MIN YOONGI:
help

MIN YOONGI:
a girl just asked for
my number

KIM JISOO:
pft

KIM JISOO:
that girl has no taste
in boys 😪

YOU:
ooooh

YOU:
is she cute?

MIN YOONGI:
hm yeah

YOU:
then give her your
number 😜

MIN YOONGI:
but she's like in high school

YOU:
whuut how could you make
such an assumptioN c'mon
don't be a pussy and just give
your number

MIN YOONGI:
she's literally wearing
our hs uniform

MIN YOONGI:
what should i do

YOU:
oof

YOU:
tell her you're too
old for her

KIM JISOO:
lmaoo yoongo lookin'
like a fucken granpapi

MIN YOONGI:
she doesn't buy it

MIN YOONGI:
sigh is it my fault i have the
looks of a high school boy 😔

KIM JISOO:
no,, not at all

KIM JISOO:
it's your fault you have the
height of a high school boy 😔

YOU:

MIN YOONGI:
stfu

MIN YOONGI:
what do i do now???

MIN YOONGI:
this girl won't go away!!

YOU:
then just tell her you don't
want to give your number

KIM JISOO:
tell her you don't have
a number

MIN YOONGI:
are you tryna make me
look like a dumb person??

KIM JISOO:
oh no honey, no

KIM JISOO:
you ain't a dumb person,
you're a dumb rat

YOU:
ooh shite strike 2 bitch

MIN YOONGI:

MIN YOONGI:
sigh i should've known
both of you wouldn't
help me

MIN YOONGI:
i gave her my number lozers

YOU:
you what—?

KIM JISOO:
oomf i think i hear the cops
coming,, i can hear them go
"pEDO PEDO PEDO" 🚨

MIN YOONGI:
but i didn't even hit on her??

KIM JISOO:
but yOU'RE ABOUT TO

MIN YOONGI:

KIM JISOO:
you literally just gave
her your phone number??

MIN YOONGI:
bitch when tf did i
even do that???

KIM JISOO:

KIM JISOO:
i gOT rEcEipTS

KIM JISOO:

YOU:
lol r u okay yoongs

KIM JISOO:
this dumb bitch even spelled
lozers wrong pft we all know
it should be spelled as loosers

YOU:
...

YOU:

KIM JISOO:
wbk, yoongo's stoopid

YOU:
i wasn't even referring
to yoongi...

MIN YOONGI:
you dumb bitches thought
i gave her my phone number??

MIN YOONGI:
you're all boo boo the fools, i
gave her my plate number

YOU:
...but you don't even
have a car

MIN YOONGI:

YOU:
bUT IT'S A FACT???

KIM JISOO:
ugh what am i doing hanging
out with two loossers 🙄

KIM JISOO:
this👏queen👏deserves👏more👏

MIN YOONGI:
shut up

KIM JISOO:

YOU:
wait holup

YOU:
yoongi actually went outside
his house today??

YOU:

KIM JISOO:
*gasp*

MIN YOONGI:
calm yo dicks, i just went to
the nearby convenience store
to get sum bleach

KIM JISOO:
smH i can't believe my
nephew just called me fat

KIM JISOO:
he must be damn blind

YOU:
pft told you it's time
you go on a diet

KIM JISOO:
oH HELL NAW

KIM JISOO:
just thinking of that nasty
four-letter d word makes
me shiver

KIM JISOO:
y'all know i can't say goodbye
to my beloved french fries, pizza,
and chicken 🥺

KIM JISOO:

KIM JISOO:
i DOn'T WANNA BE LIKE THAT ^

MIN YOONGI:
but your nephew's right tho

MIN YOONGI:
fat jisoo

KIM JISOO:
bitch u better shut yo ass up

MIN YOONGI:
make me

KIM JISOO:
oh i'll make you shut up alright

KIM JISOO:

YOU:
OMFG KSHSKSHJSHDDKHD
HDKDHDKHD I'M WHEEZINF

MIN YOONGI:
yOU DID NOT JUST—

YOU:

MIN YOONGI:
DELETE THAT

KIM JISOO:

MIN YOONGI:
sigh what's the point
of arguing

MIN YOONGI:
just you wait, kim jisoup. i'll
get back at you some time

KIM JISOO:
oH rEaLly???

KIM JISOO:
well then

KIM JISOO: