Daniel, slamming pots and pans together to the rhythm of "Give it to me, I'm worth it": I didn't get no sleep cause a' y'all! Y'all never gonna sleep cause a' me!

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Daniel: What are you doing here?
Jungkook: I could ask you the same question.
Daniel: I live here. This is my house.
Jungkook:
Jungkook: I should probably ask you a different question.

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V: So, I've been thinking Daniel-
Daniel: That's dangerous.

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Daniel: Wait, what's going on? Are we all talking about how hot RM is? Because RM is a straight up sexy fox riding a red-hot nuclear bombshell right toward the yowza plaza in the heart of Babe City, Assachusetts, U S A. The last A just stands for more ass.

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Daniel: Ducks are better than rabbits.
RM: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.
Jimin: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey.
RM: We're not talking about flavour, Jimin!
Jimin: Flavour counts!
RM: Who carries around a duck's foot for good luck? Anyone?
Jin: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I'll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who's cozier?
RM: Okay, but-
Jin: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO'S COZIER?
Jungkook: Then why don't we take a rabbit, a duck, stick 'em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!
RM: BECAUSE IT'S ILLEGAL, JUNGKOOK!
Jungkook: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, NAMJOON!
Daniel : I- Jesus-

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Daniel: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.
Jimin: Oh. We're going out?
Daniel:
Jimin:
Daniel: Babe...

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Someone : Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?
RM, watching Jin screaming, Jungkook trying to set a sleeping J-hope on fire, Suga reaching for a gun, Daniel crying on the floor, Jimin running away and V choking on air: I don't know either.

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Jungkook: Hyung, I screwed up, big time.
Daniel: Jungkook, given your daily life experiences, you're gonna have to be more specific.

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Daniel: All of your existences are confusing.
BTS: How so?
Daniel: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.

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Suga: Nothing in life is free.
J-hope: Love is free.
Jungkook: Knowledge is free.
RM: Friendship is free.
Jin: Self-respect is free.
Daniel: Everything's free if you don't pay for it.
BTS: ...
RM: Daniel, that's illegal-
V: No, let them finish!

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Daniel: All of my clothes keep disappearing and it's freaking me out.
Jimin, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than his size: Spooky.

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V, trying his first ever cup of coffee: I am ENERGY!
Daniel, an avid coffee drinker, on their twelfth cup of the day: Someone slap me awake or I am literally going to fall into a coma in ten seconds.

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Jungkook: There's nothing to do....
Daniel: You can wash the dishes you promised to wash about a week ago.
Jungkook : *pulls out his phone* Nevermind.

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Jimin: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you?
Daniel: Well it’s actually a class, but unfortunately it’s full right now.
Daniel: Would you like me to tutor you?
Jin: That was smooth.

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Daniel: Is something burning?
Jungkook, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
Daniel: Jungkook, the toaster is literally on fire.

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J-hope: How do I tell Daniel that I want them to yell at me like they're Gordon Ramsay and I'm a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée?

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Jungkook: What’s up with J-hope? He's been laying on the floor for like….an hour now?
RM: he's just a little overwhelmed.
Jungkook: Why?
RM: Daniel winked at him.

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Jungkook: Can I bother you for a moment?
Daniel: You're always bothering me but go ahead.

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Daniel : Goodnight
RM: Sleep tight
Daniel: No, I will not tie myself to my bed frame!
RM:
RM:..what?

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Jungkook: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.
Daniel: Are you a software update? Because not right now.

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A/n:

Hi.

Update! Yay.

Still writing the live.

Working on scenarios, fucking finally.

Anyways, what do we think?

What's your favorite incorrect quote?

Vote and comment.

Thanks.

Daniel