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welcome whores 😈
𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐑
everything i say in this book is all
jokes, like, don't take me serious
at all. i'm sure that all of your accs
are amazing and better than mine.
n e ways.
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WELCOME TO THE ROAST BOOK, BITCH. YES, YOU. THE BITCH READING THIS LOOKING DOWN AT HER PHONE LIKE SHES SOMETHING. 🙈

YOU WONDER IF PEOPLE SECRETLY MAKE FUN OF YOUR ACCOUNT? WELL, WONDER NO MORE!

IN THIS BOOK, YOU'LL BE ABLE TO SEE ME MAKE FUN OF YOUR ACCOUNT PUBLICLY BECAUSE YOU DESERVE IT, YOU HOE. 😏

BY FILLING OUT THE FORM YOU ARE GIVING ME PERMISSION TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT, WELL, NOT WHATEVER I WANT. MY MISSION ISNT TO MAKE YOU SAD...THAT MUCH. 😞✨

N E WAYS YOU SLUTS, LET'S GET ON WITH IT, HUH? EXCEPT IF YOU'RE REALLY SENSITIVE, THEN GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. WE AINT GOT THE TIME FOR SOME TEARS AND SHIT, I JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN. 😎
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form.

ACC NAME
ACC NICKNAME
FAVORITE MEME
DO YOU GIVE ME PERMISSION TO SAY WHAT I WANT?
TAG 4+
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rules.

hun, there are no rules. just don't be a fucking cunt in the comments, that's my job. BAGAJHA don't even listen to me, bro, i'm a bitch.

N E WAYS ofc if you're a pussy bitch leave, this ain't the place for you i swear.
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payment.

literally nothing. i mean, you could follow me but idrc bc soon i'm not gonna be using this account, so no payment is necessary. :)
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LET THE GAMES BEGIN, YOU PANSIES! ❤️