Aries: Falls off the ladder

Taurus: Doesn't want to change the light bulb

Gemini: Almost burns the house down

Cancer: Angry because they don't know how to change the light bulb

Leo: Shines brighter than the light bulb

Virgo: The only one that actually knows how to change a fucking light bulb

Libra: Calls someone to do it for them

Scorpio: Is perfectly happy creeping in the dark

Sagittarius: Will do it tomorrow

Capricorn: Doesn't have time for this

Aquarius: Actually uses candles

Pisces: Light bulb? What light bulb?