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Blooper Reel

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Obi-Wan: Wow, that was quick thinking on that phony sacrifice stuff.
Cori'iana: Oh, that was all real.
Obi-Wan: Wait, you were trying to help them kill us?!
Cori'iana: If I'm gonna be sacrificed, I'm gonna do it right.

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Obi-Wan: Sleep is the body's best safety mechanism.
Cori'iana: How so?
Obi-Wan: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.

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Obi-Wan: Damn, the power went out.
Cori'iana: Don't worry, I got this.
Cori'iana: *stomps foot*
Obi-Wan: What-?
Cori'iana: *Sketchers light up*

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Obi-Wan: Could you be anymore annoying?
Cori'iana: Yes.

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Obi-Wan: *Pulls a glass a water from out of nowhere*
Cori'iana: Where did you get that?
Obi-Wan: My pocket.
Cori'iana: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket?
Obi-Wan: Skills.

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Obi-Wan, looking at a selfie of Cori'iana's: I hate this photo.
Cori'iana: I'm cute as f*** in that photo! I'm smiling kindly.
Obi-Wan: You're not smiling kindly; you look like you're up to something.
Cori'iana: Up to kindness.

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Cori'iana: I'm not so sure you're stakeout material.
Obi-Wan: I'm a chronic insomniac, I was born for this.

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Obi-Wan: I know one person who finds me funny!
Cori'iana: Okay, who?... and you can't say yourself!
Obi-Wan: Okay then I'm out.

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Obi-Wan: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?
Cori'iana: Nope, there's 26.
Obi-Wan: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T.
Cori'iana: Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one.
Obi-Wan: You'll get the D later ;).

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Obi-Wan: We'll find another route, it's not safe for amateur adventurers.
Cori'iana: That sounds like a challenge.
Obi-Wan: I have to stress, that is not a challenge.
Cori'iana: ...Is exactly what you say to dissuade the weak of heart from accepting the challenge. Well, challenge accepted!
Obi-Wan: There is no challenge!

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Computer: Please enter a password.
Obi-Wan: *types in Cori'iana*
Computer: Your password is too weak.
Obi-Wan: How f***ing DARE YOU-

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Cori'iana: I hate you.
Obi-Wan: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is untrue.

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Cori'iana: Who wants to make fifty bucks?
Anakin: How?
Cori'iana: I need someone to take the fall.
Anakin: What did you do?
Cori'iana: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.
Obi-Wan, from the other room: Oh my god.
Cori'iana: ...
Obi-Wan: OH MY GOD!
Anakin: Make it a hundred.
Cori'iana: Deal.

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Obi-Wan: I feel like Anakin is looking down on me.
Cori'iana: That's because they're on the counter and you're short.

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Cori'iana: Please pray for Anakin.
Obi-Wan: What happened to them?
Cori'iana: Nothing, they're just very stupid.

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Padme: Where is Anakin?
Cori'iana: I'll do you one better, who is Anakin??
Obi-Wan: Here's a better question, why is Anakin?

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Obi-Wan: I'm so happy two of my favorite people are getting along now.
Padme: Uh, Anakin and Cori'iana are not getting along.
Obi-Wan: They're not trying to kill each other.
Padme: You may have a point.

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Obi-Wan: I told Cori'iana to grab snacks for everyone.
Padme, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks?
*Obi-Wan, Cori'iana, and Anakin raise their hands*

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Anakin: Are you laughing at that video of Cori'iana and Obi-Wan fighting?
Padme: No.
Padme: I'm laughing at the comments.

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