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Ranboo uploaded a new video

Ranboo goes to the city

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"Today, Im going to be giving Tommy here a tour of London, because he needs it," Ranboo said to the camera, before panning over to Tommy, who looked slightly confused.

"I've been here before," the blond said.

"Oh, no you haven't," Ranboo replied.

A short moment of silence filled the vlog, before Tommy spoke up again, changing the subject, "Featuring Tubbo and Twinboo."

The camera turned to show a tired Tubbo nodding his head at the camera and Twinboo drinking a Starbucks coffee and waving at them with a closed eye smile.

"They're here," Ranboo commented. That's when police sirens went of in the near distance.

"Oh, look the cops are here."

"Oh god."

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The quartet of teens arrived at beautifully kept park with a few people walking around. "And here we have the I believe was called the Victoria Embankment Gardens," Ranboo, the tour guide, announced confidently.

"Oh wow," Tommy commented quietly.

"And fun fact it's called the Victoria Embankment Gardens because someone named Victoria is actually buried here somewhere," he explained, "And what you do is, there is actually a nation wide competition that if you find her body first you get a prize. So, there is um, that's why me and my sister are gonna be out here at three a.m with a shovel."

Everyone paused for a moment. Tommy looked at the pair of twins, "What?"

Ally only shrugged, "I know just as much as you do," she responded before turning to her brother, "We better split the prize."

He nodded, "Obviously."

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"This is a Ranboo vlog. I'm filming a Ranboo vlog with my Tommyinnit hand. This doesn't add up."

The gang walked past a old school red telephone box. "Can we see if this is sound proof?" Tommy asked the group.

"Yeah, let's test it," Ranboo replied with a nod.

Tommy entered the box with an excited smile. "I'll let you know if I can hear you," Ally said before he closed the door, to which he send her a thumbs up and closed it.

A few seconds later he started screaming loudly, some people going about their day to day business probably turned their heads to look where the noise was coming from.

Tommy exited the box with a smile, "Could you hear me?"

Ally shook her head, "No, not at all."

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"Hey, Ranboo I sure like that top of yours," Tommy mentioned as Ranboo and Tubbo crossed a street.

"Wow, me too," the taller replied.

Tommy turned around the camera to film his face, "I'm not being held at gun point to say this promotional segment."

The video cut to Tommy and Ally standing side by side, the female already wore a Ranboo bucket hat with a forced smile, while a Ranboo beanie was thrown at Tommy, who caught it and held it to the camera.

"You can buy this beanie and bucket hat at- is it Ranboo.shop?"

".fashion." The girl quietly corrected with a smile.

"Ranboo.fashion," Tommy repeated, then in the corner of the frame a pair of fingers imitating a gun pointed at him.

"I- come on man." The blond complaint, knowing exactly what his friend wanted from him.

"Put it on, put it on."

Reluctantly Tommy pulled the beanie over his head, "I love my Ranboo beanie like I love my-like I love freedom."

The video cut to Tommy, Ranboo and Ally standing side by side. The tallest ones arms around the others shoulders, and slowly closing in on Tommy, almost choking him while he talked. "Remember, my merch is only out for a limited time. So, if you're seeing this, there's a probably still time. You can buy such clothes as this," he pointed at the beanie on Tommy's head, "This," he pointed at his own clothes, "Or this," he pointed at the bucket hat on his twin's head, "It's really fantastic. And remember, there are also—"

Ranboo stopped as he noticed Tommy struggling in his hold. "Just let go," The Brit said, trying to pry the arm from his neck.

The next time Tommy is shown he was cowering in a corner, rocking back and forth with Ally standing next to him and rubbing his back in a comforting manner, until they noticed the camera pointed at them. "Ranboo.fashion," he quickly said, "Limited edition. Sells out soon, sells out soon. You can buy it now- Buy it now. Ranboo.fashion."

The camera swivelled back to Ranboo, who was probably grinning underneath his mask and glasses, "Great work, Buddy."

After that Tommy started screaming.

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The quartet walked along a long bridge filled with many people, Big Ben, who was currently under construction, not far before them. "You see, there- there we have Big Bart." Ranboo said, pointing at the big clock tower.

"What?"

"Big o'l Bart there he is."

"Do you mean clock?" Tommy asked.

"No, no, no. That's- that clock is called Big Bart," Ranboo replied.

Twinboo turned to look at her brother, "Why?"

"Ummmm, because they're remodelling. So, now his name is Big Bart," the American explained.

