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Waking up that morning — Allison could feel drool on her skin. Looking down she saw Beetlejuice's head between her breasts — snoring as loud as he could, most likely waking up everyone else in the house. She couldn't help but be slightly grossed out yet amused at the sight — more grossed out because of how much drool was coming out of Beej's mouth, he was salivating so much that it was going into her shirt. Allison laid there for a little while longer before deciding to get up, but Beej's iron grip was not about to loosen any time soon. "Um, BJ?" Allison tapped his head which caused him to groan.

"Can I get up please?" Allison questioned making Beetlejuice groan so loud that it sounded as if he had gotten punched in the gut. Allison began to move which finally made Beetlejuice open his eyes — he smirked, "You can get something else up, if y'know what I mean." Allison scoffed a laugh, "How're you already horny this early?" Beetlejuice shrugged, "Dunno babes, it's just in my blood." He looked at her and something in his expression changed — he looked confused yet scared. "What? What is it?" Allison asked before looking behind her to see if he was just looking past her, "You're scaring me."

In any other situation, BJ would've gotten off to Allison saying those words but this was not the time or place. "I just, didn't know these side effects were gonna happen so fast." Allison quirked her brow at his words, "Side effects? What do you mean? What side effects? I wasn't told there would be side effects." Allison was freaking out a bit now. Beetlejuice sat up and pulled an old looking contract out of thin air, "This right here babes, this is a Neitherworld marriage contract — it says that one of the things that happens if a ghost or demon or spirit blah blah blah marries a human, someone with a heartbeat y'know — then that human ends up slowly dying." Beetlejuice spoke fast on the last words he said. Allison's eyes widened, "What?" She grabbed Beetlejuice's shoulders, "And when were you going to mention this?!"

She didn't let him answer, instead she ran to the bathroom leaving Beetlejuice alone in the room — he sighed as he got up and quickly changed into his striped suit — waiting to hear Allison's reaction to how she looked. A few minutes later he heard her scream and sighed before appearing in the bathroom. Allison looked at her reflection — she was paler than before, her lips a dark rouge, and her eyes looked sunken in. "Am I dead?" Allison asked teary-eyed as she continued looking at herself and Beej stood behind her, looking at her reflection — the two made eye contact as he answered. "I can still hear your heart beat so no babes, you aren't."

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The newlyweds continued on about their (un)dead lives and Lydia couldn't help but keep tabs on them — the only thing she hadn't found out about was the whole being dead thing. "Allison, have you and Beej been..." She raised her brows and Allison grimaced, "Oh, no, why would you even imply that? We're both following the contract, no intimacy." Lydia nodded at her sister's words. "Hiya babes, Lyds." Beetlejuice greeted as he entered the room and sat between the two sisters on the couch causing it to sink. "Whatcha talking about?" Beej asked as he looked between the two and Allison just shook her head, "Nothing important." Lydia couldn't help but laugh to herself making BJ narrow his eyes.

"Delia actually wanted me to tell you two that more extended family is coming to the house for a newlywed party for the two of you." Lydia explained cause Beetlejuice to shriek in terror before disappearing to the other side of the room. Allison closed the book she was reading and gasped slightly. "No, nope, no! I am not doin' a party Lyds. I had to deal with most of your folks at the wedding and I don't think I wanna do it again. Had to deal with your uncle's and aunts and cousins and ugh... they're worse than me! If the author could cut to that for just a second because jeez!" Allison threw her book at him, "No breaking the fourth wall BJ, and the author will write what they want to." Allison defended the author which they greatly appreciated before cutting to a flashback to the wedding.

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"Well, it's very strange to see Allison with someone as... eccentric as you Mr. eh what was it? Juice?" Aunt Catherine asked Beej as he drank, "Yep, that's my name don't wear it out." He grinned causing the woman to grimace slightly before forcing a laugh. "Aunt Catherine, it's nice to see you." Allison swooped in to save the day and quickly interlocked her arm with Beej's which made him look down — the contrast of colors distracted him as Allison spoke to her Aunt. Ten minutes passed and finally Aunt Catherine walked away before Allison cousin, Willem, walked up to the two. "Hey cousin. Didn't expect for you to marry such a looker." He spoke with sarcasm causing Allison to roll her eyes. Beetlejuice smiled at him — it was clear he already had something brewing up for the kid.

"Willem, why do you have to hate it whenever I'm happy in my life? You hated all of the other people I've been with, you hated when I moved and went to college, and now you hate that I'm married to someone with such wit and charisma and looks," Beetlejuice interjected, "Keep going, what else am I?" He began to pull her closer — he grabbed her chin and made her look at him. "C'mon babes what else am I?" Allison stuttered before continuing, "You're devilishly handsome, strong, rough, and..." The two just stared at each other making Willem uncomfortable, he walked away. Allison stared into Beetlejuice's eyes and felt as though she saw a spark in them — she smiled. As Willem walked away, BJ made a bunch of beetles appear in his clothes causing him to scream before running outside.

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Beetlejuice stared into space as Allison and Lydia looked at him before looking at each other. "I don't remember anything happening like that... except for Willem and those beetles." Lydia said making Allison gulp down her nervousness, she didn't say anything. A moment of silence passed before Allison spoke, "Well, when is this get together?" Lydia smiled, "Tomorrow, early, I would wear something that says — I'm a married woman now, and remember — you have to act like a couple." And with that, Lydia got up and left the room. Allison stared at Beej as he walked over to her, "Whaddya say babes? How about I cook up a nice outfit for you?"

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