only men get burned
when they play with fire
women are the fire
- danielle 'dani' lovegood

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𝗗ani Lovegood has dealt with stupid people on numerous occasions. One, her brother, Xeno. She thought his name was kinda dumb, even though he was named after their dead ❨ rest in peace grandpa X ❩ grandfather. It was long, and when she was half asleep, she forgot how to pronounce it. ❨ "Don't take my books Xenocorus." ❩ Two, her obnoxious friend Benjamin Crane. For a Ravenclaw, he was so dumb! He asked out her first crush, knowing fully well that she had a crush on Ophelia Lourdes. ❨ "Yes Ben, Sirius has blonde hair and slate gray eyes. Oh and boobs." ❩ But she won't blame him, it's not like she ever told Ophelia.

Three, Severus Snape and his stupid politeness. She didn't know why Snape cared about her existence when he only had eyes for Lily and Ophelia ❨ seriously though, is the entire school in love with her? ❩ and she knew she wasn't anywhere as pretty as they were. Four, her ex girlfriend, Lily Evans. Okay, just hear Dani out. She really loved Lily, truly she did, but she told her to follow her heart when she noticed that Lily laughed at the things Potter would say or do. Dani won't hold her back from happiness, she's not that brutal. Five, her other ex, though he's a boy, Tristan Beckett.

Truth is, Dani doesn't know why she dated the bloody prick. He was always so rude to Lily before they dated, and he still is very rude to Ophelia. Even when Dani left him for Lily, he resorted to bullying the two girls and even threatened to tell the entire school their secret. ❨ "But they won't believe you Bec." ❩ Six, Regulus Black. Okay, listen, the world is actually very tiny and mistakes can be made when absolutely drunk in the Slytherin dungeons. Dani had been dating a boy named Amycus Carrow at the time when she and Regulus accidentally kissed. Truth is, they both liked it very much and were very sober when they slept together and now he won't leave her alone! ❨ "It was a mistake!" "But we both liked it!" "Well it was sex Reg! Of course we liked it!" ❩

Seven, and the last one, Sirius fucking Black. Dani can write an essay on why this boy is stupid. He smokes, and he always smells like smoke and she's trying to quit smoking. ❨ "Curse you Black!" ❩ But she guessed he didn't know and she stayed away from him ━ until he sought her out, trying to get her help in making Ophelia jealous or make her leave Benjamin so she could jump into bed with him. ❨ Sirius Black doesn't know what standards are. ❩ Only, Dani fell in love with him in the process. Fucking great, right?

Okay, maybe Dani was the female version of Sirius without knowing it. ❨ It's not her fault she's this damn attractive. ❩ But she wasn't about to fall in love with her male version, even if it already happened, she had sex with his younger brother ━ three times! Yeah, she's not sure how he'll react to that...

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dani lovegood avery ovard

ophelia lourdes sabrina carpenter

sirius black ben barnes

remus lupin andrew garfield

peter pettigrew dane dehaan

james potter aaron taylor johnson

lily evans abigail cowen

benjamin crane morgan c

x lovegood tom burke

regulus black timothee chalamet

tristan beckett ryan p

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an. I fucking love Dani Lovegood!!!!😭😭