The band of villain kids finish singing and laugh....

Let's focus on one of them, the black haired one, her name is Quinn Hearts. If you understand by her last name...her mom is the Queen of Hearts, you know, the lady that says 'Of with your head!'? Yeah that's the one.

Quinn live on the Isle of the Lost, where the villains live with her friends: Mal, Daughter of Maleficent; Jay, son of Jafar; Evie, Daughter of the Evil Queen; Carlos, son of Cruella de Vil; and Gwendolyn (or Gwen as her friends like to call her), daughter of Vil Ratcliffe.

Mal took a lollipop from a passing baby. All of her friends cheer... and then the people they were dancing with start running away. Even though they didn't see her, the five VKs knew who it was. Mal turned around to face her mother.

"Hi Mom."

Maleficent pushed her knuckleheads away. "Stealing candy, Mal? I'm so disappointed." "It was from a baby." Mal said in an "innocent" voice. "That's my nasty little girl." Maleficent said, smirking. Mal gave her the lollipop and then Maleficent spat on it and put it under her armpit.

"Give it back to the dreadful creature." She commanded to one of her knuckleheads. "Mom..." Mal whined. "It's the deets, Mal, that make the difference between mean and truly evil." Maleficent said. "When I was your age, I was cursing entire kingdoms." Mal said last part along with her mom.

"You, walk with me. You see, I'm just, trying to teach you the thing that really counts... how to be me." Maleficent said to her daughter. "I know that. And I'll do better." Mal said. She wasn't alone on this. Her friends (except maybe Gwen) wanted to make their parents proud, but all of our attempts make their parents even more disappointed.

"Oh! There's news! I buried the lede. You six have been chosen to go to a different school... In Auradon." Maleficent announced. Her daughter's friends tried to run away but Maleficent's knuckleheads stopped us.

"What?!" Mal exclaimed. "I'm not going to some boarding school filled to the brim with..." Mal trailed off. "Prissy pink princesses!" Gwen finished. "And perfect princes." Evie said gleefully. She looked at her girl friends who were giving her looks. "Ugh."

"Yeah, and I don't do uniforms." Jay piped up. "Unless it's leather. You feel me?" He was about to high five Carlos but he stepped up behind his adoptive sister. "I read somewhere that they allow dogs in Auradon." Gwen smiled a small smile. She loved her dad's dog, Percy, ever since she was a little kid, and she followed him around a lot. "Mom said they're rabid pack animals who eat boys who don't behave." Carlos continued. Gwen rolled her eyes and smacked her brother at the top of his head gently.

Carlos's mom, Cruella de Vil, basically told him stories about dogs being like that. Ever since, Gwen tried to help him face that fear by letting him walk Percy. They always ended by Carlos hiding behind Gwen or him not walking Percy at all. "Woof!" Jay said from behind Carlos, making him hit Jay for scaring him.

"Yeah, Mom, we're not going." Mal finalized. "Oh, you're thinking small, pumpkin. It's all about world domination." Maleficent said before she walked off. "KNUCKLEHEADS!" Her knuckleheads started to follow her. "Mal..." Maleficent called out to her daughter in a sing song voice.

time skip~

"You will go. You will find the Fairy Godmother and you will bring back her magic wand. Easy peasy." Maleficent said while filing her nails. The VKs were in their little castle where all of them lived, including our parents.

"What's in it for us?" Mal said. "Matching thrones. Hers-and-hers crowns." Maleficent replied. "I think she meant us." Carlos said. His sister nodded in agreement. "It's all about you and me, baby. Do you enjoy watching innocent people suffer?" Maleficent said to her daughter. "Well, yeah. I mean, who doesn't-" Mal began but she got interrupted.

"Well, then get me the wand and you and I can see all that and so much more. And with that wand and my scepter, I will be able to bond both good and evil to my will!" Maleficent said then she got interrupted by Evie's mom (a.k.a the Evil Queen).

"Our will." She said. Cruella pointed as if to say 'yeah'. "Our will. Our will." Maleficent snapped her fingers which made Mal look back at her. "And if you refuse, you're grounded for the rest of your lives, missy." "What...mom..." Mal whined.

Maleficent pretended to squish Mal's lips as if to make her stop complaining and they stared at each other, which makes their eye turned green. It was another one of their staring contests and, like usual, Maleficent beat Mal.

"Fine. Whatever." Mal said. "I win." Maleficent said. Me and the others went to our parents. Quinn really doesn't have the warmest relationship with my mom. By then she told me to reapply her eyeshadow.

"Evie!" Evie's mother called to her and the bluenette went over to her. "My little evil-lette in training. You just find yourself a prince with a big castle and a mother-in-law wing."

"And lots and lots of mirrors!" Evie and her mom said together. Evie started laughing until her mom told her that laughter causes wrinkles.

"Well, they're not taking my Carlos, because I'd miss him too much." Cruella said. "Really, Mom?" Carlos said wistfully. He came into eye contact with Gwen and she shook her head no.

"Yes. Who would touch up my roots, fluff my fur, and scrape the bunions off my feet?" Cruella said, making Carlos hold one of her legs. Gwen never liked Cruella, even though she was her daughter, sometimes, she made Gwen want to take her Auradon popcorn bucket that Jay gave her (read: stole) for her birthday and shove it on her head. Gwen thinks that's why Carlos kept her around. Cause who likes Cruella? No one.

She shot her brother a look that said 'I told you so.' "Maybe a new school wouldn't be the worst thing." Carlos said, dropping her leg.
"Carlos, they have dogs in Auradon." Cruella reminded him. Oh boy. "Oh, no! I'm not going!" Carlos panicked. "Yes you are, Carlos." I said, picking up Percy from his little bed.

"No I'm not." Carlos said.

"Yes, you are." Gwen said.

"Am not."

"Am too!"

"Fine." Gwen said, getting her backpack which was probably filled with nothing but books. "Then I'm staying too."

"Gwenny, you have too." Quinn said as she applied her mother's red lipstick. "Nope. Until C says yes then me and Percy say yes." She replied. Quinn rolled my eyes. "Well, Jay isn't going either. I need him to stock the shelves in my store." Jafar said. "What did you score? He said to Jay. He proceeded to get a lot of stuff from under his shirt, one of these, a lamp.

Jafar exclaimed in excitement and rubbed it. "Dad. I already tried." Jay pointed out. "Evie's not going anywhere until we get rid of this unibrow." Evil Queen said, which made Evie touch the space between her eyebrows. "What is wrong with you all?" Maleficent yelled. "People used to cower at the mention of our names! For 20 years, I have searched for a way off this island. For 20 years, they have robbed us from our revenge... revenge on Snow White and her horrible little men."

"Ow." Evil Queen said. "Revenge on Aladdin and his bloated genie!" Maleficent said to Jafar. "I will-" Jafar yelled. "Pop!" Jay said, stopping him. "For your father, revenge on Pocahontas and that idiot John Smith!" Maleficent said to Gwen.

If you're wondering why Maleficent is talking to about Gwen's dad like he isn't here, it's because he died when she was younger. She didn't have a good relationship with him growing up. And after that...well, Gwen doesn't like to talk about it much.

"Revenge on every sneaky dalmatian that escaped your clutches." Maleficent said to Cruella. "Oh, but they didn't get baby. They didn't get the... They didn't get the baby!" Cruella said, squeezing the stuffed dog on her shoulder that she calls 'Baby.' Carlos and Gwen looked at each other as if their mother were crazy. Which, in a way, she is.

"Revenge on Alice for usurping your throne!" She said to mom. "OFF WITH HER-" Mom yelled. "Mom!" Quinn said, calming her down. "And I, Maleficent...The evilest of them all, I will finally have my revenge on Sleeping Beauty and her relentless little prince." Maleficent said.

"Villains!" She commanded. "Yes?" E.Q and Jafar said. "Our day has come. E.Q, give her the magic mirror." Maleficent said. "This is your magic mirror?" Evie said in disbelief. "Yeah, well, it ain't what it used to be, but then again, neither are we!" Evil Queen said. "It will help you find things."

"Like a prince!" E said with a smile.

"Like my waistline." E.Q said. "Like the magic wand! Hello?" Maleficent said. "My spell book. My book. I need my... that book." E.Q pointed at the fridge. "Oh, ah! The safe. The safe." Maleficent went over to the fridge. "Queen, help me! I never can figure this thing out."

E.Q went over to the freezer/safe and opened it with a "Voila." "My spell...come, darling. Come." Maleficent called to Mal. "There she is." She said showing the book to Mal. "It doesn't work here, but it will in Auradon. Remember? When we were spreading evil and ruining lives." She said to our parents.

"Like it was yesterday." E's mom said. "And now you will be making your own memories." Maleficent said. Mal reached out for the book but Maleficent shut it and put it out of her daughter's reach. "By doing exactly as I tell you." She said, smirking.

We soon heard the honk of a car horn.

"Let's get this party started!" Jay said, grabbing his bag.

"Wait for me!" Gwen said, grabbing her backpack full of clothes and books and running after Jay, Percy in her arms.

"Carlos! Come!" Cruella called after her son.

"Quinn, darling, come here. Now, if anyone, especially that Alice's daughter gives you trouble it's-" "Off with their heads!" I said. "Good." She said. You wanna know a secret? Growing up, Quinn always liked girls. From Evie at age 5 to Mal at age 10 to Uma, Ursula's daughter, at age 14. Mom always told me that love was weak. This is why she never came out to her mom.

When Quinn came out to Mal and the crew, Gwen finally got the courage to come out ace.  They gladly accepted us. Quinn grabbed her bag and went to the car.

time skip~

Quinn sat in the car, waiting for my friends. Jay went in first. Then Carlos and Gwen, plus Percy, along with Evie. Mal went in last. "The jackals have landed." The driver said. The limo began to drive off.

"Bring home the gold." Jafar said.

"Bring home a puppy." Cruella said.

"Bring home a prince." E.Q said.

"Bring home a head." Mom said.

It was only a matter of time before Jay and Carlos started fighting over the candy in the car. Gwen, who already got to it first, had already started chowing down on the candies that looked like kids. At the same time, she was rereading, The Blood of Olympus by Rick Riordan.

Ever since she was 12 she loved those books, she finished reading the first two series, she was about to start Trials of Apollo, but she never found the time to, plus the bookstore she found them in closed down.

"You're looking a little washed out." Evie said to Mal as she reapplied blush on to her cheeks. "Let me help you out." "Ew, stop." Mal said, pushing the blush away. "I'm plotting." "Well, it's not very attractive." E said.

"Oh!" Carlos exclaimed suddenly. "What is it?" Gwen said, looking up from her book. "It's salty like nuts, but it's sweet like I don't know what." He said. "Same with mine." Gwen replied, biting the head off a sour kid candy. "It's sour, then it's sweet."

"Let me see." Jay said. Carlos opened his mouth to show Jay. "Ew!" Jay exclaimed. Carlos handed his sister and Jay a piece and she gave them a sour kid each. "Mm." Gwen said.

"Look!" Evie exclaimed suddenly. They looked out to see the bridge between Auradon and the Isle. It was completely gone. "It's a trap!" Carlos screamed. We started to scream. Loudly. Gwen wrapped my arms around Percy to protect him and squeezed her eyes shut. Gwen also felt Carlos's arms wrap around her too and Quinn was protecting them.

A couple seconds later, Gwen didn't feel like falling. "Gwenny, we're okay." Quinn said, shaking the younger girl. She soon opened her eyes, got myself off of Carlos. "What just happened?" She said. "It must be magic!" Evie exclaimed. "Did this little button just open up the magic barrier?" Mal asked the driver.

"No, this one opens the magic barrier." The driver said, holding a rose gold button. "That one opens my garage. And this one..." The driver closed the barrier that separated the VKs from him.

"Okay." Mal said. "Nasty. I like that guy."

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