"Mia!" Peter yelled excitedly as he ran out of the quinjet, "I missed you, bitch!"

The blonde girl laughed as the spider boy ran into her arms, "Missed you too, kid."

"Who's the dude?" Peter asked as he glanced behind Mia's shoulder. His eyes lit up, "Did you get a boyfriend? Can I be the one to tell the team? They're gonna be so jealous!"

She shook her head at the younger boy before she turned to look at the vampire behind her, "Peter, this is Kol, my uh, my soulmate. Kol, this is my little brother Peter."

The young Avenger's eyes widened, "You met your soulmate?"

Mia nodded as Kol walked closer, taking her hand in his, "It's nice to meet you, Peter."

Peter smiled at him, "What happened to the hot one who healed you? Elijah, right?"

Her eyes widened, "Shut up, Peter."

Kol smirked as he looked down at the girl, "You thought Elijah was hot?"

"I had just been shot! It was the blood loss- I was delusional."

The spider boy chuckled, "Sure it was, Mia." Her glare caused him to put up his arms, "I'll shut up! Don't stab me."

She rolled her eyes once again, "Maybe I shouldn't have invited you. You're going to be telling everyone my secrets now."

"What like the time you jumped out of a glass elevator and broke your leg?"

"Yeah- Yeah, like that, Peter."

"You jumped out of an elevator?" Kol asked with wide eyes.

Peter smiled, "Dude, you should have seen it! It was so cool until she broke her leg. The bone was like sticking out. Do you wanna see the video? I think it was on national television which just made it so much better."

The Original smiled at the younger boy, "I'd love to see-"

"No, he wouldn't. You were supposed to burn that, Peter," Mia told him as she led them back to her brand new car, courtesy of Tony.

"I did! Natasha didn't burn her copy though and she sent it to all of us for blackmail."

— — —

"Ouch, Mia," Kol muttered as Peter showed him the video as she parked in the driveway of the Mikaelson mansion.

"Ooh do you want to see the time she got wasted in a bar in Brooklyn and made out with ten people and then passed out on the pool table?" Peter asked as they walked inside.

Mia rolled her eyes at her brother, "Seriously, Peter?"

"What? It was hilarious, Slutty Widow."

"Глупый паук," Mia muttered as they walked into the dining room where the other Mikaelsons stood.

(stupid spider)

"You're back!" Klaus said excitedly as he pulled her into a hug, ignoring his siblings glares.

She smiled as he pulled away before turning to them, "This is Peter, Peter meet Nik, Rebekah and Elijah... my other soulmates."

The 15 year olds eyes widened, "Damn, Mia! Gotta say I'm proud of you. Pulling the entire Original family, good for you."

"I will stab you," She threatened.

"I'll web you to the wall."

"I'll smash your new lego set."

He gasped, "You wouldn't!"

"Oh I would," She threatened, "And I'll tell MJ you have a crush on her."

"They've been like this the entire way here," Kol told his siblings who were chuckling at the pair's banter.

"MJ? I- I don't have a crush on MJ."

She crossed her arms, "Says the guy who bought her flowers solely because it was a Wednesday."

"I- I was doing patrol and this old lady gave me the flowers but May wasn't home and I knew they were MJ's favourite so- I don't have a crush!"

Mia smirked, "Alright. So you wouldn't mind if Flash asked her out?"

"I hate you, Mia. You know what, Mia's soulmates, I'm gonna show you the time Mia jumped out of a plane without a parachute because she wanted to prove a point to Tony- Who can fly!"

Their eyes lit up slightly, "Do tell."

He raised his arm as a blue hologram appeared showing a clip of her diving out of the plane completely wasted.

Mia acted quickly, running towards the young spider and tackling him to the ground. Peter grunted as he fought against her hold, "What about the time you and raccoon eyes kissed? Do they know about that!?"

The Mikaelsons watched in awe and shock as the siblings fought, sending punches at each other until Peter landed a slap on Mia's face.

"What was that?" The woman asked.

"I don't know!" He rushed out as he stood completely still.

Mia stared at him for a second before a soft giggle left her lips. Peter's giggles followed before they both hugged it out, "That was fun," She told him, her accent thick as she did so.

"I can't believe you threatened my lego sets," He told her through giggles, "That was such a bitch move."

Their eyes moved back to the Mikaelsons who looked shocked, "What? You guys don't fight?" Peter asked, confused.

"Well, it usually ends up with one of us dead, not us laughing," Rebekah told him, still staring at the pair of siblings.

Mia grinned as she elbowed Peter's side, "It's cause we're better, spider boy."

"Fucking right we are, slutty widow."

— — —

"You're brother's nice," Elijah commented as he and Mia set the table.

She smiled softly as she set down a knife and fork at the head of the table, "He is, isn't he?"

