THINGS LIKE LOVE.
𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐑 NINETEEN: IMESSAGE.

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IMESSAGE LOG

DAVID
i filmed the craziest vlog today
it was actually insane
read 6:05pm

JULY ♡
tell me about it!
wait NO let me guess
it either involved a blindfold, carmelita,
the flamethrower or the paintball gun
read 6:07pm

DAVID
you know me too fucking well
TWAS THE FLAMETHROWER
read 6:08pm

JULY ♡
jesus christ who did you chase?
but more importantly
did they shit themselves?
read 6:09pm

DAVID
it was jason & yeah i think he did
it was either the old age or the terror
i guess we'll never know
read 6:10pm

JULY ♡
hey don't insult my daddy
EW CJDHAKKF THAT SOUNDED WRONG
read 6:11pm

DAVID
JULY KEATON
JESUS CHRIST
that was NOT pg friendly
read 6:11pm

JULY ♡
IM SO SORRY
I CANT BELIEVE-
I NEED TO GO BATHE IN HOLY WATER
read 6:12pm

DAVID
i had no idea you were so kinky
chicago has changed you
i blame corinna
read 6:13pm

JULY ♡
bitch don't kinkshame me
it's just in my nature!
i wonder whether trisha has a daddy kink
read 6:16pm

DAVID
this was not the conversation i expected us to be having but okay
i'd put money on trisha having every kink in fucking existence
read 6:17pm

JULY ♡
yeah tbh same
that girl is wild
i can't wait to see the vlog btw
im kinda pissed that im not gonna be the first to watch ):
read 6:18pm

DAVID
yeah that's been really weird
im so used to having you check the vlogs before i post them
read 6:20pm

JULY ♡
i'll return to my duties soon
of which include video checking & dealing with your obsessive fridge organisation ocd
read 6:22pm

DAVID
the water can't be on the soda shelf that just isn't normal
wait hold on
you're coming home?
read 6:25pm

JULY ♡
i was always planning on coming back david
i can't stay at angie's forever
she says she doesn't mind but i can tell that she's getting sick of me
besides, my whole life is in la
i can't just abandon that
and i could never just abandon us
read 6:30pm

DAVID
honestly?
i was so scared that you'd never come back.
like i thought that one day a truck would turn up to get your stuff and that'd be it
read 6:33pm

JULY ♡
no way
i wouldn't do that to you, even if you did break up with me for good
read 6:33pm

DAVID
that won't ever happen
you're the love of my life, juls
i can't wait to have you back home with me
i miss you all the fucking time
read 6:35pm

JULY ♡
i miss you
i highkey miss our shower too
i never appreciated that beauty enough
angie's shower is sub-par at best
david dobrik you've turned me into a snob
read 6:39pm

DAVID
you were a snob way before you met me
it's not like i bought you a tesla
read 6:42pm

JULY ♡
don't tEst me, dobrik
me and corinna WILL elope
she's always been my one true love
read 6:45pm

DAVID
i know that you're joking but i also feel like you're being serious
juls have you ever had a crush on corrina..
read 6:50pm

JULY ♡
july.exe has shut down
read 6:50pm

DAVID
oh my god
read 6:50pm