JENNIE KIM:
gUESS WHAT
BITCHES

JENNIE KIM:
'ya girl just got the limited
edition chanel pearl
boy bag!!!

JENNIE KIM:
and in celebration, i bought
myself a new pair of red
hot pumps from prada 💅 👠

JUNG HOSEOK:
omfg??

JUNG HOSEOK:
i just like fucking bought
that bag yesterday!!!

JENNIE KIM:
oh hECK NO

JENNIE KIM:
this is absolutely
not good 🤧

JENNIE KIM:
there's no way in hell
i'd wear the same freaking
bag as anyone else does!!

JENNIE KIM:
even if it's you gayseok

JENNIE KIM:
and to think that it's
limited edition siSTER

JUNG HOSEOK:
calm your tits nini,

JUNG HOSEOK:
you're not the only
rich bitch here 💅

JUNG HOSEOK:
all of us in this gc exhale
money like we always do
💸💸💸

YOU:
omg!!

YOU:
lucky you jen

YOU:
i've been dying to go
shopping but my schedule
this week is really tight 😭

JUNG HOSEOK:
aw dear, poor you 😔

JENNIE KIM:
good thing you have the
best bitch in the world 👑

JENNIE KIM:
what is it that you
want me to buy?

YOU:
really???

YOU:
thank god!!

YOU:
can you please please please
buy me that louis vuitton
handbag they just released
last week? 🙏🙏🙏

YOU:
i'll pay you later
on paypal 😭

JENNIE KIM:
another good thing i
know that bag 💁🏻‍♀️

JENNIE KIM:
don't worry lali, i'm omw
to louis vuitton 😉

YOU:
tHANK YOU SOOO
MUCH JEN!!!

YOU:
you really are the
best 😭👍🙇‍♀️💯👑

JENNIE KIM:
i know right??

JUNG HOSEOK:
how about me nini 🥺

JENNIE KIM:
they don't sell horseshoe
here sister 🤷🏻‍♀️

JUNG HOSEOK:
bitch i ain't taking care
of your dog anymore 😤

JENNIE KIM:
don't you dare drag my
precious kuma into this
mess 😤😤

JUNG HOSEOK:
THEN BUY ME
SOMETHING U FUCKER

JENNIE KIM:
nah sissy, i ain't buying
you sumn unless you
throw that chanel bag
of yours 💁🏻‍♀️

JUNG HOSEOK:
on second thought, no thanks.
i'm just gonna go shopping
later 🙄

YOU:
where's jimin?

JUNG HOSEOK:
probably out there somewhere
flirting with his chicks 🐤

JENNIE KIM :
i prefer you call them ducks,
so he gon' fuck with his ducks 🦆

JUNG HOSEOK:
i'm—??

PARK JIMIN:
miss me already, lali? 😉

JENNIE KIM:
would you quit flirting
you whore?

PARK JIMIN:
anything for you,
mademoiselle 😌

PARK JIMIN:
anyways, i just finished
a photoshoot

YOU:
glad you've found
a gig again!

PARK JIMIN:
i won't be going on
gigs anymore, 'cuz this guy
just got scouted at x
entertainment 😎

YOU:
JIMIN

JUNG HOSEOK:
jIMIN

JENNIE KIM:
jOMIN

YOU:
omg we're so
happy for you!!!

JUNG HOSEOK:
but isn't sehun from
x entertainment?

JENNIE KIM:
shut your gay mouth

JENNIE KIM:
we don't speak of
assholes in this gc

YOU:
no, no,
i'll be okay

JUNG HOSEOK:
see? stop overreacting, nini

JUNG HOSEOK:
it's already been a month
since their breakup and
'ya think our lisa's still
sulking about it?

JUNG HOSEOK:
no sister, she's a strong
woman, and wbk that

JENNIE KIM:
they were together for
3 freaking years!!

JENNIE KIM:
would you expect that
everything would be okay
for her just after a month??

JENNIE KIM:
she might be uncomfortable
talking about him

YOU:
no, it's okay,
really

PARK JIMIN:
i just saw him

PARK JIMIN:
i think that fucker
recognized me and
avoided me

JUNG HOSEOK:
talk about cowards 🙄

JENNIE KIM:
u still follow him
on ig lali?

YOU:
yeah

JENNIE KIM:
you should unfollow
him rn and asap

JENNIE KIM:
it is essential for superior
bitches like us to delete
all toxicity in our lives

JENNIE KIM:
especially in our ig feeds

YOU:
i'll be working
on that later

YOU:
but for now,
i need to go

YOU:
i still have a
fanmeet coming up

JENNIE KIM:
u better be sure to do that
or else i ain't giving you
this lv bag 😤

YOU:
yes ma'am 😭