MOM
who was that texting u last night, hope?

HOPE
no one

MOM
a boy?!

MOM
ooo or a girl...?!

HOPE
a girl

HOPE
her names hermione

MOM
OOooooOo

MOM added DAD to the chat!

MOM renamed the chat HOPE HAS A FRIEND

DAD
hayley, why do i care?

HOPE
it's beyond me

MOM
UR DAUGHTER HAS A FRIEND!!

DAD
yes, i am well aware of the saltzman
twins

MOM
called hermione

DAD
this one's new

MOM
EXACTLY

HOPE
it's not a big deal!

HOPE
it's from this make a friend program
miss forbes was running!!

DAD
Caroline was telling me about it,
sounded lovely

DAD
how come you joined?

HOPE
you only live once... well, twice...

MOM
SO WHATS UR FRIEND LIKE?!

HOPE
she's... nice at times

HOPE
sometimes she's rude

HOPE
but mostly nice

DAD
what's her last name?

DAD
i will find her in ten minutes!

HOPE
DAD

HOPE
WTF!!

DAD
don't worry, Caroline told me

DAD
Hermione Crow

DAD
sounds nice

MOM
do we know anything else about
this hermione?!

HOPE
would u like me to add her?

HOPE
so u two can meet her?!

MOM
YES

MOM
HOPE ANDREA MIKAELSON YOU
BETTER NOT BE JOKING!!

HOPE
there, done!

HOPE added HERMIONE to the chat!