Kuroo's phone
01:33 AM

Kuroo

Heyyyyyyy it's Kuroo's friend again. He's having a sleepover at my place and he left his phone on my bed while he went to the toilet

Kenma 👑

Okay? And why are you texting me?

Kuroo

Because I'm boooooooored

Kuroo's real good at volleyball, just so you know and he has nice abs

😏 get what I'm saying

Kenma 👑

Why are you doing this

Kuroo

I'm just so tired of hearing him talk about you and how he wants to protect you AND I WISH HE'D SHUT UP ABOUT THAT PHOTO YOU SENT HIM

Kenma 👑

It was just a selfie

Nothing that special.

Plus, I have a question. How's it going with your bet?

Kuroo

Ohhhhh he told you about that

Well

Not that great. He's still not in love with me

Kenma 👑

Love is complicated. You can't expect a person just to fall in love with you

Kuroo

But I'm basICALLY PERFECT

MY HAIR

MY EYES

MY BODY

ALL THIS AND HE STILL PREFERS A DINOSAUR OR SOMETHING OVER ME

kenma I am sorry he took my phone

Kenma 👑

And here I thought you take your phone with you while you take a shit

Also is he a narcissist

Kuroo

Yeah a little bit. But we've been friends for years so I somehow got adapted to him

And I usually take my phone to the bathroom with me but this was urgent

Kenma 👑

I take it with me too

You don't know this but I may or may not be sitting on the toilet right now

I'm not

I'm in bed

Kuroo

What are you wearing?😏😏😏

Kenma👑

The flesh of my latest victim

Kuroo

Way to ruin a moment there champ

Oh, he's talking about that guy again.

Look

[Video Attached]

Kenma 👑

HoLD UP

HE IS

VERY

GOOD LOOKING

Kuroo

Fuck

FuCK

NO

DON'T LOOK AT HIM

I AM THE ONLY MAN YOU SHOULD BE LOOKING AT

NO

NOOOOOOO

Kenma 👑

Calm the fuck down jesus christ

Anyway

I gotta sleep

Goodnight Kuroo, don't stay up 😊

Kuroo

NIGHT BAAAAE 😘😘😘😘😘

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I apologize for a long wait. I got a new phone and I'm still getting used to this keyboard.

Anyway, how are you guys doing?????

-hatari