unknown number

000-000-0000
is this y/n.

y/n
yes.. who is this

000-000-0000
scaramouche.

y/n
OMGGG HII OK WAIT LET ME CHANGE YOUR CONTACT

Contact changed : scaramouse

scaramouse
...

y/n
ehat you dont like it?

scaramouse
im already regretting this.

y/n
WELL ANYHOW!!!! did you need something ? this seems so out of character tbh

scaramouse
Childe gave me your number

y/n
GUYS SCARAMOUCHE ASKED FOR MY NUMBER

scaramouse
no i only texted to ask if you got any work done

y/n
well you made a bigggg mistake buddy boingo!!
however, yes, i did take some photos

scaramouse
ok.

y/n
soooooo what r u doin

scaramouse
none of your business

y/n
oooo secretive, i see i see.

scaramouse
😐

y/n
oh my gosh he uses emojis

scaramouse
why is that surprising

y/n
IDK YOUR VERY UPTIGHT

scaramouse
ok whatever, change my name

y/n
only if u tel me what your doin

scaramouse
im reading. something you dont do often , thus is also why your brain is small. like a raisin.

y/n
ok mr fancy shmancy words "t h u s"
ill change it

scaramouse
ok

contact changed : scaramouchie

scaramouchie
im leaving

contact changed : potential spam

potential spam
HEY

-

The sun shined brightly, but apparently not bright enough for you to wake up. So Xiao took it upon his own hands!

Your face was soon met with flying fluff, not one, not two, but 4 pillows right in your face.

To shorten, he decided it would be a LOVELY idea to wake you up by throwing pillows at you!! Which worked well.

"XIAO- " boom pillow

"OH MY GOSH N-" BOOM PILLOW

before you could even say anything to him, he left the room knowing he would be getting his ears talked off later.

You mentally face palmed yourself and got up, you had felt something soft between your fingers

Meowww

"Oh hey glue stick! aha... i forgot you were here...You must be hungry "

You decided to get dressed for the day and find something for your new friend to eat after.

-

"XIAAAAAOOOOO"

"Yes y/n."

"Ok ONE. Don't ever throw pillows at me to wake me up again. TWO. What do we feed him?"

"him?" xiao inquired

you then pointed at the cat

"Dad has that covered, he left a note"

Xiao handed you the small piece of paper along with what seemed to be a closed can

"I bought the cat some food , it should last 3-4 days, take good care of them y/n

- zhongli"

While you were reading, xiao brought you a bowl and a fork. You knelt down to the same level as the feline and opened the can, the stench immediately reaching your nose

"Oh my gosh this smells HORRIFYING" you fake gagged , exaggerating your expression

You then dumped the food into the bowl and finally mushed it with your fork

"How can it eat that oh my gosh..."

You placed the food in a corner and Xiao followed behind placing another similar bowl next to it , water.

"Shall we head off?" you looked at xiao and closed your eyes, thinking to see if you missed anything

"Sure let's go!"

-

On your way to the school you posted some of the flyers made last night, Xiao at first didnt help. That was until you pestered him into helping.

Xiao, put the posters in normal places like street lights, etc.

You however.....

"Why are you taping it to the ground." Xiao asked nonchalantly

"FOR ALL THE SOCIALLY AWKWARD KIDS WHO LOOK DOWN AT THEIR FEET WHEN WALKING!!!"

some would say 'fair enough'

Normal people though, would say 'what the fuck'

once you and xiao reached the school , fischl was the first to greet the both of you

"Hello y/n, and xiao. "

"heya fish!!! "

"hi fischl."

Xiao left the both of you 'im gonna go find venti'

rolling your eyes you spoke to fischl

and so began your school day
-

Everything was basically the same, you went to class, sat down, and listened to the teachers ramble on and on about whatever they are talking about.

Per usual, you were texting in class

-

scaramouchie

y/n
heya mouchie

scaramouchie
dont call me that, and stop texting me we are literally in class.

y/n
then whyd u answer HM HMMM

scaramouchie
cuz i can, is there a problem.

y/n
your no fun

scaramouchie
you're*

y/n
YKW FUCK YOU TOO. ill just go text heizou 😐

scaramouchie
ok?
y/n reacted with 😐

-

probably kicking the air rn

y/n
heizou!!! 😁

probably kicking the air rn
yep whats goin on

contact changed: heizou!! 🤣

heizou!! 🤣
ok...

y/n
STOP BEING DRY im bored do smth

heizou!! 🤣 sent 8 ball

y/n
good choice. PREPARE TO LOSE.

-

Heizou and you played games for a while, math was really all the same, and so was your history class.

by the time you had photography class, heizou and you stopped playing.

'needa piss ttyl'

(you totally won 8 ball btw WE DONT TAKES L's)

-

photography

"please gather into your groups and discuss what you need to. Try not to bother me unless its important"

'yes miss yelan'

people began getting up from their seats, talking to one another about who knows what and then you were greeted oh so kindly by your group mate, scaramouche

"what did you get done."

"maybe a 'Hello y/n!!! how are you? may i see your work please! thanks for being such a great group member!' ya know ye dont gotta be so rude!!"

fischl was holding back her laugh while scaramouche glared at you

"alright fine, no hellos from scara then! anyways i took a few photos at the park yesterday if you wanna take a look at them."

-

a/n
sorry for recent slow chapters, im starting school so yk.. posts will start to get slow

per usual!! kai edited <33 Itzzkaiiiiiiiii