"They're not remodelling him to Bart. It's Big Ben," Tommy countered.

"No, it's Big Bart trust me."

"It's not Big Bart, Tubbo what is it?"

The smaller brunet thought for a moment, "Uhhh, clock?"

After a minute of nonsensical banter, the only girl in the group spoke up, "We should take out one of the polls so it all just falls down."

"Like Jenga!" Tubbo yelled excitedly.

"Like Jenga!" Ally repeated with the same excitement.

The other two laughed, especially Ranboo. "Guys, let's play Jenga, but with a national monument. Let's go everyone!"

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"Tommy is a little too famous for us," Twinboo joked as he was off again to take pictures with some fans, while she and the other two waited by the side.

Tubbo silently nodded his head at that, along with Ranboo. "It's true, he just is," he said.

"Hey, hey, at least every single fan photo you take today is gonna have your merch in it," the female added.

The taller let out a gasp in realisation, "Trueee."

"Burgers." Tubbo spoke up. The twins turned to look at what he was looking at and saw that he was pointing at a restaurant sign that just said burgers.

"Burgers." Ranboo repeated upon seeing the sign.

"Burgers." Twinboo repeated after that.

"Burgers and only Burgers."

"Only Burgers."

"Nothing else, only burger."

"Nothing but burgers."

"Only burg."

"Nice Burgers, Bro."

"They only sell burgers there."

"You know, I walked down here once on a school trip," the smaller boy suddenly started, "And I got a really big sausage, like a huge sausage, and I broke it in half and I kept half in my freezer for three months and then it went all green."

The siblings shared a concerned look, before turning back to look at Tubbo next to them. "How are you still alive?" Ranboo asked on behalf of both of them.

Tubbo only shrugged at that, "I don't know. Luck?"

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Walking next to some building with interesting windows and arches around them Ranboo decided to continue his city tour. "Okay, um, fun fact. They use those actually, they use those arches to prevent the demons from coming out, because London has a lot of demons. Did you know that?"

Before Tommy could say anything to that, Tubbo spoke up from behind them, "I'm pretty sure it's just interesting architecture," he said.

"Why aren't the demons allowed to come out?" Ally spoke up from next to Tommy, swinging their arms back and forth in slight boredom.

"Well, you see—" Ranboo started to explain, only to be cut of by his twin continuing to talk.

"Is London architecture homophobic?"

The boys broke out in laughter, Ally quickly joining in.

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"I want to go to Buckingham Palace." The female spoke up, just barley out of frame.

"Then let's go to Buckingham Palace," Tommy replied enthusiastically, grabbing her hand and intertwining their fingers.

Ranboo turned the camera around to show his face once more, "Palace Time."

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"I like the fluffy people," Tubbo said as the four teens stood before the gates to Buckingham Palace, watching the guards in their uniforms do their thing and occasionally entertain the tourist in minimalistic ways, "Yo, he did a stamp for me. That's awesome."

Just then Tommy waved at one of the guards. "I don't think they're allowed to wave back," Tubbo commented, only for the guard to pull out his gun.

Tommy let out a gasp and a nervous laugh, "Oh my god. He didn't wave at me, he just grabs his gun."

A few moments later the conversation took a very wild turn. "It's like a security guard plus an actor had a baby in the shower with a furry guy," Tommy explained, leaning against the gate.

"Just you wait until the new king comes and he makes them wear full fursuits. It's going to be fantastic," Ranboo replied to that.

"I love furries," Tommy exclaimed.

Ally started to break out in laughter next to him, "That's on the internet forever now."

"I feel like I should just send my condolences."

"Oh my god, who died?" Tubbo gasped.

"Yeah, I was about ask that," Ally added.

Everyone looked expectingly at Tommy to answer, which he did with a slight grin. "Philip."

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"Maybe it was like a conspiracy, and maybe they just like revitalised him," Tubbo explained as during their conversation the four someone drifted off to Prince Philip and his stupidly long life span.

"They cloned him," Ranboo added.

"They cloned him," Ally repeated nodding her head in agreement.

"Or like they stole the youth from like the little babies and they put the babies youth into him," Tubbo added to that.

Tommy started laugh at the ridiculousness, "You can't steal youth from someone."

"Oh, you wanna bet?" Tubbo countered, "I'll show you how. Ok, so I'm going to put this really far up your nose."

Everyone started laughing at that.

"That's what COVID tests were for. Just stealing your youth for Prince Philip."

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