So my school is pretty small. The main building is just the lunchroom, an office, and one classroom. The lunchroom has a few folding tables where 7-12 grade sits. So me and my class (7-8 grade) (you don't know which I'm in >:)) are sitting, eating lunch. Then the girl's end of the table falls, and my math teacher comes to fix it. He says, "Don't worry, I'm not here to look at any legs," then gets under the table and fixes it. When he left, I rolled down my knee high socks and said, "Oh no, my legs are on display, like a- like a harlot! God look away, but Satan.."
Then the other girls started wheezing as I rolled my socks up, and one, Summer, asked me to do it again, so I did, and everyone started laughing again.
A few minutes later, a guy pointed at me and asked, "What is that?" And me, being me, dramatically responded, "A harlot." And the girls started laughing yet again