Kuroo's phone
02:19 AM

Kenma 😻

So

I'm sorry for leaving you hanging

Kuroo

It's fine. I'm still worried about you

Kenma 😻

Don't be. I'm fine just

It's family troubles

Well not family

More like mom troubles

Kuroo

What about your dad?

Kenma 😻

Left

I have a stepdad

My real dad left when I was still little so I don't remember him that well

Kuroo

Oh I see, sorry about that

How about your stepdad? What's he like?

Kenma 😻

He's... Something. I don't know

I don't really like him, he yells a lot, calls me and my mom names

Kuroo

That's awful, why is she still with him??????

Kenma 😻

Money. He earns a lot

Kuroo

That's disgusting

I'm sorry you have to live in a family like that

Kenma 😻

Let's stop talking about this plese

*please

Kuroo

You don't have to corrext your mesaages i understanr

Kenma 😻

That's a lot of typos. I like using proper spelling and grammar

Kuroo

Psssshhh. You should see how my friend texts me

"KURRO I CNST BEOHEVE HE ACTIWNNH AGGRED TO GO ON A DATW WITG MR"

Kenma 😻

Haha wtf

What does that even say

Kuroo

Don't ask me. He types weird and doesn't understand the emoticon that I send him

Kenma 😻

What emoticon?

Kuroo

B============D~~~~space~~~~ship~~~~

Kenma 😻

What the actual fuck is that

Please never send that again

Kuroo

XDDDDDDDD IT'S A RICHARD

Kenma 😻

That reminds me of season 7 of Supernatural

A lot of dick jokes

"The rise of dick"

"If you dig down enough, it's all dick"

Kuroo

I love the jokes!!! Not sure how I feel about the season tho

Have you seen Sleepy Hollows?

Kenma 😻

I just started it

It's interesting

Kuroo

I LOVE IT SO MUCH

Kenma 😻

Please calm down

Ugh I'm hungry

Kuroo

Saaaaame I'm actually ordering a pizza rn

Special requirement: send your cutest delivery boy

You better show up at my doorstep

Kenma 😻

Stop flirting with me

It's pointless

Kuroo

A man can try!

I actually dated once

Kenma 😻

Say what now

Kuroo

Yeeeaaaah! I don't know why I dated him to be honest.

His name was Tsukishima and we met during summer like two years ago

He was so fucking petty and salty and sarcastic but damn,I liked him so we dated for like seven months

Kenma 😻

That's long. Why did you two braek up??

Kuroo

He met someone else who, as he said, made him feel really special. I don't know who that is but as far as I know they are still dating

Kenma 😻

I'm sorry, it must have been tough

Kuroo

Naaaaaaaahhhhhhhh I was still super young so I was like "eh fuck it"

Kenma 😻

Ah! That's good then, really

Well I should go to sleep

Goodnight Kuroo 🌌🌌🌌

Kuroo

Night night Kenma!!!!! 👽👽👽💚💚💚
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That's a nice chapter

Also Dick Roman or whatever his name is can suck my non existent penis SUCK A DICK DICK

so how are yall?

Also is this format comfortable to read?????

-hatari