or in which sharpay gets kidnapped
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"shit happens"
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CAROLINE SHOOK FURIOUSLY AS SHE ACCEPTED A GLASS OF CRIMSON FILLED blood from Damon, The blonde had just had a fearsome encounter with Mystic Falls newest villain, Katherine Pierce. "I'm still shaking" She muttered quietly as she took a greedy gulp from the given glass.

Stefan Salvatore walked into the living room, stopping upon seeing the blonde and his elder brother "What happened?" His usual amount of concern seeping into his voice, a speciality of his.

Damon released a chuckle, albeit it was slightly sarcastic- no bitter, as he leaned back slightly "Go ahead, tell him. You're gonna love this." Caroline opened her mouth to comply with the raven haired vampires wished only to stop upon seeing a pink furry rug at her feet "Did you get this place redecorated?"

Damon groaned as he began to have traumatic flashbacks of him arguing with his newest relative about the fact she can't just bulldoze the boarding house because she wanted to play with her own dream house, to which she responded quickly by snapping his neck and that's how it continued for weeks until Stefan got them to compromise. Sharpay would be allowed to redecorate slightly to which she reluctantly agreed.

Stefan chuckled, amused at his brother's pain "Ignore him, what were you going to say?" The blonde opened her mouth again only to be stopped by a loud shriek piercing through the air

"What do you mean it's not possible to build an exact replica of my Malibu mansion in Mystic Falls?! Do you think I give two fucks about the high death rate! Get it done, Bob, or I will find you tie you up and feed you your limbs one by one.... Glad we can come to an agreement, Ciao!"

Caroline stared wide eyed at the older blonde that just walked in. "Sharpay?!". The pink draped girl turned sharply her eyes narrowed as she took in the sight before her "Peasant say what now?" The vampire sighed "It's me Caroline. From the bumblebee cabin!"

Sharpay's eyes widened with realisation and the two girls shared synchronised shrieks "Oh my god. The last time I saw you, you were still wearing braces." A red hue covered the younger blondes cheeks "Yeah but I took your advice. And just like you said I became queen bee."

Sharpay smiles brightly "Of course you did. My advice never fails." Damon coughed inconspicuously causing the two blondes to break up their reunion. Sharpay once again fixed her face into the same irritated expression that seemed to appear whenever Damon was around "Do you mind, overrated bat, I'm trying to have a reunion with my former student."

Stefan sighed like a tired mother "I thought you two promised to play nice." The elder blonde shrugged, her red painted lips rising up slightly "Hitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia. Welcome to to the real world, Stefan, when people say they promise they never actually mean it."

Silence filled the living room until Caroline decided to continue on from where she was "I saw Katherine." Caroline muttered looking at Stefan, Sharpay who was already tired from all the Katherine drama sat down and began to scroll through her messages.

"At the grill. I just stopped by to gawk and... quasi stalk Matt." At this point Sharpay had looked up from her phone, placing it down on the glass table she had ordered, and putting her now free hands on the vampires shoulder "Um no, sweetie, remember what I told you..."

Caroline looked at the two Salvatore brothers who were watching curiously, she looked down abashed before mumbling "Men aren't needed for anything besides money, you want pleasure go and fuck a girl."

Damon whistled "Damn, who hurt you, Sharpay" For the first time in her life Sharpay didn't answer and instead looked downcast for a mere split second before returning to her latter position as if nothing had happened.

Stefan glanced warily at his relative but followed her example and proceeded on "She wants to do it in public. Killing Mason threw her off guard." Stefan explained thoughtfully

"She's running scared. What she did to Jenna was desperate. She's out of tricks." Damon pitched in, sending an annoyed glance at Sharpay who was chewing her gum quite loudly knowing it would infuriate him.

"Can we just give her the moonstone so she'll leave?" Caroline huffs only for her former mentor to speak up "Conforming to your enemies rules just proves how much of a pussy you are, sweetie."

Damon hummed in agreement "For the first time, Sharpay is actually right (que Sharpay flipping him off) Katherine's not getting dick." His blonde relative snickered loudly once again interrupting him "I think she's already had enough of your dick. From what I heard she prefers Stefan's."

Caroline joined in, and soon the two blondes were leaning against each snorting unattractively ( well as unattractive as two literal angels could be.) Exhausted Damon simply looked at his brother with a blank expression "Please let me kill her. I beg."

And like he had an epiphany Stefan's eyes widened "You're not going to kill her." Damon groaned his angered eyes still fixed on the girl who was laughing so hard that mascara had began to run down her face "Stefan don't give me anymore of that mom crap. She's annoying the shit out of me."

"Don't kill her, instead let's focus on killing Katherine instead."

