A/N includes "Deepthroat" lyrics, don't be surprised.

Kuroo's phone
03:29 AM

Kenma💕

Hump me

Kuroo

Fuck me

Kenma💕

Daddy better make me choke (he better)

Kuroo

Hump me

Kenma💕

Fuck me

Kuroo

My tongue loves to deepthroat

Kenma 💕

Lick lick lick lick

Kuroo

I wanna eat yo' dick

Kenma 💕

But I can't fuck with my nails

Kuroo

So Imma pick iT UP WITH CHOPSTICKS

Kenma💕

MOUTH WIDE OPEN MOUTH WIDE OPEN MOUTH WIDE OPEN LIKE I WAS AT THE DENTIST

Kuroo

Well that was unexpected

Kenma💕

My bad, I'm just in a weird mood

Kuroo

Nah it's fine XD I actually laughed so hard I think I woke my neighbours up

Kenma💕

😤😤 shouldn't have done that, no they gon' file a lawsuit against you

Kuroo

Nah they won't. Theyre old, they don't care. Anyway, why are you awake?????????

Kenma💕

I was watching Disney Movies.

Had to stop because I started crying

Kuroo

Ooooh which movie????

Kenma💕

Tangled. That scene where they are in a boat and they sing to eachother, my heart couldn't handle it

Kuroo

💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 you're so cute I'm gonna kms

Kenma💕

I'm not cute.

I'm far from cute

I'm scary

Fear me

Kuroo

Roses are red

Violets are blue

You're not scary

You are cute

Kenma💕

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Shut the fuck up

I can't rhyme

Kuroo

The best poem I've ever read. You, my dear friend, are a genius

Shakespear ain't got nothing on you

Beyonce? Don't know her

BTS? Is that some kind of sauce?

GOT7? A new $7 deal at McDonald's?

Kenma💕

St a ph

Kuroo

I WILL NEVER STOP

LET'S CALL EACHOTHER

Kenma💕

No.

If my mom realizes I'm not sleeping she gon' throw me at the wall

Kuroo

:(

Get ur headphones

[Kuroo has sent a voice message]

"Hey Kenma, it's-a me Kuroo! Just kidding, but really, I hope we can call eachother soon so I can hear your voice.."

Kenma💕

Your voice sounds nice

I could fall asleep listening to that

Kuroo

Thank you I'm flattered

Another question

Why did you quote CupcakKe?

Kenma💕

Uuhhhhhhhhh

UhhhhHhHHHH cAn I gET A PicK tWO

Kuroo

-.- I'm just curious

Kenma💕

Idk

I just heard that song like ten times today, it's STuck in my HEaD

WhaT Is WrOng WiTh mY kEYbOaRd

Kuroo

😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm laughing so hard

Kenma💕

STOp ThiS PlEASe

Kuroo

Nah fam Imma just enjoy this

seen.

Kuroo

It was a mistake

delivered.

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It's 30 days till Christmas my dudes

😤😤😤😤😤😤😤 my bday is in like 1 month and 1 week I'm goNNA BE LEGAL

The moment clock hits 12 on my bday, I'm quitting wattpad bye

-hatari