MIN YOONGI:
why is jungkook not
answering my calls

KIM JISOO:

JENNIE KIM:
LMAOO IT'S JOMIN

JUNG HOSEOK:
y'know what guys i just
found myself a new talent
i think i'm good at answering
calls just sayin'

JUNG HOSEOK:
so hmu if u feel like the
person u want to call
isn't answering

JENNIE KIM:
then imma call u

JUNG HOSEOK:
no thanks jen i don't
want your call

JENNIE KIM:
the diSRESPECT

YOU:
jungkook's here at the
hospital

JUNG HOSEOK:
WHAT

JENNIE KIM:
WHAT

MIN YOONGI:
WGAT

KIM JISOO:
THOT

JUNG HOSEOK:
WHY IS HE THERE

YOU:
well um

MIN YOONGI:
obviously he's sick

JUNG HOSEOK:
but i won't get sick of u ;)

JENNIE KIM:
eW U SLUTS IT'S NOT
THE TIME TO FLIRT

KIM JISOO:
shit what if jungcock's
in a coma

JUNG HOSEOK:
nah maybe he's just in
his period

MIN YOONGI:
is that supposed
to be a joke

JUNG HOSEOK:
yeah but i bet your
dick ain't a joke

KIM JISOO:

JENNIE KIM:
okay but whY IS HE
IN THE HOSPITAL

KIM JISOO:
HE HAS CANCER

JUNG HOSEOK:
HE'S GOT DICK CANCER

JENNIE KIM:
OMFG MAYBE HE HAS
TIT CANCER

YOU:
WHAT NO GUYS
CALM DOWN

MIN YOONGI:
then why is he in
the hospital

YOU:
we were bike riding at
the park but he fell over
and swallowed a grasshopper

JENNIE KIM:
wHAT

JUNG HOSEOK:
LMAOO KSKSKSKKAAK
I'M WHEEZING FUCK
AJSKSHKSNSKS

MIN YOONGI:
pfft what a loser

KIM JISOO:
LMAGSJHAK OMFG
JUNGKOLK R U FUCKING
REAL SKSBKSBSJDX

KIM JISOO:

YOU:
okay i wanted to laugh
too but i'm legitimately
serious guys junGKOOK
JUST FUCKING SWALLOWED
A GRASSHOPPER IT'S
FREAKING DISGUSTING

JUNG HOSEOK:
i'd rather have condom
stuck in my vagina

JENNIE KIM:
ew hoseok eW

KIM JISOO:
i'd rather step on
a lego block

MIN YOONGI:
oof that's nasty

KIM JISOO:
with shoes on

MIN YOONGI:
that doesn't make sense

KIM JISOO:
everything i do and say
makes sense u rat

JUNG HOSEOK:
wanna see what nasty
is, yoongi?

MIN YOONGI:
no thanks

JENNIE KIM:
okay but why are you
flirting with yoongi i
thought you weren't into
him

JUNG HOSEOK:
i thought so too jen

YOU:
jungkook's now okay
guys, i'm already taking
him home

JENNIE KIM:
oMFG WHO U TAKIN'
HOME NOW

YOU:
i meaNt i'm gonna
send him to his house!!

JUNG HOSEOK:
take me home yoongi

MIN YOONGI:

JEON JUNGKOOK:

JEON JUNGKOOK:
sigh

JENNIE KIM:
so how does a grasshopper
taste like

KIM JISOO:
that poor grasshopper didn't
deserve to be inside u 😔

JUNG HOSEOK:
what if it pooped inside you

JEON JUNGKOOK:
shut up it ain't funny

KIM JISOO:
aw is u gonna cry 😢

JEON JUNGKOOK:

MIN YOONGI:
imagine that grasshopper
be hoppin' in your stomach

KIM JISOO:
and it be flyin' its way
out through your nostrils

YOU:
🤢

JUNG HOSEOK:

JEON JUNGKOOK:
fuck y'all i'm signing off

KIM JISOO:
LMAO HE CRYIN'

YOU:
where's jimin?

YOU:
he hasn't been active
since the other day

JUNG HOSEOK:
meh maybe he's busy

JENNIE KIM:
yeah right, u mean busy
fucking with his ducks

MIN YOONGI:
he's active on messenger

YOU:
then is he ignoring us??

YOU:
someone should
message him

YOU:
i have to take
jungkook home

MIN YOONGI:
not me, it's way past
my bedtime

KIM JISOO:
i have to call seokjin

JUNG HOSEOK:
i have to watch porn

JENNIE KIM:
bitch wHY ME