"How long have you known him?" He asked not even a second later.

"Three years now, I think. I met him when Tony tried to send me to high school. It didn't go very well."

He smiled, "What did you do? Get expelled?"

"Oh no, I got arrested."

Elijah's eyes widened slightly, "You got arrested? What did you do, Elskan?"

She shrugged, "Nothing crazy..."

Peter then walked in followed by Kol, Rebekah and Klaus, "Not true. You punched Flash which broke his jaw and then you shoved him in a locker and left him there for five hours."

"He deserved it. I could have done much worse but I think Tony would have been angry if I had of shot him."

A knock sounded from the door, "Our guests have arrived," Elijah spoke before walking away.

Peter rushed to sit beside Mia, pushing Klaus out of the way and stealing his seat before he could even sit in it. "Snooze you lose, grandpa."

The hybrid rolled his eyes but nonetheless sat at the head of the table instead of next to Mia who had a small smirk on her face.

She turned to face Peter and held out her hands. He grinned at her before attempting to slap them only to fail.

This went on until Stefan, Damon and Elijah entered the room, the latter smiling at the sight of Mia and Peter playing around.

Kol had already taken the other seat beside Mia so he had been left with the one across from her next to Rebekah.

"I didn't come here to eat, Klaus. In fact, I didn't want to come here at all, but I was told I had to because you would hear us out," Stefan said as he walked further inside the room, his eyes meeting Mia's who glared at him.

The hybrid chuckled, "Well, we can sit and eat... Or I can reach down your throats and pull out your insides. The choice is yours."

Damon swallowed harshly as his eyes met the eyes of the four Originals who were glaring daggers at the two young vampires.

— — —

"You lost your appetite," Klaus commented when he noticed Stefan had yet to touch his food.

Damon glanced at his brother, "Eat. I thought we agreed to leave the grumpy Stefan at home."

Stefan sighed before picking up his fork.

"That's the spirit. Isn't this nice? The eight of us dining together. Such a treat. Is this what you had in mind when you tried to compel our sweet Mia?"

"Well we knew how you felt about her so we figured it was the easiest way," Stefan answered with a smirk.

"Might want to dial down the comebacks till desert," The older Salvatore warned his brother. 

"We're here to make a deal, Damon. Doesn't mean we need to kiss his ass for seven courses."

"I'm just saying, we have a long evening ahead of us, pace yourself."

Peter glanced up from his food, "Since when were you a dick?"

Stefan stared at him before looking at Mia, "Why's the kid here?"

"None of your business. What deal do you wish to make?" She asked, getting straight to the point. She didn't really want to see the Salvatore after what he had said to her.

"We want Klaus to get rid of his hybrids. We also want he and the Original extended family to leave Mystic Falls forever," Damon told her after Stefan apparently chose not to speak.

"And what? You'll stop trying to compel Mia into doing your bidding?" Kol sheathed at the overly cocky vampires.

Peter stared at Stefan. He had changed since they last met, sure he was a bit of a dick before but now, it was like he was a completely new person.

"Let's say we do leave," Klaus started as he stood up, "We all know this is to save your doppelganger from the imaginary danger we have yet to bring her. But how long until one of you turns her into a vampire? Or worse, how long before she dies, caught between your feuding? You see, each one of you truly believes that you're the one to protect her. And that is simply a delusion. Gentleman, the worst thing for Elena Gilbert is the two of you."

Stefan breathed out angrily before glancing at Damon. The older Salvatore nodded. "We figured you would be opposed to the deal so we brought a gift. You can come in now!" He yelled the last sentence.

They stared at the door in confusion as a man walked in. Mia's eyes widened slightly, "Dad?"

"Hey, sweetheart."

— — —

Luke Rutherford used to be a good man, at least in Mia's mind he was. He would take her out for ice cream and they would go on long walks to get away from Anya when she was in one of her moods.

However, when she turned five, it all changed. He started caring less and less and he was barely even home.

When Anya learned he was cheating, it set her off. Not even a day later and Mia was stuck in a shipping container as she clung to the body of the young Natasha Romanoff.

She had always blamed him for her childhood. In her young mind, he seemed to be the reason she was sent to the Red Room.

"What are you doing here?" She asked, her face showing no sign of emotion as she stared into his eyes.

"I wanted to see you," He told her, ignoring the hard stares of the Mikaelsons and Peter.

"Ha. Bullshit."

"It was never my intention to hurt you, Mia. I didn't know your mother would act out the way she did."

"She was not my mother. My real mother is dead and you know that."

"What happened to you? You used to be so sweet."

She rolled her eyes, "I grew up."

He grinned, "Oh yes, I've heard of your time in the Red Room. I was so proud when I heard you made your first kill."

