MIKAELCROW IS OUR OTP!!

HERMIONE
u must be wondering why i made this

SIENNA
yes, i am busy so if u could
skip to the point

HERMIONE
see about two months ago this
girl texted me bc my mother signed
me up to this sad program to make
friends

HERMIONE
i got attached and now like her

HERMIONE
cause i am le lesbian

FELIX
SINCE WHEN WERE U GAY?!

HERMIONE
OH SHIT

HERMIONE
I FORGOT TI COME OUT

HERMIONE
i mean Warren and my mum know

HERMIONE
but other than that

HERMIONE
but i am ready for the world to
know that i am rainbow now

JOSIE
LOVE THISSS

JOEL
I'm so proud of you, hermione

SIENNA
huh? makes sense

DEMARCUS
and i already knew

FELIX
so that explains why u laughed
when i suggested u dating hermione

HERMIONE
LIKE I WOULD DATE HIS MUPPET
LOOKING ASS 😭

HERMIONE
no offence

DEMARCUS
none taken

JOSIE
we need to get back to getting
hope and hermione together ppl

JOSIE
LET'S MAKE THIS MF SHIP
FLY!

SIENNA
have u tried asking her out?

HERMIONE
far too scared.

HERMIONE
also she lives in america

HERMIONE
why would she bother dating me?!

WARREN
don't talk like that

SIENNA
you being nice for once?!

SIENNA
am i dead or something?

WARREN
more like immortal

WARREN
you've risen from the dead more
times than super mario

SIENNA
your one to talk

JOEL
GUYS!

JOEL
hermione is asking for your advice,
couldn't you just be nice and ensure
she ends up with hope

JOSIE
i agree but also want to hear the ✨drama✨

DEMARCUS
I'm with Josie on this one

HERMIONE
anyways
*does debby ryan*

FELIX
the hell is debby ryan?

DEMARCUS
dad, she's an actress but hermione
was quoting a meme...

HERMIONE
back to the shipping?!

WARREN
right

JOSIE
what if u flew out here?

HERMIONE
nah

HERMIONE
mum would murder me

SIENNA
in all fairness, Norma's killed for
less...

WARREN
hush, little miss know it all, we
are all talking

JOEL
can't we just act like adults for once!

DEMARCUS
says the one who acts like an adult...

JOEL
not helping!

DEMARCUS
i'm sixteen, ofc i won't act older than
a teenager...

HERMIONE
ITS GIVING TEEN ANGST

WARREN
okay, so what now?!

WARREN
sienna, how did u get ethan to like you?

SIENNA
RUDE

SIENNA
he just... liked me..?

WARREN
he just liked you for you?!

WARREN
I'm calling bullshit!

HERMIONE
I'm with Warren on this one...

SIENNA
I mean there was some mutual
pining and he just thought I was
pretty from the start and he is very
pretty too...

WARREN
alright, hermione, do not follow any of
that! do the opposite!

SIENNA
excuse you?!

HERMIONE
why not?!

WARREN
you've seen her relationships, right?

HERMIONE
man's got a point!

JOSIE
living for the drama rn

DEMARCUS
^^^