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jeon jungkook

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PREFERENCES (!)
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youtube, filming,
vlogger, scenery,
timberlands,
travelling, coffee,
instagram, dogs

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DATA PROCESS COMPLETE!

we have gathered those who have
similar preferences as yours
   
  

SONG AHRIN
similar preference(s):
dogs

CHAT NOW?
YES     |     NO

 
YOU:
hi

SONG AHRIN:
hello!!! (^０^)ノ

YOU:
not to bust your bubble
but i'm not the type of
person to hit on a kid or
teenager or something
but my friend's here and
she's watching me n' i'll be
dead meat if i don't chat with
someone on this darn app
but i'd be glad to be friends
with you y'know

YOU:
so...

YOU:
you like dogs too

SONG AHRIN:
woof woof ∪･ω･∪

YOU:
yup lol

SONG AHRIN:
oppa~

YOU:
uhm what

SONG AHRIN:
pet me oppa (^=◕ᴥ◕=^)

SONG AHRIN:
meow~

YOU:
tf man

SONG AHRIN:
oppaaaa i sarang u
σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡

SONG AHRIN:
do you sarang me too?
(づ￣ ³￣)づ

YOU:
no

SONG AHRIN HAS
DISCONNECTED

KIM MINHA
similar preference(s):
instagram

CHAT NOW?
YES     |     NO

KIM MINHA:
hey daddy 😉

YOU:
geez i'm no daddy okay
i'm like only a year older
than you and i definitely
don't look like some old
man looking for sugar
babies

KIM MINHA:
you look soooo hot in
your pfp daddy

KIM MINHA:
i think i'm already wet
💦

YOU:
...

KIM MINHA:
i want you to fuck me hard
on your kitchen table
and eat my pussy out
while you let me cum on
your face

YOU:

KIM MINHA:
send nudes ;)

YOU:
nO I DON'T
WANT TO

KIM MINHA:
okay daddy...

KIM MINHA:
i'll just make your dick stand
up rockin' hard with my
nudes

KIM MINHA:
how'd you like the
sound of that? 😉

YOU HAVE DISCONNECTED

KANG HAESOO
similar preference(s):
youtube, vlogger

CHAT NOW?
YES     |     NO

YOU:
if u call me oppa or
daddy i will fucking
disconnect

KANG HAESOO:
jeon jungkook???

KANG HAESOO:
like the vlogger jeon
jungkook????

YOU:
shit

KANG HAESOO:
omfg it's you!!!!

KANG HAESOO:
YOU'RE JEONFILMS!!!

YOU:
no

YOU:
this is not the
real jeonfilms!!

YOU:
i'm just a fan
account lol

YOU:
i mean, why would a
famous vlogger like jeon
jungkook use a dating
app lmaoo and he has a
girlfriend

YOU:
and if ever he and his gf
broke up he has a lot of
girls lining up to be with
him yeah so why would
he use a dating app pft

KANG HAESOO:
i'M A SUPER DUPER
BIG FAN!!!!!

KANG HAESOO:
i can't believe a day like
this would come omg i'M
SOBBING 😭😭😭

YOU:

YOU:
I'M NOT JEON
JUNGKOOK OKAY???

KANG HAESOO:
OMG I MADE THAT MEME!!

KANG HAESOO:
I'M SO HAPPY I GOT TO
CHAT WITH JEON JUNGKOOK
AND NOW HE USES THE
MEME I MADE OMLLLL

KANG HAESOO:
I LOVE YOU PLS
MARRY ME!!!

YOU HAVE DISCONNECTED

LALISA MANOBAN
similar preference(s):
youtube, vlogger, timberlands,
travelling, coffee, instagram

CHAT NOW?
YES     |     NO

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this chapter is inspired by HALSEYPLANET 's dating hotline!!!