LALISA MANOBAN:
"cute couple" my ass 🤮

YOU:
aw c'mon, we all know
you loved it 😏

LALISA MANOBAN:
i did not!

LALISA MANOBAN:
uGh this whole act
is just so cringey 😖

YOU:
says the one who came
up with this idea 🤡

LALISA MANOBAN:
oh hell naw!! jennie was the
one who came up with all this!

JENNIE KIM:
but you agreed to it 💁🏻‍♀️

LALISA MANOBAN:
but who would be dumb to disagree
and pick a fight with jennie kim???

JENNIE KIM:
i guess it can't be helped being
the most superior bitch of
all superior bitches 💅

KIM JISOO:
i would disagree with
jennie for that matter

KIM JISOO:
and that ain't a dumb move
for me because she's just a
bitch while i'm a fucken' queen
💁🏻‍♀️👑

JENNIE KIM:
correction: superior bitch

JENNIE KIM:
and i do not care if you're the
fucking queen or whateva
but you dare pick a fight with
me, well bokbok bitch, your crown
will snap itself into pieces 😏

KIM JISOO:
oh yeah?

KIM JISOO:

JENNIE KIM:
uGh again with the memes!
and it's taehyung this time??

JUNG HOSEOK:
remind me how am i
in this gc again?

MIN YOONGI:
jungkook and lisa tried to explain
their relationship and how
everything was an act but apparently,
they didn't know how so they made
a gc with all of us and they ended up
explaining while finishing each other's
sentences.

JUNG HOSEOK:
...

JUNG HOSEOK:
you like literally answered?

MIN YOONGI:
but you asked for it 🤷🏻‍♂️

JUNG HOSEOK:
it's a fucking rhetorical question
i didn't ask for you to literally
answer it!

KIM JISOO:
*cough* rat *cough*

LALISA MANOBAN:
how long again do we have to
keep this cringey act, jeon?

YOU:
but it's only been
a month!

LALISA MANOBAN:
and yet it already feels
like a year!

YOU:
don't you enjoy my
company? ☹️

LALISA MANOBAN:
i do but it's all just so cringey
since this relationship isn't true!

PARK JIMIN:
do you guys ever wish that
liskook was actually true?
they're like really cute and
all and they could be a perfect
couple 😔

YOU:
i do wish that too ✊

LALISA MANOBAN:
i don't!

JENNIE KIM:
i don't really care

MIN YOONGI:
meh same

KIM JISOO:
lmfaoo i don't wish that

KIM JISOO:
we all know queen lalisa deserves
more than a peasant 😕

JUNG HOSEOK:
i still do wish someone would
fuck me under the mistletoe

PARK JIMIN:
sigh i guess it's just you
and me, jungkook...

YOU:
i'm straight no thank you

PARK JIMIN:
tf u mean man i'm straight too!

PARK JIMIN:
i bet your balls i'm straighter
than you

JUNG HOSEOK:
i'm gay

JENNIE KIM:
hey guys

JENNIE KIM:
would y'all be a babe and
choose which pjs look better
on me?

LALISA MANOBAN:
but you'll just be at home nini,
you could just pick any pjs you
feel comfortable on

JENNIE KIM:
well, the thing is...

JENNIE KIM:
my brother came home last
week, right? so his best friend
is going to stay over for the
night

JUNG HOSEOK:
correction: hot best friend

JUNG HOSEOK:
i'd gladly fuck him under the
mistletoe but he's off-limits

LALISA MANOBAN:
and why is that?

JUNG HOSEOK:
duh, lali! it's rule number one in the
bff codes to not covet thy bff's boyfriend!

JENNIE KIM:
but we're not dating!

JUNG HOSEOK:
...yet

LALISA MANOBAN:
soo nini has a crush on
his brother's bff?

JUNG HOSEOK:
mhm

JUNG HOSEOK:

JUNG HOSEOK:
i mean, who wouldn't fall for
them? they're like fucking gods!

YOU:
omg they hot 🥵

KIM JISOO:
care to enlighten me?