"I was six. I shouldn't have been killing people, I should have been playing soccer and joining the school band."

"Mia, you went on to become the greatest child assassin the world has ever known. No one can match your efficiency, your ruthlessness. And not just a spy, not just toppling regimes, destroying empires from within, but an Avenger. You have killed so many people. Your ledger must be dripping, just gushing red. I couldn't be more proud of you."

Mia stood up with her hand on her back as she reached for the gun that was hidden in the waistline of her jeans, "You're such a dick. Tell me why you came back."

"Your sister was attacked. Does the 'Taskmaster' ring any bells to you?" He asked before grabbing onto his gun and pointing it at her.

Mia worked fast as she pulled out her gun and pointed it at him. She moved away from the table, shaking her head at her mates who watched nervously as she approached the man, "Damon, Stefan, you're free to go. Klaus will think about your proposal."

The two Salvatores nodded before leaving.

"Peter, go upstairs. Rebekah, go with him, please."

The blonde nodded before pulling Peter out of the room.

"What do you know about the Taskmaster?" She asked, holding her gun towards him.

"I know that she's been sighted for the first time in ten years. She attacked Natasha and was looking for some red vials, I believe you know what they are. You've seen the effects first hand."

"Did she get them?"

"Not that I know of."

"Why is she still active? The Red Room is gone, Natasha and Clint killed Dreykov."

"Simple as that? Oh, come on, Mia. I know you're smarter than that."

"They imploded a five-story building and almost tore down the whole of Budapest."

"And they checked the body? They confirmed the kill?"

"She told me there was no body left to check."

"You're forgetting Dreykov's daughter, Mia. Since when did you get so angry? Is it your time of the month?"

She grabbed his wrist, stealing his gun in the process only for him to steal hers.

"I don't get my period, dipshit. I don't have a uterus. Yeah, that's what happens when the Red Room gives you an involuntary hysterectomy. They kind of just go in and they rip out all of your reproductive organs. They just get right in there and they chop them all away. Everything out, so you can't have babies."

He shuddered, "Okay, okay, okay. Okay! You don't have to get so clinical and nasty."

"Oh, well I was about to talk about fallopian tubes but, okay."

"I really did miss you, Mia," He told her after they fought for their guns once more.

"Oh, I'm sure you did. I really felt the love when I was tortured for ten days straight because I didn't kill a target in time."

"It was all to make you stronger! You had so much fire as a child, so much potential and look where you've ended up! An Avenger! A hero. Your mother and I couldn't be prouder."

"Yes, well I couldn't give two shits about what mother thinks."

"So you don't care that Anya was murdered by the Taskmaster?"

"I don't think you want my answer to that," She told him before kicking him in the chest, knocking him away from her.

She grabbed onto the collar of his jacket and pulled him close before hitting his nose against her knee and knocking him to the ground.

He got up quickly, slamming her body against a doorframe earning a grunt from the young blonde.

She grabbed onto his shoulders before doing the same only for him to grab onto her neck and slam her body against the countertop. The act smashed multiple plates, "Stay down, Mia. Stay down!"

She fought against his hold, grabbing onto a plate before smashing it against his head. Distracted, she was able to get the upper hand and throw him into the next room, listening as his body shattered the glass of a door.

They got up slowly, glaring at each other as they did so. Mia turned back, not taking her eyes off him as she grabbed a knife.

He shook his head as he moved back before grabbing a stapler that had been sitting on a table. It was Peters, he had brought it so he could do arts and crafts with Mia.

Mia slashed the knife toward him only for him to dodge, grabbing onto her forearms as he held her back.

She looped her arm under his shoulder before kicking out his legs and knocking him to the floor only for him to kick her legs as well.

She got up faster than him, tackling his torso as she grabbed his arm. She used his arm to maneuver herself over his shoulder before using her weight to pull him down as she held his neck between her thighs.

He coughed against her hold, "I didn't come here to hurt you, Mia."

She held him tighter, "Then why did you come?"

"The Red Room needs to be taken down. They are coming after you and your sister. They won't stop until you are dead or in their control once more."

He grunted once more as he continued to lose air, "If your sister keeps those vials- She will die! The Red Room will stop at nothing to get them back."

She sighed as his coughs got louder before letting him go, "Try anything and I will kill you."

— — —

Mia sat across the room as she watched her father drink from a bottle of vodka.

"That shouldn't have been as attractive as it was," Kol told her as he sat down next to her, his arm moving across her shoulders as he held her close to his side.

"What?" She asked confused, still not taking her eyes off of the man.

"That whole thing you just did. Hey, maybe one day you can do that thigh thing with me. It'd be fun," He teased, earning a small smile from the blonde.

He grinned. She smiled, he had achieved his goal. "What are you going to do now?"

"I'm going to find my sister," She told him shortly before standing up, "Watch him."

— — —

Five minutes later, she had walked back down in a white suit with a green vest as she loaded a gun.

The Mikaelsons swallowed thickly at the sight of her. They knew she was attractive, but something about the way her suit fit her did something to them.

Her father, Luke, glared at them, "Stop looking at my daughter like that."

Mia glared at him, "Don't act like a dad when you're not one."

He chuckled as he pulled her into his side. Mia grumbled at the touch, "Let go of me. You smell really bad."

"I wouldn't smell so bad if you didn't attack me."

"If that's the reason, why do I still smell fine?"

Peter ran down the stairs, "You're leaving again?"

Mia sighed, "I'm sorry, kid."

"Take me with you! Please? I- I can help you and Natasha. I'd be much more help than this old bastard."

She chuckled softly at the younger boy's words, "You can't come, Peter. It's too dangerous and Tony would kill me if you got hurt and then May would bring me back and kill me again for making you miss school."

Peter breathed out as he pulled her into a tight hug, "If you die I will be so pissed."

She grinned softly as she held him close, "They couldn't kill me. I'm way too talented. Tony's picking you up tomorrow, okay?"

He nodded, "I'll miss you, Mia."

"I'll miss you too, Peter."

She glanced back at her soulmates who stood awkwardly at the other side of the room. Her father had already left the room to gather his weapons and Peter had gotten the point when she ushered him out.

"How long?" Elijah asked.

Mia shrugged as she leaned against a wall, "Could be a week, could be a month. It's always hard to tell with these things. Taking down Hydra took years so..."

"Then we're coming with you," Rebekah told her as she stood up from her seated position.

Mia's eyes widened before she shook her head, "No. No, no, no no. You four are not coming- it's far too dangerous. If the Red Room finds out about your existence god knows what they would do with you."

"They can't kill us, darling," Kol reminded her.

"No, they'd do so much worse. I won't let them hurt you."

The hybrid stared at her, "You can't take this on alone, Deyja."

"And I won't. I have Natasha and my... father. I won't be alone."

"Are you sure you can trust him? It didn't seem like it when he threw you across the room."

She chuckled slightly, "I don't trust him, not at all. But I trust Natasha, she's my sister. We protect each other. And if the Red Room is after the serums, that means they want to destroy them. So many young women will have their minds taken from them, they don't deserve that."

Rebekah sighed before speeding towards the blonde and pulling her into a hug, "Please don't get hurt, love," She whispered into her ear as her arms wrapped around the human's waist.

"I make no promises. I promise I won't die though," Mia told her with a small smile causing the blonde to chuckle, "I'm holding you to that promise."

Kol was the next. He held her waist tightly, lifting her off the ground slightly as he refused to let go, "Do you have to go?"

"I do," She told him as she held onto him just as tight. "I'll be fine though."

"When you get back will you teach me how to do that shoulder thigh move you did there?"

She chuckled, "Of course. I can also teach you how to kill someone with just your pinky if you'd like."

His eyes lit up, "Just my pinky?"

"Mhm."

Then Elijah came, "Be safe," He told her after he pulled Kol away from her before taking her in his own arms.

"I would say I always am but we both know that's not true," She told him jokingly as she held onto his suit-clad shoulders.

He smiled into her hair before letting her go after a few minutes.

Then Klaus came. He didn't waste any time in hugging her. "You are to call us every day. I do not care about time changes."

She smiled as she held onto him, "Alright. But don't get scared if I don't answer right away, okay?"

"I don't get scared," He argued playfully.

"Says the time you paced for three hours straight when I was in Siberia. And that was just a simple recon mission."

Kol coughed across the room, "Whipped," he said before coughing once more.

As Klaus let her go she grabbed her gun and made sure it was loaded. After that, she checked her boots which held multiple knives.

"How many weapons do you have, darling?"

Mia smiled at Kol, "I don't think I should tell you."

"Try me."

"56 I believe, not counting me."

That's my girl, he thought to himself as he smiled at her.

"Kid? You coming or what?" Luke asked as he walked back into the room.

Mia nodded, "Take care of Peter for the night. Please. They're some lucky charms in my apartment, he loves them so if you give him a few bowls he'll do whatever. There is also some lego under my bed for him. Tony should be here by 12 tomorrow to pick him up."

The Mikaelsons nodded at her words, chuckling slightly at her mother-like attitude when it came to the young spider.

"We'll take care of him, love. Don't worry."

She nodded as she followed her father out the door, "And take care of yourselves. Don't piss off the Salvatores too much. They find loopholes to their problems far too often."

"We won't."

"And-"

Klaus smiled fondly, "We'll be okay, Deyja." 

New Cast

Pedro Pascal

as

Luke Rutherford