ᥫ᭡. CHAPTER EIGHT!
❛ NOISE CANCELLING HEADPHONES ❜ ━━ ( ig, imsg )

✦ INSTAGRAM

sturniolo.triplets has posted to their story!

♫ . . . feather, maeve thatcher
❛ your signal's amiss
you act like a bitch
you fit every stereotype
send a pic! ❜

♡ by maevethatch

maevethatch has posted to their story!

♫ . . . make you mine, madison beer
❛ i wanna lay you down
i wanna string you out
i wanna make you mine. ❜

♡ by matthew.sturniolo

matthew.sturniolo has posted to their story!

♫ . . . wet dreamz, j.cole
❛ as time goes by, attractions getting deeper
wet dreaming thinkin' that i'm smashin' but i'm sleepin'
i want it bad, and i ain't never been obsessed before. ❜

♡ by maevethatch

✦ IMESSAGE

MAYDAY
matt 🦇 ; matt
chris 🪄 ; chris
nick 🪽 ; nick
rory 🐞 ; astoria

chris 🪄
matt
omfg
you're so down bad i'm embarrassed for you 😬

nick 🪽
hypocrite...
loved by matt 🦇

rory 🐞
hello do you follow maeve?
she's down bad for HIM too
she started it

matt 🦇
actually i did
w my first story

chris 🪄
actually 🤓🤓

rory 🐞
dude she has balls and you don't

matt 🦇
excuse me?

rory 🐞
posting a story is literally nothing compared to confessing you wrote a song about someone on live television but alr...

nick 🪽
oop!

chris 🪄
got him!

nick 🪽
bro rory texter ahh
loved by rory 🐞

matt 🦇
okay but like
lowkey idk how to progress this

nick 🪽
omfg...
he's dumb he's literally dumb omg

rory 🐞
LMFAOOOO
matt bro
just ask her to hang out

chris 🪄
what rory said
unless you wanna be an e dater...

rory 🐞
unless you WANNA be an e dater!
which is totally okay 😇

matt 🦇
bro we've met irl
fuck you

rory 🐞
ok matthew

matt 🦇
ok astoria

nick 🪽
bro matt if you become an e dater i'm never speaking to you again
the channel is becoming sturniolo twins bc i can't have that ruining my reputation

chris 🪄
LMFAOOOOOOOOO

matt 🦇
??? bro
ok not my fault there wasn't anyone else in the friend group who i could've dated smh
you guys had it easy 😕

rory 🐞
ok and what if i go tell kali you had a massive crush on her in middle school and then cried when she came out

chris 🪄
HELP

matt 🦇
kys i didn't cry

nick 🪽
astoria it genuinely baffles me how you somehow manage to have one of us hating you at all times
first chris and now matt like are you okay ?

rory 🐞
you're next 😈

chris 🪄
what the fuck
bro matt
can you lock in i'm bored

matt 🦇
I AMMMM WTF
WE TEXT 24/7

nick 🪽
yeah i know cause you're always on your fucking phone and not helping me with chores
stupid fuck

rory 🐞
L 😂
laughed at by matt 🦇

chris 🪄
omg you know how to flirt!!! congratulations 🤩
i'm embarrassed matt

matt 🦇
bro kys
she's so busy like what am i supposed to do

rory 🐞
idk maybe get her number first?

matt 🦇
bro
i'm
😔
i'm leaving
and i'll ask her to hang out just so you'll shut up

chris 🪄
thank me later when she invites you over to 😉😛😏

matt 🦇
CHRIS.

rory 🐞
nonono bring her over i wanna see her again
i'll get some noise cancelling headphones 😏😏

matt 🦇
STOP.

✦ INSTAGRAM

maevethatch started following matthew.sturniolo!

maevethatch

liked by chappellroan, malaikaaa, kaliaaortizz and 620,692 others

maevethatch where art thou? why not uponeth me?

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user oh she BOLDDDD

user bro shakespeare ahhh

malaikaaa prettiest girl 😽😽
liked by maevethatch

user am i the only one who's thinking this might be... lyrics...... 😧
↳ user WAIT A SECOND

user ugh she's so BADDDDD
liked by matthew.sturniolo

christophersturniolo sounds like an invitation @matthew.sturniolo 🤔🤔
↳ maevethatch BRO CHILLLLLL

user m&m truthers are we seeing the light...
↳ user i think we are...
↳ user genuinely i can't do this guys omfg

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↳ maevethatch BRO
↳ user DANTE PLS

✦ IMESSAGE

# ; unknown
matt 🧸 ; matt

#
hey stranger

matt 🧸
uhh
who is this?

#
take a guess

matt 🧸
ummm
wait
oh!

#
oh! indeed

matt 🧸
i thought YOU were supposed to give me your number 🤨

#
you stopped asking 😕

matt 🧸
seemed hopeless
you kept saying no

#
boy don't tell me you've given up alr...

matt 🧸
WHAT
NO
i didn't wanna be annoying 😕

#
too bad you're always annoying

matt 🧸
excuse you?

#
you heard me!
disliked by matt 🧸

matt 🧸
so who gave you my number?

#
add me to your contacts and i'll tell you 😁😁

matt 🧸
oh shit
i completely forgot mb
wait

matt 🧸saved # as blondie ⭐

blondie ⭐
cute
tho what's the star for?

matt 🧸
it just suits you 🤷‍♂️
make sure you don't forget about me when you're all rich and famous hm?

blondie ⭐
i'm already rich and famous yet here i am
still talking to you 🤔🤔

matt 🧸
very true
why is that?

blondie ⭐
maybe because i like you?
you can be very oblivious matt

matt 🧸
or maybe you're just too nonchalant

blondie ⭐
me? nonchalant?
are you serious

matt 🧸
yup! 😆

blondie ⭐
UR NOT REALLLLLL
I TOOK IT TO THE INSTAGRAM POSTS

matt 🧸
yeah?

blondie ⭐
brooooooo
when he doesn't understand "why not uponeth me?" 😖😖😖

matt 🧸
nope i definitely understood
see you haven't given me your address 😔

blondie ⭐
that's true
i just moved funnily enough.
so if you want you can be the first person to see my place 😝

matt 🧸
are you sure?

blondie ⭐
duh 🙄
you're hot

matt 🧸
alr grabbing my car keys

blondie ⭐
😚😚😚😚😚
oh btw
just one small issue
my new place is in...... LA.... 😅😅😅

matt 🧸
are you fr

blondie ⭐
unfortunately

matt 🧸
maeveee 🫤
got me all excited for nothing

blondie ⭐
HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEEEEEL
i'm sitting in my empty ass apartment all alone when i could be seeing u

matt 🧸
how much are flights

blondie ⭐
matt?

matt 🧸
you've gotten me excited to see your new place now
i'm kind of a real estate enthusiast if you didn't know 😇

blondie ⭐
LMFAOOOO SHUT UP

matt 🧸
🤐🤐
no but fr tho
lmk when you have time and i'll be there

blondie ⭐
noted!

💿

i've finally finished curating maeve's album and LORDDDDDD i'm so excited

─ ava ✦