-"Yes, we're gay. Stop looking."

-In love with Ariana Grande

-Sassy as fUck

-The local feminist 

-OBSESSED with BMC, Heathers , Mean Girls and Chicago (even though admin hasn't listened to any of them yet)

-Would casually choke a cop at a BLM protest while scrolling through Instagram

-"Look wrongly in Charlotte's direction and I'll fucking stab you, okay? Okay."