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โจHIYA! Today we have Gen with us, be prepared for the .... interesting roasts ahead.โจ
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Alright I'll roast you, let's give you theย attention your parents didn't.
What does your pfp represent,ย Depression? Because it'sย succeeding, more so than your social skills. Who was the last person you talked to again, yourself?
And what's up with the earโ it's so shiny that Mulan saw her reflection from it, but then cringed from your edginess and fell backwards into a lake.ย
Not to mentionย the lake was so horrified by your appearance that it split like Moses and theย Red Sea.
But you're used to being red, aren't you?
You look like Mavis fromย Transylvania, if she couldn't attract Johnny. ย I never forget a person's pfp, butย I'll make an exception for yours.ย
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You know, it's tough ย to imagine you have insecurities because nothing stands out in the first place,
except the time you put into finding aesthetic pictures.
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Now, lets talk about your MBTIโ
So you're a lazy person whose as productive as a drunk cat.ย
You claim that ย you lose interest in projects quickly, but that's just because the project became too hard or boring, so you started scrolling on Youtube shorts instead?
And I believe you're confused.
The onlyย pseudo (fake) thing here aint the sky. It's your passport when you immigrated across the country.ย
The police were so intent on keeping a fifty-foot radius from your face, they didn't even bother to check!
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I would have thought this would be the mostย surprising aspect about you, but that would go to the fact that you have followers. I mean who would have guessed?
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Okay Gen, that's the roast you asked for. Obviously you're my favorite person on here and my BEST friend, so you better remember that you're gorgeous, intelligent, honest, reliable, etc, etc, etc, <3
Let me just tell you that it was DIFFICULT to roast you because you are practically perfect and flawless.ย
Don't take any of the roasts seriously, please!ย
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