HOPE added you to MIKAELSON FAM

HOPE
hey everyone, meet my
cute english girlfriend, mia <3

HERMIONE
to any of u it's hermione btw

HERMIONE
i like hope so she could probs
call me pickle and i would tell her
thankyou

UNKNOWN ONE
WHIPPED

UNKNOWN TWO
nice to make your acquaintance,
Hermione

HAYLEY
hi hermione!!

KLAUS
ah! so you finally
decided to date her hope?

HOPE
yes... why?!

HERMIONE
no i won't bully u klaus...

HERMIONE
that was a lie!

UNKNOWN ONE
i get fonder of this girl
per message!

UNKNOWN ONE
nice to meet you, darling!

HERMIONE
No offence

HERMIONE
but who's who?!

HERMIONE
i can guess but i would fail

UNKNOWN ONE
kol mikaelson, the myth,
the man, the legend

UNKNOWN THREE
and the forgotten one...

HERMIONE
don't bully my man kol like that

HERMIONE changed UNKNOWN ONE to KOL

KOL
i like her

HERMIONE
BITCH U BETTER

HERMIONE
i mean... if u don't how does
white oak in the heart sound??

KLAUS
all white oak was destroyed

KLAUS
hold on a minute....

UNKNOWN THREE
i'm rebekah btw :)

HERMIONE changed UNKNOWN THREE to REBEKAH

HERMIONE
tyyyyy

HERMIONE
who's next, reveal urselfs

HOPE
PLS NO

HERMIONE
babe, ur minds dirtier than that
car just put in at the garage...

HERMIONE
WHO TF LEAVES OLD MOLDY
FOOD IN THEIR CAR?!

HERMIONE
warren may or may not have
bullied me bc i gagged like the
lil princess i am

HOPE
tell him i said hi!

HERMIONE
ofc! :)

HERMIONE
he says hi back

HOPE
cool

UNKNOWN TWO
I'm Elijah, nice to make your
acquaintance

HERMIONE changed UNKNOWN TWO to ELIJAH

HERMIONE
u speak old

HERMIONE
i like that!

ELIJAH
Thankyou?

HERMIONE
whatevs

UNKNOWN FOUR
i'm Freya!!

HERMIONE changed UNKNOWN FOUR to FREYA

HERMIONE
nice to meet u!!

KOL
why are you being nice?!

KOL
be meannnnn

KOL
your funny when your meannn

HERMIONE
oi klaus!

KLAUS
yes?!

HERMIONE
FUCK OFF

KLAUS
rude

HERMIONE
and??

KOL
thankyou, darling

HOPE
OML U HAVE A WIFE

HERMIONE
hope, i won't run off w ur uncle

HERMIONE
promise

HERMIONE
never thought i would text that...

REBEKAH
i'm sure we have all had our
fair share of odd texts

ELIJAH
Who exactly is "we", Rebekah

KLAUS
CAN WE CIRCLE BACK TO
HERMIONE KNOWING?!

HOPE
so i told her?!?!?!

HAYLEY
klaus, i wanted to discuss that!

HAYLEY
but apparently playing the sims
was of more importance?!

HAYLEY
you'd think that i have a
teenage son!!

HERMIONE
naughty, naughty klaus

FREYA
if it helps his full name
is niklaus

HERMIONE
ty precious freya

HERMIONE
naughty niklaus...

KLAUS
I WILL NOT BE RIDICULED
BY A TEENAGE GIRL WHO
BARELY KNOWS HOW TO USE
A WEAPON!!

HERMIONE
who said i can't use weapons..?

KLAUS
...what...?

KLAUS
PLEASE tell me you ARE NOT
a Hunter!!!

HERMIONE
no

HERMIONE
gangsters daughter, actually

HERMIONE
idk if she counts as crimeboss tho

HERMIONE
but u get the point lmao

KOL
SLAY

REBEKAH
i like her

REBEKAH
u have backbone

REBEKAH
and ur teasing against
Nik is hilarious!!

HERMIONE
good, u lot better like me

HERMIONE
cuz i am planning on staying for the
next... forever?!

HAYLEY
i would happily let u stay
forever <3

HOPE
MOM

HAYLEY
what, she brought it up?

HERMIONE
HOPE LMAO

HERMIONE
I AM SORRY OKAY?!?!

HOPE
ur forgiven <3

FREYA
THEY ARE ADORABLEEEE

ELIJAH
yes, they are rather cute
together

HOPE
NEVER SAY CUTE AGAIN!!

ELIJAH
why not? I was simply expressing
an opinion

HOPE
NO BC U SAYING WORDS
MAKES THEM CRINGE

HOPE
IMMA GO DIE IN A HOLE

KOL
WAIT FOR MEEEE

KOL
actually davina wants help with
a spell... nevermind

HERMIONE
OOOOO

HERMIONE
DAVINAAAA

HERMIONE
WHO SHE?!

HERMIONE
SHE GIVES ME SLAY ENERGY VIBES

KOL
Davina's my wife

HERMIONE
EXPLAINS THE SLAY

KOL
truly does

ELIJAH
what is slay?

HERMIONE
not u, babe

REBEKAH
LMAO

KOL
THIS KID >>>

HOPE
gtg and get on the aeroplane
back to england byeee

HERMIONE
BYE HOPEYYYYY

KOL
bye hope!

REBEKAH
see you soon my fav niece!!

HOPE
IM UR ONLY NIECE

REBEKAH
get off ur phone and board
ur flight, little one

KLAUS
be safe, my littlest wolf

HAYLEY
love u always and forever <3

FREYA
doing a spell so your plane
doesn't crash <3

HERMIONE
COULD U HAVE NOT TELEPORTED HER?!

HERMIONE
ALSO THERES A SPELL FOR DAT?!?!

HERMIONE
CRAZY TIMES WE LIVE IN

FREYA
probability spell

HERMIONE
ah!

UNKNOWN SIX
did we all forget about me again?