YEEHAW

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Caelum: Theron and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us.

Daphne: What did you guys do?

Caelum: Theron chased him to the next red light, and reached into his window, and-

Theron: *walking in* Who wants a steering wheel?

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*a loud thump is heard upstairs*

Daphne: What was that?

Theron: Caelum's shirt fell.

Daphne: Why was it so loud?

Theron: It had him in it.

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Theron: There's always that weakling in the group who isn't down with murder.

Theron: *glares at Caelum*

Caelum: Well, sorry I have morals!

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Daphne: Hey, Theia, have you thought about having children?

Theia:

Theia: Does looking over you and the others not seem like I already do? Because I promise you, it sure feels like it.

Daphne: But we're not childr-

Theia, already distracted: THERON, PUT THE FIRE DOWN!

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Caelum: The clock is ticking! We don't have time for this asinine tomfoolery!

Daphne: This unmitigated poppycock?

Theron: Extravagant hogwash!

Caelum: Okay, stop.

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Daphne: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS!

Caelum: And here we have a capitalist.

Azalea: Did you just-

Theron: Let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history, human language, and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible.

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Theia: Guys... the principal just called—

Theron: It was Daphne!

Daphne: It was Azalea!

Azalea: It was Caelum!

Caelum: It was me!

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Daphne: *pulls back the curtain while Caelum is showering*

Daphne: Hey did we - stop screaming it's me - did we run out of Cheerios?

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Theron: *texting* Hey can you pick me up I'm drunk.

Theron: Oh you don't have to anymore. I'm home now.

Caelum: Yes, I'm aware of that after dropping you off at home.

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Theron: Ow! My armkle!

Daphne: Your what?

Caelum, sighing: His wrist.

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Caelum, ordering coffee: I'd like a light roast.

Theron: You're kinda ugly.

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Daphne: Guys, there's a monster under my bed and it's really ugly.

Azalea, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, no one likes you.

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Caelum: I have a problem.

Theron: Kill it.

Caelum: Can you chill for like, two seconds?

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Caelum: Damn, the power went out.

Theron: Don't worry, I got this.

Theron: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*

Caelum: What-?

Theron: I swallowed a glow stick!

Caelum, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-

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Police Officer: You have the right to remain silent.

Theron: I choose to waive that right!

Theron: *screaming*

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Azalea: How do you do that?

Theron: I'm fearless.

Caelum: I saw you run from bees yesterday. You flailed around and tripped over a chair. It was both hysterical and sad.

Theron: I'm mostly fearless.

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*Daphne, Caelum and Theron are sitting on a bench*

Azalea: Why do you guys look so sad?

Daphne: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

*Azalea sits down*

Theron: The bench is freshly painted.

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Theron: Daphne spat in Azalea's ear today when they were sitting on the couch together.

Caelum: ...What?! Why?!

Theron, shrugging: You tell me.

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Caelum: I'm afraid of clowns. There, I said it.

Daphne: Caelum, if you don't like clowns, why are you hanging out with Theron?

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Theron: *falls down the stairs*

Azalea: Are you okay?

Caelum: Stop falling down the stairs!

Daphne: How'd the ground taste?

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Caelum: I'm not doing too well.

Daphne: What's wrong?

Caelum: I have this headache that comes and goes.

*Theron enters the room*

Caelum: There it is again.

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Daphne: What if people had food names and food had people names?

Caelum: Hey, spaghetti, we're having Daphne for dinner.

Azalea: What is wrong with you people?

Theron: Shut up, pineapple.

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Theron: Hey guys, I found a spider. Cool little lad. Thanks for eating the mosquitos.

Theron: Oh no, where did it go?

Caelum: THERON WHAT THE HELL?!

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Theron: Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I'm eating dirt?

Daphne:

Daphne: Why are you eating dirt?

Theron: Did I ask you if I should eat dirt? No, so answer my question.

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MUAH NOW IT'S ACTUALLY THE END OF THIS BOOK JAJAHAHJAHA

Just wanted to give all you little munchkins a proper send off *sniffles*

I LOVE YOU!

YOU'RE SO AMAZING!

FAREWELL FOR NOW BUDDIES!

*salutes*

*dives into the flaming trashcan of my other WIPs that I can now work on*