"Look. Eventually, your author is going to neglect you by not updating your story and it's going to make a lot of people very sad. But one day, your old pal Wade is going to ask you to get back in the saddle again. And when he does, say 'yes'!"

"I've always wanted to ride with you, Y/N. Deadpool and Wolverine!"

"I don't want to be a stupid little easter egg in your story. We're best bubs. And we need eachother."

CAST

YOU AS Y/N L/N

"Let's fucking go."

-

RYAN REYNOLDS AS WADE WILSON

"Let's fucking go!"

-

"Hello. Your favourite pool guy here. We're very excited to be joining you very soon.

But we should set the table correctly.

We're mostly going to make enemies with Wattpad... and a lot of jokes at YOUR expense.

So sit back, relax, concentrate while we travel to a place where grown men and women and walk around like it's not a big cultural cry for help.

Because

This

IS

LITERATURE."

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