Aries : Thinks about jumping out the window but realizes they are living on the 10th floor (jumps anyway)

Taurus : They're on the fucking toilet

Gemini : Grabs their important belongings like a bottle of wine and their books before storming out of the house

Cancer : Looking for the bible

Leo : Live streaming on instagram

Virgo : Hides under the table and cries

Libra : Goes back to sleep

Scorpio : They are horny

Sagittarius : Texts their soulmate "I hid 5000$ under the b-" *dies*

Capricorn : Gets stuck in the elevator NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Aquarius : "Finally...it's over...I am ready...take me."

Pisces : "VIRGO FUCK YOU GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE THERE'S NO MORE PLACE FOR YOU UNDER THIS TABLE!!"

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