Kuroo's phone
04:20 PM

Kuroo

4:20 blaze it boiiiii

Kenma👀

Bitch the fuck I was in a middle of an episode of Supernatural how fucking dare you text me. My show crashed

Kuroo

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

you watch supernatural lmao nerd

Kenma👀

I dare you to say that one more time and I will curse you

Kuroo

I was kidding, chill. I like it too

Kenma👀

You better have been kidding

Anyway why did you text me

Kuroo

Can't I text a friend?????

I wanna meet up

Kenma👀

In your dreams

What else do you want

Kuroo

FIRST

YOU'RE LIKE DREAM COME TRUE

TWO

JUST WANNA BE WITH YOU

THREE

Kenma 👀

I'm gonna block you

Kuroo

Please don't TT I'm just soooooooo bored I could eat a whole human child rn

Kenma👀

Wow cannibal much?

Kuroo

OK WAIT

if you had a chance to actually taste a piece of human meat? Would you???

Because hell knows I would I'M CURIOUS

DO WE REALLY TASTE LIKE CHICKEN?

Kenma👀

I mean

You have a point

I would probably try too

Kuroo

I know right???????

Let's play a game or something

For example I say a letter and you say a thing that you like starting from that letter

Kenma👀

.... I was watching SPN

But sure I guess

Kuroo

WOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ok so, let's start with B

Kenma👀

Bananas. I like bananas

Your letter is G

Kuroo

GATORADE

or games idk

V

Kenma👀

Vacations

Hmmm P

Kuroo

👀👀👀👀👀👀👅👅👅👅👅💦💦💦💦💦💦💦

You know what I'm gonna say

Kenma👀

???????¿¿¿¿¿¿¿

I don't??????

Kuroo

🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆

Kenma👀

That's an eggplant

Starts with an E not a P

Kuroo

PENIS

I WAS GONNA SAY PENIS JESUS CHRIST MARIA PLEASE SAVE ME

Kenma👀

I'm just gonna watch spn

Kuroo

WAIT

05:37 PM

Kuroo

I WAS KIDDING CMOOOOOON

06:11 PM

Kuroo

Kenma TT

Kenma🐝

I just finished watching Supernatural season 12

Kuroo

And?????? What did you think?

Kenma🐝

I'm gonna kms

HOW DARE HE KILL MY FAVORITE CHARACTER

Kuroo

CALM DOWN NOW OKAY

I'M SURE HE'S GONNA BE BACK

Kenma🐝

excuse me for a minute i need to cry

...

Okay I'm done

Kuroo

That was fast

Kenma🐝

I already used up all my tears today

Kuroo

TT wha

Kenma🐝

Don't ask

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WHO'S EXCITED FOR SPN SEASON 13??????? ME

Anyway this chapter is something

-hatari