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𝐉𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐑𝐔𝐁𝐁𝐄𝐃 𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐄𝐘𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐒 𝐒𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐄𝐃 𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐅𝐀𝐒𝐓. She had a rough night. She was mad that she had to sit through a whole dinner with Robby.

She spent the night thinking of all the ways she could've killed or injured the guy.

When she entered the kitchen she saw Amanda, Daniel, and Johnny sitting at the dinning table. Her eyes widen at the fact that that there hasn't been bloodshed between her Daniel and Johnny.

"Oh! Sens-uh-Lawr-uh-John-uh-Homeless-uh-Guy! Guy I do not know, hello," Jess stuttered as she quickly remembered that her parents thought she had no idea who was sitting at the table. Amanda and Daniel looked at Jess weirdly. Johnny rolled his eyes and put his head in his hands. Johnny looked up and gives Jess a sarcastic smile.

"LaRu-uh-Jes-uh-girl! Girl I do not know, hello," Johnny mocked as he gave her a teasing smile.

Jess rolled her eyes and discreetly flipped him off. She looked at her parents signaling them to introduce her to "Guy she did not know".

"Jess this is...Johnny Lawrence. Johnny, this is my daughter, Jessica," Daniel pointed at the two. Jess and Johnny looked at each other as they both tried not to laugh.

"Why, hello, Mr. Lawrence. Disregard what my father has told you. I actually go by Jess," She shook Johnny's hand with a proper accent.

"Why, hello, Jess," he shook her hand before he looked back at Daniel with a glare. The tension in the room was so thick, you could cut through it with a knife. Jess got a plate of food and sat down next to Johnny.

"So, Johnny, I hear you run a dojo. That's nice," Amanda tries to be civil to the blonde man. Jess stifles a laugh as she take a bite of scrambled eggs.

"Yeah, it was nice until your husband got my rent doubled," Jess raised her eyebrows at Daniel.

"Why would you do that?" Jess looked at Daniel.

"Ok, you spray-painted a dick on my face," Daniel ignored Jess and glared at Johnny. Jess threw her arms in the air and leaned back in her chair.

"You tried to get me banned from the All Valley," Johnny fired back. Daniel went to say something, but Jess beat him to it.

"Girls, girls. You're both pretty. Now can I eat my breakfast in peace? As much as I would love to see two middle age men that clearly still live in the past argue, I'm hungry," Jess looked between the two.

Daniel and Amanda walked off leaving Johnny and Jess by themselves and their plate of food.

"Well that was amusing," Jess laughed as she looked at Johnny.

Johnny shoved her playfully.

"Why do you guys hate each other so much? Are you two ex's or something?" Jess wiggled her eyebrows at her Sensei.

Johnny reached over and grabbed a muffin from the middle of the table. He looked at it and then at Jess. He smiled before he shoved the muffin in her face.

"Thank you, Lawrence. I was in serious need for a muffin face mask," Jess wipes the muffin off her face with a napkin.

"You're welcome, kid," Johnny went back to eating. As he was about to put eggs in his mouth he noticed Anthony leaning against the door eating a muffin.

"You're lucky my dad didn't kill you," Anthony takes a bite out of a donut.

"Yeah? You're lucky I didn't kill him," Johnny threatens as he narrows his eyes at the boy.

"I'm gonna tell him you said that," Anthony tried to sound intimidating.

"Good. I want him to know," Johnny looked back at his plate.

"You guys got any ketchup?" Johnny looked at Jess. Before she could speak Anthony did.

"Yeah. Get it yourself," Anthony was cut off by a slipper hitting his head. Johnny and Anthony looked at Jess who held her other slipper ready to throw it.

"If you don't get out of here, you fat little shit, I'll throw this at your stomach and make you barf all that crap that you eat. Got it?" Jess glared at him. Anthony nodded his head and walked off embarrassed.

"Dick," Johnny grabbed the salt shaker and started shaking it over his eggs aggressively. Jess grabbed his arm and took the salt shaker away from him.

"Like this, Lawrence," she sprinkled salt over the eggs. She tapped her finger gently to get the salt out.