JUNG HOSEOK:
the guy on the left is jennie's brother,
namjoon, while the guy on the right
is taehyung, namjoon's best friend

KIM JISOO:
yeah they're hot but my king is hotter

JUNG HOSEOK:
but they're like the hottest!

JUNG HOSEOK:

MIN YOONGI:
wow i think i'd feel short around them

KIM JISOO:
but you ARE short

MIN YOONGI:

KIM JISOO:
pft shorty

YOU:
guys

YOU:
i think i'm gay for namjoon
and taehyung

LALISA MANOBAN:
???

YOU:
jk i still love you lali 😘

LALISA MANOBAN:
ew jeon, stop

JENNIE KIM:
guys!! i really could use your
opinion right now!!!

JENNIE KIM:
should i wear this

JENNIE KIM:

JENNIE KIM:
or this

JENNIE KIM:

MIN YOONGI:
so... you're going to sleep?

JENNIE KIM:
obviously

MIN YOONGI:
...with him?

JENNIE KIM:
uhm no??

MIN YOONGI:
but it looks like you're going to
seduce with him with those clothes

JENNIE KIM:
they do not!

JUNG HOSEOK:
you know what nini, the red one's
hotter, and the hotter the better

JUNG HOSEOK:
y'know, u gotta flex ur tits n'
turn him on 😉

LALISA MANOBAN:
but your brother's also there and you
know how overprotective your brother
is when it comes to you

LALISA MANOBAN:
so i don't think it's a good idea to
wear the red one

YOU:
i choose the red one
because i like red

KIM JISOO:
i like the pink one

MIN YOONGI:
whatever, just wear what
you're wearing rn

JUNG HOSEOK:
ew?? don't you like take
a shower first??

MIN YOONGI:
i don't have to

MIN YOONGI:
i'm clean 25/8

KIM JISOO:
wrong bitch, rats are dirty

JUNG HOSEOK:
anw jimin, which one do you
think nini looks better on?

JUNG HOSEOK:
hello? earth to jimin??

PARK JIMIN:
oh lol sorry

PARK JIMIN:
just...

PARK JIMIN:
let her choose whatever she wants

PARK JIMIN:
she'd look good on
any outfit anyways

MIN YOONGI:
did he just—?

YOU:
ooh a new ship be flyin'

PARK JIMIN:
but she'd look better without
any clothes on ;)

JENNIE KIM:
sigh i expected it

KIM JISOO:
*cough* fuckboy *cough*

MIN YOONGI:
you always pick a fight, don't you?

KIM JISOO:
and when did i ever pick a fight?

MIN YOONGI:
are you really asking me
that right now?

MIN YOONGI:
you always fight me!

KIM JISOO:
i don't, i just say what's true 🤠

JENNIE KIM:
anyways, i'll be wearing this one

JENNIE KIM:

JENNIE KIM:
i figured i didn't need your
help after all

JUNG HOSEOK:
i guess that could work

LALISA MANOBAN:
i bet you'd look really cute on that!

KIM JISOO:
i want a strawberry milkshake...

KIM JISOO:
with lots of whipped cream and
chocolate sprinkles on top oh god
that's heaven

KIM JISOO:
and you know what guys? i'm gonna
go buy one right now

KIM JISOO:
gotta hanbin

JUNG HOSEOK:
hanbin whomst?

LALISA MANOBAN:
i suddenly want a strawberry
cheesecake

YOU:
don't worry, i'll get you a
strawberry cheesecake this
instant!

LALISA MANOBAN:
you're just making an excuse
to visit me

YOU:
n-no!

YOU:
i just...

YOU:
...

YOU:

JUNG HOSEOK:
um did you just stutter at a
fucking text conversation?

YOU:
lmaoo of course i did not
r u blind??

YOU:
who would be lame enough
to do that pft

JUNG HOSEOK:
you

LALISA MANOBAN:
should i ask jisoo to buy me
a slice?

MIN YOONGI:
yeah but you better hurry up

MIN YOONGI:
i bet she's already at the counter
and is about to order a liter of
milkshake and 3 slices of chocolate
cake

MIN YOONGI:
no wonder her nephew called
her fat

KIM JISOO: