YOU:
GUYS I—

YOU:
I'M IN TEARS

YOU:
😭😭😭

JUNG HOSEOK:
oh shut it hoe i know
u ain't really cryin'

YOU:
true but...

YOU:
YOU GUYS

YOU:
I'M TOUCHED
😭😭😭❤️✊

JENNIE KIM:
lali who tf is touching you
bitch are u okay

YOU:
shut up both of u
i'm tryna have a
moment here 😤

YOU:
tHANK YOU GUYS
FOR COMING A
WHILE AGO I WAS
SO SURPRISED

YOU:
u guys are the best
i swear 😩🙌💯
❤️💖💜

JUNG HOSEOK:
aww 💕

JENNIE KIM:
of course biiitch u know
we always gotchu

JUNG HOSEOK:
i mean, who needs a
boyfriend when u got
like the best bitches
ever?? 💅💅💯💯💯

JUNG HOSEOK:
but i like totally need a
boyfriend right now i
mean, u know i've always
wanted to know how it
feels to be in love and shit
and have like cute ig posts
of both of our hands intertwined
and have someone carry my
shopping bags for me and
bring me a bouquet of tulips and
some chocolates during my period
and have someone to fuck under
the mistletoe yeah that totally
sounds cute and adorable ygm??

JENNIE KIM:
nah hoe

JENNIE KIM:
he will eventually
leave u alone and u know
us bitches don't deserve to
be left alone 💁🏻‍♀️

JUNG HOSEOK:
girl don't you at least want
to experience how it
feels to be in a relationship?

JENNIE KIM:
pah relationshit
whatever

JENNIE KIM:
those are just brought by
temporary feelings and
emotions 🤷🏻‍♀️

JUNG HOSEOK:
ew who the hell made
you a bitter bitch
jennie kim ???

JUNG HOSEOK:
do u like have sum past
or sumn??

PARK JIMIN:
lol i bet she hasn't even
been in a relationship
before

JENNIE KIM:
shut up jimin

JENNIE KIM:
u don't know shit since
all u know is how to fuck your
goddamn girls so good and then
you leave them hanging the next
day and u move on so easily like
it was no biggie and nothing
ever fucking happened

JUNG HOSEOK:
ooooh fuck that burrrnnsss

JUNG HOSEOK:
btw nini, it's *fuck your
goddamn ducks

YOU:
uhm...

YOU:
did something happen
between you two??

JENNIE KIM:
no hahaha

JENNIE KIM:
like what i said,
nothing happened

PARK JIMIN:
yeah nothing
happened
at all lol

PARK JIMIN:
i have a shoot coming
up i'll talk to you guys
later haha

JUNG HOSEOK:
but it's like 1 am
already????

JUNG HOSEOK:
anw lali don't ever open
your ig if you don't want to
feel like wishing you were
blind already ☠️

JENNIE KIM:
dw about that, i already
made sure lisa was already
unfollowing sehun when
i borrowed her phone a while
ago

JUNG HOSEOK:
i ain't talking 'bout that
asshole

JUNG HOSEOK:
i was like talking about jiyoo's
video of her frogs having sex

YOU:
what???

YOU:
jiyoo has
pet frogs???

JUNG HOSEOK:
oop nini u must've thought
i was talking about sehun's
latest post about his photoshoot
with bae joohyun but nah i'm
smart enough not to mention
that in front of lali 💁🏻‍♀️

YOU:
what?

JENNIE KIM:
um lol right hoseok
sMaRt mOve 🙄

JUNG HOSEOK:
... oh

JUNG HOSEOK:
pretend y'all didn't
read that 🥴

YOU:
bae joohyun as in my
friend bae joohyun??

JUNG HOSEOK:
yeah and oh sehun as
in your ex oh sehun
but joohyun also posted
something and you follow
her so you might see it
in your feed 🤧

JENNIE KIM:
bitch you know what you
should shut those horse lips
of yours before you say
anything more

JUNG HOSEOK:
🤐

JENNIE KIM:
lali jsyk i downloaded a dating
app when i borrowed your phone

YOU:
u did what??

JENNIE KIM:
you're welcome