"You just had a really bad blonde moment, Homeless Guy"

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"I hate kids"

Jess looked around the playground as she observed all the little kids. Kids were disgusting and she had only really realized that now. She saw kids picking their nose, licking the playground, and she even saw a kid piss his pants and then go down a slide. She walked over to her friends and sat down on Aisha's lap.

"Hey, bitch," Jess said getting comfortable.

"Hey, Jess"

In the past few weeks Aisha and Jess had gotten closer. Training was a lot more fun when Aisha was there. Jess was thankful that Aisha had given her a chance. She was Jess's only female friend. Ever.

She had always had Timmy, but never a girl friend. The only thing remotely close that she had to a girl friend was her sister when they were younger. But obviously that all went to shit.

She and Timmy made eye contact and she nodded at him.

"Timothy"

"Jessica"

"Asshole"

"Bitch"

"I hate you"

"Love you too, Jess"

"What are you guys doing?" Jess looked at everyone else.

"Nothing. Just chilling," Miguel shrugged.

"That little bitch," Aisha sat up straighter causing Jess to fall off her lap.

"Uh, ow," Jess got up and sat on Timmy's lap.

"What?" Miguel asked everyone looking over at the girl.

"You know the video I posted of me breaking that board?" Aisha asked.

"Yeah. It was fucking badass," Jess nodded with a smirk.

"Look what Yasmine commented," Aisha showed everyone her phone.

Impressive...can't believe the belt made it around ur waist

Jess clenched her jaw. She hated how Yasmine was constantly bullying Aisha.

"Where is this bitch? I will hunt her down and beat the shit out of her so bad, that she'll actually need plastic surgery," Jess stood up, but Timmy grabbed her and pulled her back down.

"Oh shit," Miguel muttered looking at her phone.

"I gotta do something," Aisha went back on her phone.

"How about we kidnap her and have my boy Rico tattoo "bitch" on her face?" Hawk suggested.

"I like that idea," Jess looked at Hawk and gave him a high five.

"Calm down, Hawk," Demetri said Hawk's name with an attitude.

"All right, I hear how your saying it, and I don't like it," Hawk said angrily.

"Wait, wait, wait," Aisha waved her hand in the air.

"Waiting," Timmy shoved Jess in order to make her shut up.

"I've got a better idea, look," Aisha shows them her phone again. Yasmine had posted on her story that she was having a party at the canyon and that only people she invited could come. Jess along with everyone else furrowed their eyebrows at the phone.

"Yasmine's throwing a birthday party at the canyon later?" Miguel asked looking at Aisha.

"Not if we strike first," Aisha smirked.

"I like your thinking. Let's crash this thing!" Jess high fives Aisha and left to get ready.

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Jess went home to get ready for the party. She changed her outfit and put some mascara and lipgloss on. She looked herself in the mirror and sighed. She grabbed her phone and went downstairs. As she was sneaking out Amanda stopped her.

"Where do you think you're going?"

"To Timmy's house," Jess lied rolling her eyes.

"Well text Timmy that you won't be able to go," Amanda stood up.

"What? Why?" Jess's eyes widened.

"Because your grounded. Your teacher called me and said that you've been acting out in class and causing trouble. She also mentioned how you got into a fight with Yasmine and Sam at the Halloween dance!" Amanda looked at Jess like she was crazy.

"That was ages ago! You should ground Sam for being a bitch," Jess exclaimed.

"Don't call your sister that. Sam is grounded for being in a hit and run," Amanda says.

"Oh, that makes things so much better," Jess rolled her eyes sarcastically.

"Give me your phone," Amanda held out her hand. Jess huffed and gave Amanda her phone.

"Now that you're not going anywhere, you can finish all those missing assignments you have," Amanda patted her shoulder and sat back down. Jess groaned and kicked the chair as she went upstairs to get her backpack.

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Math sucks

Jess was stuck on her math homework. She looked at the paper confused. For her, all the numbers blended together and didn't make sense. The doorbell rang and everyone looked up.

"Jess get the door, please," Amanda went back to her work.

"Yes, Warden," Jess walked over to the door and yanked it open.

