——— SAY MY NAME THREE TIMES

BABES, YOU KNOW BJ'S GOT YA ———

——— I WOULD BUT, I THINK YOU MIGHT

KILL THAT GUY FOR HOW HE SPOKE TO ME ———

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——— THE AGREEMENT is best read in
dark mode , smallest text , times new roman
—— started; 08/24/22
—— ended; 10/1/24
—— beetlejuice x fem!oc
—— notes from the author; the fact i'm starting to obsess with beetlejuice again all because of a deep dive on finding beetlejuice fanfics, i couldn't help myself, he was in my top three crushes when i was younger and now i'm getting a crush on him again. this fanfic is superrr inspired by all the beetlejuice fanfics on ao3 written by piranhaenergy, you should go read them rn cause one of them literally made me cry from happiness lmao. anyways, thank you also to paradoxmagic for suggesting i use shelly as allisons fc. beetlejuice logic will be used from both movie, musical, and tv show and yes, i'm fully aware beej smells like death and no one should touch him with a ten foot pole BUT... i'll explain later. okay, enjoy!
—— beetlejuice au
—— disclaimers; sexual situations, eventual smut, everyone is of legal age who participates in descriptive smut, lots of cussing, slight drug use, slight alcohol use, beetlejuice being touch starved, emotional abuse, trauma, beej is trying his best to be a better demon, death, start the countdown for how many babe/babes will be used, beej becomes a full demon at some points, hair pulling, tie pulling, being restrained (in the good way), being blindfolded, just a bunch of kinks cause come on it's beetlejuice we're talking about here, breaking the fourth wall, beetlejuice will be spelled this way but at times it'll be spelt betelgeuse and more. Reader discretion is advised.
—— tags; GlossShell , elismohawk , paradoxmagic , & -TEDDYHASBEARS

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. . . ⇢ ˗ˏˋ synopsis ࿐ྂ

ALLISON DEETZ was the eldest of the Deetz children — that consisting of her and her younger sister Lydia. Allison was still around when she was in her middle teens but, she had been planning on going to college and exploring the world — until her mother died. It hit both girls hard, as it did to their father, but they felt as if they were the ones who really cared for her. Both girls had gotten a lot of their features and traits from their mother so it really felt like both of them died the day she did. A few months later and that's when Delia came into the picture — she was a upper class, peppy type of gal which was annoying to the two goth teens. Allison had argued with her at times about how she'll never be her — or Lydia's — mother, which Delia would respond with something that she got from a self help book. Needless to say, Allison went to college as soon as she could — she sent letters to Lydia and tried calling her as often as she could. Lydia felt as if she had gotten more depressed, and that got even worse when they moved. She didn't even know the address or landline so, she couldn't get calls or letters from Allison anymore — she tried calling but it seemed that the phone was always busy or just broken. Everything went downhill after Lydia found Barbara and Adam Maitland, the deceased owners of the house. No one believed her when she told them though, until that one dinner. One séance later and that's when Beetlejuice first greeted everyone — sure, it was weird that he wanted to marry her but it was all to be free, to be able to roam around the house. So, she laid down some ground rules — for everyone, but specifically him. Months passed and the two were now best friends, having movie nights and pranking Delia, things were going so great — Lydia had even told him about Allison. Now, Allison sounded very attractive to Beej, and it wasn't until a week later that a knock sounded on the door that they would finally see Allison again.

. . . ⇢ ˗ˏˋ songs that fit both allison and bj ࿐ྂ

o. banana boat (day o) - harry belafonte. i. sympathy for the devil - the rolling stones. ii. abracadabra - steve miller. iv. jump in the line - harry belafonte. v. bad to the bone - george thorogood & the destroyers. vi. spill the wine - eric burdon & war. vii. wild thing - the troggs. viii. play that funky music - wild cherry. ix. beetle-snake - danny elfman. x. showtime! - danny elfman. xi. you really got me - oingo boingo. xii. dead man's party - oingo boingo. xiii. nasty habits - oingo boingo. xiv. monster mash - boris pickett & the crypt-kickers. xv. quote unquote - mr. bungle. xvi. the girls of porn - mr. bungle.

. . . ⇢ ˗ˏˋ cast ࿐ྂ

˗ˏˋ꒰ 🔮 ꒱ ALLISON DEETZ
-ˏˋ the older sister ˊˎ
24 years old, unlabeled, she/her

˗ˏˋ꒰ 🪲 ꒱ BETELGEUSE
-ˏˋ the demon ˊˎ
###### years old, unlabeled, he/him

˗ˏˋ꒰ 🎥 ꒱ LYDIA DEETZ
-ˏˋ the little sister ˊˎ
17 years old, homosexual, she/her

—— also featuring
geena davis as barbara maitland
harold ramis as adam maitland
catherine o'hara as delia deetz
tim curry as charles deetz
glenn shadix as otho
the rest of the beetlejuice cast as
their respective characters

——— " Y'KNOW YOU CAN'T RESIST ME BABES "
——— " KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT "
beetlejuice & allison, chapter five.

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——— " SEE SOMETHIN' YOU LIKE BABES? "
beetlejuice, chapter five.

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

' THE AGREEMENT '
08/24/22 — 10/1/24