A small smirk overtook Damon's face as elements of mischief could be seen in his or blue eyes "Now we're talking."

THE MYSTIC FALLS GANG MINUS ELENA HAD ALL GATHERED UP in the Salvatore boarding house, Damon had just finished talking with Jeremy and Alaric about the plan and Stefan was about to speak to the Bennet witch next to him only to be stopped by a high pitched bark.

Damon's jaw clenched and his eyes went to the front door as he heard her signature pin prick stilettos against you cool tarmac "Tell me she didn't bring a dog, into my home." He whispered angrily to his younger brother who had just shrugged in response finding his anger quite amusing ( In all his years he had never seen someone rile Damon up like Sharpay had)

"Welcome to the shit hole we are forced to stay in, Boi" Her voice caused the other members to look towards the girl who was just striding past, Damon took a quick glance at the dog that sat comfortably in the nook of her elbow, a pink bow tie adorning him. "What is that"

"This is Boi, my reason for living." Damon snorted " Who names their dog, Boi."

"Who sleeps with a girl that clearly loves his brother more." Damon's mouth hung wide open as his eyes bored into the blonde who's painted lips held her signature cocky smile. Behind her Alaric and Jeremy tried to hold in their laughter.

Sharpay's eyes turned to them her eyes landing on the history teacher "Ric?!" The elder man ceased his laughing and looked closely at the young girl. In a flash his previous expression morphed into one of mortification.

Sharpay sent him a small smile, although it seemed to have an underlying malicious aspect (well to be honest most of her actions did) "You still into role play?" The sound of Jeremy's boisterous laughter filled the room as Alaric tried to justify his actions ( "Isabelle had left and I needed to try something new besides vampire hunting!")

Feeling accomplished she began her way up the stairs only to be stopped by a certain witch, The girl stood in front of the blonde making no sign of movement or willingness to make conversation. Annoyed Sharpay quirked an eyebrow while shifting Boi in her arms "I'm sorry did I sleep with you too?"

Caroline let a few giggles slip but the girl in front of her barely blinked " You're a witch." Sharpay rolled her eyes her quick temper catching up to her. "And you're in my way. Move." She hissed

Bonnie reluctantly moved aside but gripped the elder girls wrist in an attempt to stop her from moving upwards "Your different from the others. You're ancestors they were......Bad."
Sharpay clicked her tongue, running her dark pools over the chocolate skinned girl. Before placing a goosebumps enthralling smile on "That just means we are a lot more fun." She whispered sending a wink to the girl before sauntering up the stairs to get ready for the Masquerade.

HOW SHARPAY ENDED UP IN A ROOM WITH TWO SALVATORE BROTHERS and a vampire bitch she didn't know, but she did know they were pretty entertaining, she had conjured herself a bowl of popcorn as she happily watched.

"Awww, Let's all make sure Elena's okay." The doppelgänger coed pulling out a stake and aiming it at her palm "Just gonna apply a little pressure and..."

Sharpay clapped happily causing the three vampires to look at her (They had forgotten she was even in the room with them) "Please do." The blonde hadn't spoke to Elena much for long but what she did gather from her and Caroline's stories was that she was a whiny little bitch and it would be better off for everyone if she was gone.

Damon hissed for her to stop and Sharpay just stuck her tongue out childishly. Stefan rubbed his forehead and once again separated the two. Katherine laughed amused at the display that had just occurred "Who are you?" She questioned her eyes curiously gazing over the blonde.

"Sharpay Evans, darling. And can I just say I love your work, the whole manipulating others thing. You have to teach me how to do that I normally just threaten people or pay them." Katherine laughed smiling at the witch "I think you and I or going to get along famously."

Damon rolled his eyes "Okay you two can stop flirting now." And like someone had pressed the play button their conversation continued with small outbreaks of Sharpay's laughter and Damon's attempts to strangle her ( Only to be stopped my mother Stefan.) Eventually Sharpay grew tired and she needed to get home on time to start her 100 step beauty routine.

"It's been fun KitKat, overrated bat and Stefan but I have to go." She said waving the trio of vampires goodbye ( but not before slipping Katherine her number )

Sharpay strolled to her obnoxious pink car and began looking in her bag for her keys, sighing as she once again couldn't find them ( She always seemed to 'lose' them before realising they lay in her palms )

She smiled in satisfaction upon finding her keys only to hear a slight rustle behind her, she sighed irritably "This is where I get kidnapped right." And much to her displeasure, at that exact moment, A chloroform napkin was place over her nose, she found her falling sluggishly into her captors chest "I hate always being right." She mumbled before everything went dark.

HAMEEDA SAYS 💅🏾
[hi ummm brain it'd be great if you could create a good chapter for once. Thank you]