"He-," Jess cut herself off when she saw Robby standing there.

"Oh. It's you," Jess she slammed the door in his face and walked off, sitting back at the table. Amanda got up and went to talk to Robby. Sam stood up and stole her phone back and quickly tried texting someone.

"I wouldn't do that if I were you," Jess said in a teasing manner.

Sam ignored her and kept texting. Amanda walked in with Robby and scolded Sam.

"Hey. How's it going?" Robby asked Sam and Jess.

"Oh, it's just splendid," Jess said sarcastically.

"We've gotta get out of here," Sam walked away with Jess.

Robby looked at the ground in thought. He had the perfect idea.

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"Sam!"

"Yes, Warden?" Sam yells from the couch. She walked into the dining room with Jess following behind her curious.

"Yeah?"

"Robby sprained his ankle. He needs a ride home. So drop him off and come right back. Ok?" Amanda orders.

"HA!" Jess yelled.

"You have to drive Dora home. Good luck with that," Jess goes to walk away, but is stopped by Amanda.

"You know Jess, since you seem enthusiastic about Sam driving Robby home, you can accompany them," Amanda smirked.

"Are you kidding me?" Jess asked bewildered. Amanda nods and goes back to her work.

"Son of a-" Amanda gave Jess a look.

"Guns N' Roses. Son of a Guns N' Roses," Jess quickly corrects.

"Fine. Come one Dora, Samantha let's go," Jess picks up the keys and leaves.

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"Took you two shitheads long enough," Jess had been standing outside for five minutes.

"Do you need some help," Sam asked as they walked towards Sam's car. Robby smirked as he looked at the two girls.

"No, I just need to walk it off," Robby kept limping, but then he did some weird jump and his walking went back to normal.

"Ha-ha! Oh, there it is. All better," Robby laughed.

"Wait. Did you just pull a Keyser Söze?" Sam asked smiling.

"You said you were a prisoner. I figured I'd break you guys out," Robby explained.

"Wow. I must say, that was...impressive?" Jess said, but it came out as more of a question. She was never really good at giving compliments. Especially to those she didn't like.

"Don't hurt yourself, LaRusso. I know for your species giving compliments is a challenging thing," Robby teased. Jess rolled her eyes and shoved him harshly. Robby laughed at smirked at the girl.

"So...where we going?" Robby asked Sam.

"To a party. How's that sound?"

"It's sounds like I would rather jump out a window than go," Jess said blankly.

"It's at the canyon," Sam added.

"Oh! Yeah, let's go," Jess's eyes widened as she remembered that Cobra Kai was having their party there.

"That sounds great," Robby said smiling.

"Awesome. My boyfriend's probably wondering where the hell I am right now. Come on. Let's go," Sam rushed over to her car.

Jess looked at the house and than at San who was distracted. She quickly shoved Robby into a bush and ran to car. Robby let out a frustrated groan as he tried to get out off the bush.

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"I don't need help, Robert"

Jess, Sam, and Robby were walking down a steep hill in order to get to the canyon. Robby had helped Sam get down, but he went back up to help Jess.

"Oh, is that so?" Robby raised an eyebrow at her.

"Yes. It's not like I'm going to fall," Jess rolled her eyes and kept walking, but now even two steps later she lost her balance and fell forward. Robby grabbed her arm quickly before she could hit the ground. She gasped and looked up at him.

"You were saying what now?" Robby smirked. Jess glared at him and shoved him off of her.

"You know, a thank you would be nice," Robby pointed out. Jess muttered something, but it was to quiet for Robby to hear.

"What was that, LaRusso?"

"Thanks," Jess said a little louder.

"Wow. She has feelings," Robby said sarcastically.

"Shut up, dobby," Jess shoved him.

"Dobby?"

"Yeah. Like the thing from Harry Potter. It rhymes with Robby, and you look like him. Isn't that convenient?" Jess laughed.

"Ha. Ha. Ha. You're so funny, LaRusso," Robby rolled his eyes and laughed sarcastically.

"I know"

"Hey!" Jess and Robby looked ahead of them and saw Miguel yelling at Sam. They both looked at each other and ran over.

