NOTIFICATION: HOPE added you to HOPE HAS A FRIEND

HOPE HAS A FRIEND

HERMIONE
hi?

HOPE
hey mia!!

UNKNOWN ONE
HI HOPES FRIEND

HOPE
my parents forced me to add u

UNKNOWN TWO
hope, you offered

UNKNOWN ONE
I'm Hayley! Hopes mom

HERMIONE
hi! miss... mrs...

UNKNOWN ONE
please just call me Hayley!

UNKNOWN ONE
for reference it would be Marshall

UNKNOWN ONE was changed to HAYLEY

UNKNOWN TWO
might as well get this over with

UNKNOWN TWO
I'm Klaus

UNKNOWN TWO was changed to KLAUS

KLAUS
aren't you going to ask me of my
surname?

HERMIONE
no, why?

KLAUS
if u asked then

HOPE
DAD

HOPE
DO NOT FINISH THAT SENTENCE

HAYLEY
DOES SHE?

HOPE
NO

HERMIONE
I PUT MY PHONE DOWN FOR TWO
SECONDS

HERMIONE
that's all!

HERMIONE
just bc i was thirsty!!

HERMIONE
what r y'all hiding?

HOPE
it's nothing dw :)

HERMIONE
dw hopey, i have my fair share of secrets

HAYLEY
EXCUSE YOU?!

HAYLEY
WHAT R U?!

HAYLEY
AN AXE MURDERER?!

HERMIONE
HELL NO!

HERMIONE
I mean H E double hockey sticks, no!

HERMIONE
but honestly it's people stuff, like why
ppl hate me

HERMIONE
nothing terrible, promise on my dead sisters grave!

KLAUS
oh good so it's "nothing terrible"

KLAUS
that always helps, doesn't it love?

HERMIONE
LoVe

HERMIONE
IM BLUSHING

HERMIONE
AND BEFORE U SAY IT
YES IK UR HOPES DAD

HERMIONE
BUT STILLLL

HOPE
LMAO

HOPE
SHE DOESNT GET OUT MUCH

HERMIONE
yeah that's sadly true!

HERMIONE
so how are we all?

HOPE
good, u?

KLAUS
okay, but trying to figure out my
daughters newest friends secrets...

HAYLEY
good, thankyou

HERMIONE
good thanks

HERMIONE
also, klaus that's creepy af

HERMIONE
also who has a name like klaus?

HERMIONE
it's so olddddd

KLAUS
weren't you blushing a minute ago

HERMIONE
times change, get over it

KLAUS
i do not take kindly to rudeness

HERMIONE
whatcha gonna do?

HERMIONE
rip my head off??

KLAUS
i could...

HAYLEY
KLAUS

HAYLEY
THATS NOT NICE

HAYLEY
ESPECIALLY FOR OUR GUEST

KLAUS
SHE STARTED IT

HERMIONE
HE STARTED IT

HOPE
LMAO

HERMIONE
as fun as this has been, my mother
has now decided despite her saying she
wanted me to have a friend that i must go
and have dinner

HERMIONE
ADIOD AMIGOS!!

HOPE
bye!!

HAYLEY
bye hermione!!

KLAUS
ByE hErMiOnE

KLAUS
do you hear yourself?

HAYLEY
shut up klaus!

KLAUS
i could tell elijah about this...

HAYLEY
I could tell elijah about this...

HAYLEY
YOUR the one messing up!

HOPE
OMG GUYS

HOPE
STFU!!

HERMIONE
SOMEONES GETTING GROUNDED

KLAUS
i thought you left?

HERMIONE
i had to see why my phone wouldn't
stop bleeping

HERMIONE
so, respectfully, listen to your kid and
shut the fuck up!

KLAUS
no

HERMIONE
always gotta get the last word...

KLAUS
NO U!

KLAUS
HERMIONE 🤬

KLAUS
COME BACK