MIN YOONGI:
kook,

MIN YOONGI:
are you and joohyun
back now?

YOU:
THE QUEEN
HAS ARRIVED

YOU:
what is it yoongo

MIN YOONGI:
shut it jisoo

MIN YOONGI:
i'm not talking to you

YOU:

MIN YOONGI:
🙄

MIN YOONGI:
did you see his
new vid?

MIN YOONGI:
it's been a while since he
posted at 12 midnight.

MIN YOONGI:
the last time i remember
he posted something that
early was on their
4th anniversary.

YOU:
duh

YOU:
can't you
take a hint??

YOU:
it's their 5th anniv
today you dumbshit

YOU:
which is why i just saw
them together a while
ago at the café 💅

MIN YOONGI:
were you stalking
that waiter again?

YOU:
honey, i don't
stalk people

YOU:
they stalk me 👑

YOU:
i just dropped by to get
my morning coffee ☕️

YOU:
and also, to check how
my future king is doing

YOU:

MIN YOONGI:

YOU:
uHm

YOU:

YOU:
whY DON'T YOU GET
YOUR OWN MEMES
YOURSELF YOU
DIRTY RAT

MIN YOONGI:
nah

YOU:
i'm—

YOU:

MIN YOONGI:
hey jungkook

MIN YOONGI:
how's your date going?

YOU:
lol @ this
dumb bitch

YOU:
jungkook is not
online u fucker

MIN YOONGI:
joke's on you, he's
active on messenger

JEON JUNGKOOK:
more like *how did
your date go?*

MIN YOONGI:
it's done already??

JEON JUNGKOOK:
*we're done already*

YOU:
YOU BROKE UP
WITH JOOHYUN???

MIN YOONGI:
dumb bitch

MIN YOONGI:
obviously, joohyun
broke up with him

YOU:
u ain't jungkook
you fucker

JEON JUNGKOOK:
she broke up with me.

JEON JUNGKOOK:
she said she was tired...

YOU:
told 'ya, lalisa already
won her over

MIN YOONGI:
shut up jisoo, you're
not helping at all

MIN YOONGI:
it's alright kook,
you'll be alright

MIN YOONGI:
maybe she wasn't really
the one for you.

MIN YOONGI:
we know you've already
done more than enough
for her.

MIN YOONGI:
and we know that you
deserve much more than
being ghosted for no reason.

MIN YOONGI:
just so you know, we're
always here to talk.

MIN YOONGI:
no matter what happens,
we'll always be here for you.

YOU:
agreeing with this peasant
isn't my thing but...

YOU:
yeah, i agree
with yoongi

MIN YOONGI:
i know you're tired and
you need some rest so
go ahead and spend the
rest of your day at your bed.

JEON JUNGKOOK:
thank you guys, really

JEON JUNGKOOK:
i'm more than grateful
to have both of you

YOU:
yeah you
should be

YOU:
having someone like
me is like having the
biggest diamond
on earth 💎💯

MIN YOONGI:
seriously??

YOU:
sorry yoongo,

YOU: