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insp. MissHiraeth98

Arthur: Wait you like me? For my personality? 

Nerissa: I know, I was surprised too.

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Nerissa: *slams books down in front of Arthur* 

Nerissa: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It's gonna be a long night. 

Arthur: You could of said literally anything else. 

Nerissa: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble. 

Arthur: I'm going to just stop challenging you when you say random sh**. I won't win. I realize this now.

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Arthur: That sounds like a terrible plan. 

Nerissa: Oh, we've had worse.

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Arthur: I'm in love with you. 

Nerissa: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork. 

Arthur: I know. 

Nerissa: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

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Nerissa: Do you have any idea what you're doing? 

Arthur: Why start now?

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Arthur: Nerissa, you're such a genius! 

Nerissa: Yes, I know.

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Nerissa: I think I need a hug... 

Arthur: Good thing I'm hug shaped! *45 minutes later* 

Nerissa: You... you can let go now. 

Arthur: No, I absolutely cannot.

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Arthur: I wasn't that drunk. 

Nerissa: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important. 

Arthur: BECAUSE YOU ARE!

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Arthur: While I'm gone, you're in charge merlin. 

Merlin: Yes! 

Arthur, whispering to Nerissa: You're secretly in charge, but I don't want him to feel bad.

Nerissa: Obviously.

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Arthur & Merlin: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire* 

Arthur: We need an adult! 

Merlin: Arthur, you are an adult! 

Arthur: We need an adultier adult! Get Nerissa!

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Merlin: Nerissa's gonna kill me. 

Arthur: No, she'll probably make me do it.

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Nerissa: Why would anyone want to harm merlin? 

Arthur: Maybe because they met him?

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Merlin: How did you even get in here?
Arthur: Nerissa's window! Or, as I like to call it, "Arthur's door"!
Nerissa: I'm closing the window.

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Merlin: So, are you two dating now?
Arthur & Nerissa: Yes.
Merlin: Why?
Arthur: I happen to find Nerissa very appealing.
Merlin: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Nerissa.

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Nerissa: Would you slap Merlin-
Arthur: Yes.
Nerissa: I didn't even finish!
Arthur: Sorry, continue.
Nerissa: Would you slap Merlin for 10 dollars?
Arthur: I would do it for free.
Merlin: Rude...

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Merlin, knocking on the door: Arthur, open up!
Arthur: It all started when I was a kid.
Merlin: That's not what I-
Nerissa: Let them finish!

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Merlin: You can track Nerissa?
Arthur: Of course I can. If the NSA can do it, so can I.

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Arthur: Thanks for not telling Merlin what happened.
Nerissa, dumbfounded: I wouldn't even know where to begin trying to explain this.

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Arthur: It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close.
Nerissa, blushing: Okay.
Merlin: It's f***ing summer.

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Merlin: Nice rock.
Arthur: Thanks, Nerissa gave it to me.
Nerissa: I threw it at you!
Arthur: Aren't they the sweetest?

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Merlin: Arthur isn't answering my messages.
Nerissa: Allow me.
Merlin: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi-
Arthur: *replying to message* Hello.

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Arthur & Nerissa: Surprise! We're having a baby!
Merlin: What?!
Arthur & Nerissa: *pull out adoption papers* It's you!

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*Nerissa is casually searching around the room*
Merlin: Hey Nerissa, what're you looking for?
Nerissa: My will to live.
*Arthur walks into the room*
Nerissa: Oh, there it is.

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Nerissa: Merlin gave me a get better soon card.
Arthur: That's sweet!
Nerissa: I wasn't sick, they just think I can do better.

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Nerissa: It's locked. You got a lock pick?
Merlin: Yeah-
Arthur: *kicks in the door*

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Arthur: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.
Nerissa: And I need you to be less vague and weird.

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Arthur: Did it hurt when you fell-
Nerissa: From heaven? Wow, I didn't think you were such a flirt-
Arthur: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Nerissa: ...
Arthur: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

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Arthur: You remind me of the ocean.
Nerissa: Because I'm deep and mysterious?
Arthur: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people.

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Nerissa: If I may interject...
Arthur: Oh, awesome, Nerissa was eavesdropping.

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Nerissa: Arthur, I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor.
Arthur: Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound?

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Arthur: So you like cats?
Nerissa: Yeah.
Arthur: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*