KIM JISOO:
'sup clowns

KIM JISOO:
the queen is here

KIM JISOO:
with a very important
announcement

KIM JISOO:
so listen up you
peasants

YOU:
what is it now jisoo

KIM JISOO:
the other peasant has
not been awaken yet

KIM JISOO:
@yoongi!!!!!!!!!

KIM JISOO:
it is afternoon already
you peasant

KIM JISOO:
so wake the fuck up

KIM JISOO:
for i have an important
announcement

MIN YOONGI:
tch screw you jisoo

MIN YOONGI:
i've been awake for
hours already 🙄

KIM JISOO:
okay then i guess joke's
on me this time

KIM JISOO:
but guess what,

KIM JISOO:
i'm gonna come back
at u just u wait

KIM JISOO:
'cause queen jisoo and
loser don't go well together

KIM JISOO:
... but that can wait

KIM JISOO:
anyways ...

MIN YOONGI:
can you just stop blabbering
and tell your news

KIM JISOO:
BOKBOK BITCH IT's
aNNOUNCEMENT

MIN YOONGI:
i mean, they're both
the same so...

KIM JISOO:
NO HONEY NO

KIM JISOO:
announcement and news
are clearly two different words
u dumbfuck

KIM JISOO:

MIN YOONGI:
i'm???

MIN YOONGI:

KIM JISOO:
sis are u kidding me

KIM JISOO:
u think i'm gonna fall
for that joke???

KIM JISOO:
i know yoongi

KIM JISOO:
i know u photoshopped
that

MIN YOONGI:
i did not?????

KIM JISOO:
tell him, jungkook

KIM JISOO:
go ahead and tell him
that he photoshopped that

MIN YOONGI:
how the fuck can i photoshop
a picture in a span of about
10 seconds?

MIN YOONGI:
and for goodness' sake i
don't even have photoshop!

KIM JISOO:

MIN YOONGI IS TYPING...

KIM JISOO:
shut the fuck up
you clown

MIN YOONGI:
i diDN'T EVEN SAY
ANYTHING YET??!!

KIM JISOO:
anyways

KIM JISOO:
say no more to single
queen jisoo

KIM JISOO:
you peasants have
a new king 😍

YOU:
and who is this
unlucky guy?

KIM JISOO:
it be king seokjin

KIM JISOO:

KIM JISOO:
i met this hottie just a while
ago at the café and i think
he's gonna ask me out already

MIN YOONGI:
yeah i think so too

KIM JISOO:
holy smokes is this fr??

KIM JISOO:

KIM JISOO:
omg

KIM JISOO:
eye—

KIM JISOO:
congratulations min, you
are now my favorite
peasant 🤩

MIN YOONGI:
you right there jisoo

MIN YOONGI:
i think he's gonna ask u
to get out of the café since
you've been staring at him
like he's a handsome
piece of steak

KIM JISOO:
how the fuck?

KIM JISOO:
aRE YOU STALKING ME????

MIN YOONGI:
lol u wish

MIN YOONGI:
it's called intuition
u dumb bitch

YOU:
yoongi stalking someone
else would be a miracle

YOU:
i bet he can't even get
up from his bed

MIN YOONGI:
yup

MIN YOONGI:
i'm too lazy to
do anything

KIM JISOO:
guess what yoongi,

KIM JISOO:

KIM JISOO:
anyways kook, i just saw
joohyun pass by

KIM JISOO:
how are things going on
with both of you?

KIM JISOO:
it's been long since i saw
you two go out on a date

YOU:
well,

YOU:
she's currently ignoring
me and i don't know why

KIM JISOO:
maybe you unknowingly
did something wrong?

YOU:
i don't know...

YOU:
i've been thinking about
anything i did wrong and
i kept on messaging her but
she won't even leave me
on read and she doesn't
answer my calls too

KIM JISOO:
did you try to
visit her?

YOU:
not yet...

YOU:
but i will go ahead
and visit her now!

KIM JISOO:
so, what do
you have?

YOU:
what do you mean
what do i have?

KIM JISOO:
wait wait wait

KIM JISOO:
hold it, bitch

KIM JISOO:
you're telling me
you're going to your
girlfriend's house
empty handed??

KIM JISOO:
you've at least got to
be bringing her mcdonald's
or something!!!

YOU:
ah shit

YOU:
okay, i'll be getting some
flowers on my way and then
i'll go get some take out

KIM JISOO:
okay sister

KIM JISOO:
now excuse me i still have
to go get married to seokjin

KIM JISOO:

YOU:
holy shit is
that me???