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"watching live from
purple matter"

rat:
i had the weirdest
dream ever

tampon:
and?

rat:
wait i'll tell you,
chill bitch

tampon
okay. and?

rat:
bitch i'm going,
calm the fuck down

pedo:
what are you on?
no one is saying shit.

rat:
are you guys gonna
let me fucking tell
my damn story?

carrots:
go ahead bitch

rat:
okay thanks

sades:
so are you gonna
fucking tell your story
or what?

rat:
I'M GOING DAMN!
CHILL THE FUCK DOWN
BITCHES

thottie:
you could be typing your
damn story right now if you
weren't so busy being
a pissy dicky

rat:
you know what,
fuck you all, i was
getting to that

cult leader:
continue my dear

rat:
anyways it was the weirdest
thing ever. so i was in outer
space and i was in a space ship
and out of nowhere remy came up.
and he was giving me weird talk
like he wanted to fuck me and
i was not about to deep throat
this stinky ass rat so then i found
a new rat and her name was fanny
and then i introduced fanny to remy
and he fell in love with her right away
so it ended up with remy giving anal to fanny.

jack attack:
i feel uncomfortable.

pedo:
fuck off-

tampon:
you really called me a
bitch for this bitchass story?

sades:
um i got to go-

thottie:
uh i wanna die—

fucking ayla:
this is fucked

cult leader:
um

carrots:
you guys are lame and boring

rat:
my business is my business.
unless you're a thong, get out my ass.

y/n:
bitch not again

rat:
the smartest thing that
came out of your mouth
was my penis.

tampon:
when he thinks
he did something

thottie:
you should wear a condom
on your head. if you're going
to be a dick, you might as
well dress like one.

sades:
that's my babe

cult leader:
um anyways. i have to go,
wyatt creeps me out now

fucking ayla:
uhh me too

pedo:
i'm never gonna watch
ratatouille ever again see
you later folks

thottie:
yeah feeling
kinda traumatized

tampon:
really tho,

jack attack:
yeah my mom
is calling me.
bye kiddos

carrots:
yeah me too.

sades:
i have a date!

rat:
oh! fuck you guys!
it was a fucking dream
for fucks sake! and sadie
you never get guys!
read by:
sades, thottie, pedo,
tampon, fucking ayla,
carrots, jack attack, and
cult leader