PARK JIMIN:
lol that sehun fucker
forgot to block us in
his other account

JENNIE KIM:
good thing you know
that it's not only you

PARK JIMIN:
yeah i checked the followers
in his private account and
found out that all four of us
are still following him

JENNIE KIM:
oh but what i meant
was that it's a good thing
you knew you weren't the
only fucker 😏

PARK JIMIN:
i know jennie,
we all know

PARK JIMIN:
so, wanna fuck? 😉

JENNIE KIM:
how about fuck you???

PARK JIMIN:
when babe? 😉

JUNG HOSEOK:
ok but there's no time
to flirt you whores

JENNIE KIM:
me? flirting with that
fucker? ew????

JUNG HOSEOK:
shut your mouth you
in-denial bitch

JUNG HOSEOK:
anyways, i just wanted
to tell lali that her ex
is such a dumbass

JUNG HOSEOK:
how dumb of him to
dump lali and not even
block us in his private
account ugh i can't take
this much dumbness

YOU:
wbk 😔✊

JUNG HOSEOK:
place your bets hoes,
who do you think is this
fucker's new unlucky girl?

JENNIE KIM:
i bet she's ugly

JUNG HOSEOK:
i bet she's also dumb

PARK JIMIN:
i think it's joohyun

YOU:
huh? joohyun is far
from dumb and ugly

JENNIE KIM:
pft nice try, fuckboy

YOU:
but i also think it's her

JENNIE KIM:
what?!?

JUNG HOSEOK:
okay jomin, give us a
valid reason to believe
your point

PARK JIMIN:
well, i saw joohyun once
in x entertainment's building

PARK JIMIN:
i don't know why she went
there but i think she visited
sehun

PARK JIMIN:
and they became pretty close
ever since their collab photoshoot

JUNG HOSEOK:
ooh this sum tea 🍵

JUNG HOSEOK:
but this tea is bland

JUNG HOSEOK:
so u better get receipts
for a perfect cup of tea

JENNIE KIM:
you all do know that
us superior bitches always
remain superior right?

JENNIE KIM:
and what do superior
bitches do?

JENNIE KIM:
they don't watch while
others try to get their
bone

JUNG HOSEOK:
they bark back?

JENNIE KIM:
no

JENNIE KIM:
they bite back

JUNG HOSEOK:
not to ruin your inspiring
speech jen but lali doesn't
want sehun anymore

JENNIE KIM:
dumbass, i'm not talking
about sehun!!! who gives
a shit about him??

JENNIE KIM:
the bone i was talking about
is the throne

JENNIE KIM:
the throne to the hottest
couple of the nation, aka
the "it couple"

JENNIE KIM:
lali and sehun was once the
"it couple", but this fucker
put an end to it

JENNIE KIM:
and we can't just let him
take it back again with
some other girl

JENNIE KIM:
lali, didn't you say you
met joohyun's ex on
dating.io?

YOU:
yup

JENNIE KIM:
then i have a plan for you