"Miguel, hey," Jess greeted as she subtly stepped in front of her sister.

"Who's this guy," Miguel nodded at Robby.

"It's Dor-" Robby put a hand over Jess's mouth. She smirked and licked his hand. Robby removed his hand with a look of disgust.

"Gross," he wiped his hand on his pants.

"I would say practical, but sure you can say gross," Jess shrugged.

"Miguel, relax. This is Robby. He works for our dad," Sam smiled.

"Oh, with your dad. Ok, that makes a lot of sense," Miguel said sarcastically.

"What is that supposed to mean?" Sam said offended.

"Wait. Have you been drinking?" Sam finally realized.

"No, no. You don't get to turn this on me. I texted and called you all day, and you couldn't answer me back once?" Miguel laughed angrily.

"Hey, Miguel, you're drunk, ok? How about you go sit and try to calm down," Jess tried to push Miguel away from Sam. Miguel got mad and shoved Jess, which caused her to bump into Robby and they both fell to the ground. They both jumped back up quickly, Robby in anger.

"Hey, man, you wanna try that again?" Robby threatened.

"Try it again, huh?" Miguel looked at him as if he was ready to kick his ass.

"Miguel, don't!" Jess tried to stop him, but ended up getting punched in the face by him. She fell to the ground by the harsh impact. When she fell she yelled out in pain. As she fell she twisted her ankle. Jess groaned in pain as Sam and Robby leaned down to help her.

"God, you asshole!" San shoved Miguel as Jess grabbed her ankle in pain.

"Jess, I'm sorry," Miguel tried to apologize suddenly becoming sober.

"What the hell was that?" Jess yelled angrily. She went to stand up, but fell back in pain.

Sam stormed off as she left to get the car started. Robby helped Jess up. She hesitantly put her arm around his shoulder as he helped her walk. When they got to the hill she sighed.

"Great. How am I supposed to go up a hill when I can barely take two steps without being in excruciating pain or falling?"

"I have an idea. Now you might not like it, but it'll work," Robby looked at Jess.

"What is it?"

Without another word, Robby picked Jess up bridal style and carried her up the hill. Jess gasped not having expected the sudden action. When they got to the top, Robby put her down gently.

"Thanks," Jess mumbled.

"Wow," Robby said amazed.

"What?" Jess gave him a weird look.

"You said "thanks" TWICE today! I think that's the most I've ever heard. Considering that I've never heard you say that before," Robby laughed.

"Oh, shut up and help me get into the car," Jess rolled her eyes with a small smile.

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ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ Authors Note ✎
Hey, guys! Another chapter! Hope you liked it. Next one is the All Valley. Do you think Jess will be able to compete??? I don't want to go to School tomorrow. Valentine's Day is going to be horrible. I haven't seen a Valentine's Day at school since sixth grade because of the pandemic, and it was fucking horrible. Now that I'm back in person I'm going to have to be surrounded by a bunch of stupid, horny, and disgusting 13/14 year olds who think their in love. Also, guess who's spending Valentine's Day alone? Me. Now I know I just complained about how I think this holiday is gross, especially at my age, but a part of me wants a valentine...and a boyfriend. But my parents said I can't have one until I'm 17-18😭
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Eat, drink water, and take your meds if you need to because ✨YOU✨ are important and ily <333
~Amelie🍒

Robby Picture of the Day:

(My pfp because why tf not)

Also look at this tiny empanada I made yesterday 💀

(It is on a small plate. When I say tiny, I mean tiny 💀)

Also (again) look what I found at Target today:

(I found the fucking Coors Banquet! I've never seen it in the store before, only Coors light. I was starting to believe it didn't exist. I tried inviting Johnny over for the super bowl, but he said no 😔. I asked my dad if we could buy it because I wanted to see it and he said, and I quote, "FUCK NO. That shit is disgusting". I mean the fact that it's $10, I wouldn't be surprised if it's disgusting. I will make it my life goal to buy this when I'm 21 to try it. Even though my dad says that because it's so cheap, it's like water. As a Cobra Kai fan I will make it my mission!)