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━━━ ❛ INCORRECT QUOTES. patch ii

Amaya, to Elspeth: Have I ever told you how beautiful you look contemplating violence?

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Lyner: Where's Joon?

Marie: Around.

Lyner: "Around"?

Selma: You don't have any idea, do you?

Joon, dropping down from above: Did you guys know there's a space above the ceiling?

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• ELEANOR AND FELIX TEXTING

Eleanor: where are you

Felix: Turn around.

Felix: No. The other way.

Felix: Wrong way again.

Eleanor: felix wtf where are you

Felix: I've been at home this whole time, but the thought of you turning aimlessly in circles amused me.

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Amaya and Mei: *Burst into the room, looking panicked*

Choi: What happened?

Amaya: Nobody died!

Choi: WhAT KIND OF AN ANSWER-

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• POV THE HOSPITAL AFTER AMAYA "BROKE HER BOOB"

Amaya: Any news?

Doctor: I'm afraid not, Ms. Hoshino; I'm still waiting for your X-Ray.

Amaya: What? Why? I've never had an ex named "Ray" before!

Doctor: And we also may have to do a brain scan.

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• CLEMENTINE ON THE PHONE W/ VIXEN

Clementine: Vixen, your mom just called me and told me that there were six golden retrievers in your guys' house when she got home. Explain.

Vixen: They're golden retrievers, Clem. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.

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Marie: I have excellent observation skills. I can determine a person's character and emotions from a single glance-

Emil: Jin and Jiwoo are in love with you.

Marie: WHAT-

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Dakota: Let's go.

Nyx: I can't. Rein's asleep on me.

Dakota: Then push her off??

Nyx: *Outraged and offended*

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Yokosuka Student: You're not a soldier, you're a nurse.

Akira: True, which also means that not only am I capable of breaking every bone in your body, but naming all of them while I do it, too.

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Amaya: Hey, Mei, you wanna see something funny?

Mei: Oh, sure! What is it?

Amaya: Shout.

Mei: *Shouts; nothing happens*

Amaya: Okay. Now watch this.

Amaya: *Shouts*

Elspeth, slamming the door to the room open: Who and/or what do I have to kill.

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Nyx: If you ever feel safe, please remember I'm out there ( ´∀`)

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Imai: Some say friendships are priceless.

Rest of the Higher Ups:

Imai: But no. They're wrong.

Higher Ups:

Imai: $500 for small talk-

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• NYX AND REIN REUNITING /REAL

Nyx: Tell me about yourself!

Rein: I get jealous of my phone when it dies.

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Noé: I'm not stupid, Choi. In fact, I'm willing to bet that my general knowledge is better than yours!

Choi: Spell the word "orange."

Noé: Fruit or the color?

Choi:

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Vixen: I have an idea-

Clementine, deadpan: If it involves you, Kaito, Kurai, and the Avatar theme song, then no.

Vixen: Well nevermind then.

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Amaya: If I run and jump at Choi, he will most definitely catch me.

Amaya: *Starts running at Choi*

Choi: AMAYA NO I'M HOLDING COFFEE-

Amaya: *Jumps*

Choi: *Drops coffee and catches her, expression extremely blank and eyes dead*

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Amaya: Babe! I just saw a spider in the bathtub!

Elspeth: Good for them. Self care is important.

Amaya:

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Da'vante: Why are you smiling?

Imai: Why? Can't I just be happy for no reason?

Kei: We saw Nyx trip and fall in the parking lot.

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Marie: You all are ridiculous! Neither Jiwoo nor Jin are in love with me!

Emil: Yes, they are.

Joon: Yes, they are.

Jiwoo and Jin: Yes, we are.

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Nyx, needing advice on how to woo Rein: Can you teach me how to hoe?

Dakota: Rude.

Dakota: *Sips wine*

Dakota: But yes.

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Nyx: You know, Imai, you remind me of the ocean.

Imai: Care to explain why?

Nyx: You're salty and like scaring people.

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Alemaicore:

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• KAHONE AND AKIRA TEXTING

Kahone: What're you doing right now?

Akira: Helping my student find his bag of skittles I ate an hour ago

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Amaya: Do you think when sheep go to sleep, they count themselves?

Elspeth: Honey, please just go to bed.

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Lyner: I am an emotional soldier.

Jolie: Babe, just yesterday you were crying over ducklings following their mother around.

Lyner, tearing up: They were just lined up so perfectly and they KNEW!

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