISOO:
even if i don't like you i'll
greet you bc i'm a queen
loyal to my peasants so
happy saengil chukha
birthday rat 🎂

KIM JISOO:
and this is u:

KIM JISOO:

JEON JUNGKOOK:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOONGO
I GOT A GIFT FOR YOU

JEON JUNGKOOK:
YOONGO*

JEON JUNGKOOK:
YOONGO*

JEON JUNGKOOK:
YOONGJ*

KIM JISOO:
LMFAOOO U OKAY
NUNGKOOL

JEON JUNGKOOK:
ANYWAYS, HERE'S MY GIFT

JEON JUNGKOOK:

JEON JUNGKOOK:
YAY HEY HAPPAY BIRTHDAY
😍👏👏👏🥳🥳

YOU:
oh

KIM JISOO:
pfft—

KIM JISOO:

JEON JUNGKOOK:
that's limited edition okay
do not you dare belittle my
gift 😤

MIN YOONGI:
thanks, i guess

JUNG HOSEOK:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY 😍🎉 SUGAR
HONEY 🍯 BUMBUM 💕 YOU KNOW
I LOVE ❤️ YOU SO MUCH AND
I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO
BE MINE 😏 SO WE COULD HAVE
MATCHING UNDERWEAR 😜 AND
WE COULD FEED 😋 EACH OTHER
BREAKFAST 🥞🍳 LUNCH 🥗 N'
DINNER 🥘 AND YOU COULD KISS
😘💋 ME UNDER THE MISTLETOE
🌿 AND WE COULD HAVE SEX
👉👌💦 ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER
ALL DAY LONG 🌄💨 BABY 🥰 DOESN'T
THAT SOUND FUN 😘❤️😍

MIN YOONGI:
wow thanks hoseok that
message is... very...

YOU:
touching?

JEON JUNGKOOK:
disgusting?

KIM JISOO:
horsey?

MIN YOONGI:
...long

JUNG HOSEOK:
omfg i hate u you're such an
ungrateful bitch that took a
lot of time and effort to type!!!

MIN YOONGI:
you hate me?

JUNG HOSEOK:
not really

MIN YOONGI:
okay good

YOU:
omg

YOU:
do i smell yoonseok?? 👀

JEON JUNGKOOK:
do i smell liskook?? 👀👀

YOU:
shut up you don't

JUNG HOSEOK:
jennie is oddly quiet
today

KIM JISOO:
pah she's probably asleep

JUNG HOSEOK:
nu-uh she's still wide awake
even at this time of the day

JENNIE KIM:
ha u got me

JENNIE KIM:
anyways happy birthday yoongo

MIN YOONGI:
thanks jenny

JUNG HOSEOK:
bitch why are you so lame
today what happened to
THE superior bitch???

JENNIE KIM:
i was just um

JENNIE KIM:
thinking... about things?

YOU:
what no jen are u fr
also having these weird
12 am thoughts??

JEON JUNGKOOK:
they are absolutely NOT
weird and just pure facts
okay!

YOU:
bruh why u mad i ain't
even talkin' to u

JEON JUNGKOOK:
wow... just wow

MIN YOONGI:
dang he mad

JEON JUNGKOOK:
i can't believe u just
bruh-zoned me!! 🥺

YOU:
what??

YOU:
is that even a thing???

JEON JUNGKOOK:
YES IT IS

JEON JUNGKOOK:
YOU'VE MADE ME SAD
LALISA :(((((

YOU:
okay, and?

JEON JUNGKOOK:

KIM JISOO:
omg i—

KIM JISOO:

JUNG HOSEOK:
LMAOOO WHAT

PARK JIMIN:
hello

YOU:
JIMIN!

JEON JUNGKOOK:
JIMINNN :(((

MIN YOONGI:
JOMIN!

KIM JISOO:
JIMMY!

JUNG HOSEOK:
jIMIN YOU FUCKER
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN??!!

PARK JIMIN:
sorry i was kinda busy with
work and with all these shoots

PARK JIMIN:
anyways i just wanted
to bid goodbye

YOU:
but you just came back!

KIM JISOO:
are u gonna die already
or what

JEON JUNGKOOK:
heY WHERE U GOIN' TAKE
ME WITH YOU I'M SAD

PARK JIMIN:
pfft no

PARK JIMIN:
i'm going overseas for a
magazine shoot and it'll
take a few months

PARK JIMIN:
and my manager's going
to capture my phone so
we'd stay focused on work

YOU:
WHAT

JUNG HOSEOK:
JIMINIE DON'T LEAVE US

PARK JIMIN:
lol stop being a drama queen
hoe it's not like i'm gonna leave
forever

YOU:
i'm really happy for you
but also sad 'cause we're
going to miss you :(((

JEON JUNGKOOK:
WHY DO YOU MISS HIM
AND YET YOU DON'T MISS
ME :((((

YOU:
because we see each other
everyday you dumbass

JEON JUNGKOOK:
THEN TAKE ME WITH YOU
JIMIN!!!

KIM JISOO:
yeah just take him with you
and throw him at a volcano
or sumn

PARK JIMIN:
y'all better not forget
me okay

JENNIE KIM:
and you better not fuck with
those foreign ducks out there

KIM JISOO:
oh you're still alive

PARK JIMIN:
yes ma'am

PARK JIMIN:
and by the way yoongi

MIN YOONGI:
what

PARK JIMIN:
happy birthday ;)

JUNG HOSEOK:
STOP FLIRTING WITH MY
BABY YOU FUCKING SLUT