xxx-xxx-xxxx
iMessage

let's get down to business

excuse me?

to defeat the huns! 

wait ik this

did they send me daughters

when i asked for sons??

you're the saddest bunch i've ever met

but you can bet, before we're through

mister

i'll

make

a

man

out

of

youuuuu

wow good job!!

ahh thank uu

anyway, who are you?? do
ik you??
Read 1:13 am

HELLO??

ARE YOU HERE??
Read 1:14 am

wtf who writes you and
are all the way out?

don't be a hypocrite

u js did the same thing

answer my questions though

no bcs idk who u r

you literally just started singing
i'll make a man out of you 

that wasn't me

oh fr

who was it then

my friend

sure...

anyways, whats your
name?

why should i tell u??
you could be a 69 yr old man 
for all i know

hello??

ur the one who
texted me first

i'm y/n though

how do i know u
arent a 69 yr old?

u have such a bitchy
attitude i swear

i'm 17 not 69

same

WAIT

how do i know ur not 
hacking my phone??

and why would
i do that ?

bc ur a hacker who wants to steal
my identity? and ur missing info so ur
texting me 

WOAH

why is that so detailed?? did you
plan this out before hand??

also i think ur forgetting
that ur ' friend ' was the
one who texted me first -
not me

no i didnt
plan this out

so you did

no.

ugh ykw nvm

i'm not wtv u js described

whateve

i'm killua

ooh, thats a pretty name

thanks?

ur welcome

YOU CHANGED XXX-XXX-XXXX'S NAME TO
IRL 69 YEAR OLD HACKER

XXX-XXX-XXXX CHANGED YOUR NAME TO
OLD HAG

wtff

im the same age
as you dumbass nd
yk that

idk that

that's rude

oh look at that! i need to walk my fish

gotta go ttyl

we're never talking again

WTH U CANT WALK A FISH
Read 1:28 am

swear this book will get better bro