JUNG HOSEOK:
JENNIE MY BITCH!!!

JUNG HOSEOK:
WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT???

JUNG HOSEOK:
HOW WAS TAEHYUNG??? HOW DID
HE LOOK??? HE LOOKED HOT
RIGHT??? DID YOU SEE HIM
SHIRTLESS???

JENNIE KIM:
omfg u horny bitch
calm the fuck down

JENNIE KIM:
he kinda invited me with them
and we just played some video
games and ate pizza

JUNG HOSEOK:
DID YOU GUYS HAVE SEX???

JENNIE KIM:
BITCH NO!!!

JENNIE KIM:
but he's kinda nice

JUNG HOSEOK:
omG SO DID HE ASK U OUT??

JENNIE KIM:
no hoseok so shut your
delusional mouth

JENNIE KIM:
and i already told you! i have
no plans of being in a serious
relationship, besides, what i
feel for him was just infatuation

JUNG HOSEOK:
c'mon nini, u know you can't
stay virgin forever! that's like
boring and i don't want my
friend to be called "virjen"

JENNIE KIM:
who said i'm virgin??

JUNG HOSEOK:
WHAT

JUNG HOSEOK:
WHO'S THE GUY YOU BITCH

JUNG HOSEOK:
YOU DIDN't TELL US!!

YOU:
what's happening here

JUNG HOSEOK:
LALI!! VIRJEN IS NO LONGER
A VIRGIN!! I CAN'T FUCKING
BELIEVE IT!!!

JENNIE KIM:
shut uP you fucking
uncultured swine

JUNG HOSEOK:
i know we're bffs and all but
jEN YOU FUCKING BITCH
THAT'S FUCKING INSULTING
YOU COULD'vE JUST CALLED
ME "BITCH"

JENNIE KIM:
yeah but my point was to
insult you horseok 🤷🏻‍♀️

JEON JUNGKOOK:
laliii :(((

JEON JUNGKOOK:
you haven't posted anything
about me on ig :((((

YOU:
but i like posted
last week

JEON JUNGKOOK:
but that was last week :(((

JEON JUNGKOOK:
and yet i post about
you everyday :(((

YOU:
no you don't

YOU:
you didn't post
the other day

JEON JUNGKOOK:
but that's not the
point lalisa

JUNG HOSEOK:
ooh dang jungkook is u mad?

JENNIE KIM:
he mad sis

JEON JUNGKOOK:
i ain't mad

JEON JUNGKOOK:
i'm

JEON JUNGKOOK:
sad

JEON JUNGKOOK:
:((((((((

YOU:
are you tryna make me
feel guilty??

JENNIE KIM:
why lali? is it working? 😏

YOU:
yeah

YOU:
i mean no

YOU:
i don't know!!

JEON JUNGKOOK:
lalisaaaaa :(((((((

JEON JUNGKOOK:
pretty pleaseeee 🥺

YOU:
will u please stop

JEON JUNGKOOK:
(you're) pretty pleasee???
🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

KIM JISOO:
hey sluts

KIM JISOO:
can y'all just shut the fuck
up because i'm on a freaking
date and my phone keeps
on beeping????

YOU:
sorry jisoo, jeon's
quite noisy 😔

JEON JUNGKOOK:
lisaaaaa please???

JENNIE KIM:
jisoo, have you ever heard of
muting chat notifications??

KIM JISOO:
totally haven't heard
about that 🤷🏻‍♀️

JENNIE KIM:
🙄

KIM JISOO:
whatever jenny, you're just sour
'cause u don't have a date

KIM JISOO:

JENNIE KIM:
i don't need no date, jisoup

JENNIE KIM:
and it's jennie, hun, not jenny

KIM JISOO:
i couldn't care less jenty

JEON JUNGKOOK:
laliiiiii

KIM JISOO:
bye suckers see y'all in hell

JENNIE KIM:
ugh what a pain in the ass 🙄

JEON JUNGKOOK:
lalisaAAA

JEON JUNGKOOK:
lalisaaaaaAaaa

JUNG HOSEOK:
stop spamming jungkook
or i will kick you out

JEON JUNGKOOK:
i will not stop unless lalisa
agrees to post

JEON JUNGKOOK:
lalisa

JEON JUNGKOOK:
lalisa

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lalisa

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lalisa

JENNIE KIM:
omFG lalisa can you like just
fucking say yes??? it's not a bad
thing to post frequently about
him right?????

YOU:
aw not you too jen!!

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YOU:
OKAY FINE

YOU:
I'LL POST TOMORROW
OKAY QUIT WHINING
LIKE A BABY

JEON JUNGKOOK:
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JEON JUNGKOOK:
THAT MEANS I'M COMING
OVER AGAIN TONIGHT RITE

JEON JUNGKOOK:
I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT

JEON JUNGKOOK:

YOU:
sigh you're hopeless

JUNG HOSEOK:
omfg guys

JUNG HOSEOK:
i found my old school
papers and look!!!

JUNG HOSEOK:

JUNG HOSEOK:
2nd grade hoseok is such
a queen omfg i stan 👏👏

JENNIE KIM:
omg yas gurl stay winning!!

YOU:
omg hoseok!! 😍😍👏👏

JEON JUNGKOOK:
...wow

JEON JUNGKOOK:
i wish i was also lit back then

JEON JUNGKOOK:
but all i remember during
middle school was being tired
of everything that i finally broke
down doing a group presentation
and did this

JEON JUNGKOOK:

JUNG HOSEOK:
BITCH I'M—

JEON JUNGKOOK:
and this during high school

JEON JUNGKOOK:

JEON JUNGKOOK:
i got suspended for a week
and they made me reflect
on my actions

JUNG HOSEOK:
OMFDJDJD U'RE KIDDING RITE

JEON JUNGKOOK:
no

JENNIE KIM:
lmfao jeon why didn't
u die yet

YOU:
oMG KSKSKS

YOU:
but you were cool
back then

JEON JUNGKOOK:
omL

JEON JUNGKOOK:

JEON JUNGKOOK:
LALISA COMPLIMENTED
ME 😍😍😍

YOU:
shut up that ain't for you

JENNIE KIM:
quit lying lalisa

JUNG HOSEOK:
where's yoongi?

JEON JUNGKOOK:
probably sleeping

JENNIE KIM:
omg hoseok's looking for yoongi

JUNG HOSEOK:
bitch i was just asking bc
he was always online

YOU:
and so is jimin

YOU:
but you only asked
about yoongi 👀😏

JUNG HOSEOK:
because i alr know that
he might be on a shoot or
fucking with his ducks??

JENNIE KIM:
omfg this bitch's in denial

JENNIE KIM:
gayseok's in love 😍❤️

JUNG HOSEOK:
no smH y'all are delusional

JEON JUNGKOOK:
i bet u both would look
good togayther

JEON JUNGKOOK:
get it? togayther??

JEON JUNGKOOK:
...hehe

JENNIE KIM:
...

YOU:
sometimes it's better
when you shut up jeon

MIN YOONGI:
yo

MIN YOONGI:
what did i miss

JUNG HOSEOK:
me

JEON JUNGKOOK: